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Might up a p.a.t.r.e.o.n in the future, but not right now.
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Walking with two straggling youngins', I made my way to the bustling commercial district of what seems to be Kuoh Town, ignoring odd looks due to my current tattered clothing.
"Hey, where are you going?" A young Issei asked. Again.
"Yeah, you're just heading in circles!" A young Irina chirped. Again.
These kids had been following for the past few minutes as I tried to learn the lay of the land, interjecting happily as if they were happy they'd found another kid to bond with.
Aparrantly, this Issei right here has already been infected with the 'Boobs' virus, and couldn't stop talking about them.
"Wow, we're like The Three Musketeers!" Issei shouted. "Us guys are ready to take on the world!"
He also thought that the kid(Irina) next to us... was also a boy... like us.
'Aah. Kids.'
"Hey, are you lost?" Irina asked as she peered at my face.
"Nah, we're almost there." I stopped the instinct to scratch my head as I continued walking.
I was heading to the commercial district. And I would've gotten there faster... If I 'remembered' where it was.
'Finally, I found it!' I felt happier as I reached the shopping area with several food stalls and shops that were open for business.
"I'm gonna get a change of clothes, you two wait here." I told the two who were following me.
"Hn, okay!" Irina replied.
"Hey, are you going to the clothes store? The onee-san with the big boobs went home already!"
"Issei! Not again!"
"What?"
'You got to be kidding... He's like this at a young age? I guess he already met the old man who taught him about the 'love' of big breasts.'
Shaking my head, I walked into a store that sold clothes and came face-to-face with a cashier at the front counter, reading an adult magazine while picking his nose.
Luckily for me, the store seemed pretty empty, meaning that my plan could be carried out with minimal risk.
"Huh?" Came the cashier's confused look at seeing me, a kid in torn clothes with dried blood all over them.
"Are you the owner, oji-san?" I asked to see who I was gonna use my abilities on.
"Yeah, kid. But why? Besides, what's with those clothes, kid!? And what happened to you—"
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[Ero-Crest]
[Time-Stop]
[Sensitivity Controller]
[Body Modification]
[Hypnosis]
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"The fact that the first thing I'm doing with a new life is basically killing and stealing bothers me, but philosophy is something I really can't do on an empty stomach..." I cut him off, as I activated [Hypnosis].
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[Hypnosis]
(Commands the target by placing them into a subconscious trance.)
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"The first time I'm using [Hypnosis] and it's on an old man instead of a hottie... Wait, that's not the issue---!"
"So anyways, please, in all of the goodness deep down in your heart... let me get a big bag and some clothes, please!"
"Yes... of course!" The owner fell into a brief mental fog as his eyes dulled slightly, before answering with extreme vigor. "Anything you say, kiddo!"
'It seems that it works pretty well, huh...?' I thought as I was escorted into a changing stall.
-A Few Minutes Later-
"Thank you very much, mister owner!" I said, waving at the cashier as I left. "And remember, do get rid of the footage on the security cameras, alright?"
"You got it, kid!" The owner replied with such amicability that I almost felt guilty for leaving with a bag filled with clothes.
---Almost.
Nevertheless, I had to go.
As I exited from the back of the store, I walked through the stalls with a bag of clothes on my back, looking for a place to eat for free using [Hypnosis], until I came to a stall selling ramen.
"Hey, mister," I spat out a familiar line.
And that's how I got my first meal free in Kuoh Town.
-One Hour Later-
"Haaah...!" I rubbed my belly, I got to sit down and eat, and in the end, my stamina was restored.
In front of me were empty bowls that were once filled with large servings of ramen, vegetables, and delicious meats.
I ate like a ravenous beast, slurping ramen while I stuffed roasted and grilled meat down my throat till my stomach was filled.
'Time to go and find someplace to sleep.' I thought. 'But aren't I forgetting something?'
'Nah, if you forget it in the first place, then it wasn't that important.' I shook my head as I sighed.
"Hey!" A childish voice entered my ears. "You forgot about us!"
"Huh?" I turned to the side, only to see Issei and Irina, with their parents?
What is this, a family picnic?
"My bad," I replied as I used a toothpick to clean my teeth. "Was feeling a lil' hungry, you see."
"Whoa..." Little Irina muttered.
I guess she was staring at the number of plates on the table in front of me.
"You call that 'feeling a little hungry'?" Issei asked. "Besides, I haven't even asked you if you like boobs or not!"
"Ah, dear? There he goes again." A woman with brown hair, whom I assume to be Miki Hyoudou said.
"Well, I'm sure he'll grow out of it, hahaha!" Another person with brown hair spoke.
I'm guessing this guy is Gorou Hyoudou by the way.
"So?" Issei asked again. "Do you like boobs?"
"Yeah," I said offhandedly yet truthfully. "They're alright."
"Exactly!" Issei jumped into the air. "You understand!"
"Mom, Dad, Issei is saying weird things again!" Irina complained, to which her parents simply sighed.
There was this woman I didn't know, maybe Irina's mother, as I hadn't seen or heard of her in DxD's story whatsoever, but I think I know who her father is...
-Touji Shidou-
An exorcist who lived and worked in Kuoh Town.
And when his subordinate Masaomi Yaegaki got with a devil hottie by the name of Cleria Belial, the Devil who currently governs Kuoh Town, he and his exorcist buddies had to kill the two to maintain the status quo.
(And later on that governor title would be handed down to Rias Gremory and Sona Sitri..)
Depending on who you ask, whether or not they got their info from fanon(fanfics), canon(anime/manga), or even more canon(light novels), they'll either say that this guy teamed up with the Old Faction Devils to either tear the couple apart due to the potential of mixing races, or that they were all edgy dark evil villains that took turns banging Cleria in front of Masaomi before killing them both.
(yeah, I've read those kinds of fanfics. The good ol' doom and gloom= maturity)
Either way, as someone whose mother came from a high-class family, and a father from an average family who got together to live a nice above-average life, the idea that my birth could end in a condom, or my mother's deceased corpse because of 'status quo' disruptions, really, really grinds my gears.
So even if this guy had a point and a reason to do what he did...
I still don't like him.
I guess it's true what some people say.
There's plenty of reasons to dislike certain people in DxD without creating a dark and edgy reason around it.
'But, whatever, it's not like I could do anything about it... yet.'
"You must be the kid that my Irina and Issei-kun found on the bench, right?" Touji came closer as he attempted to rustle my hair, to which I dodged.
"My name is Daichi. Michinaga Daichi." I spat out bullshit faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. "Also, don't do that, uncle. Only my mom and pretty girls can do that."
"Hahaha..." Touji laughed awkwardly. "My bad, Daichi-kun."
I wanted to say something like, 'Look at this guy, gettin' all familiar with me, calling me by my first name?', but then I realized that not only was I not Japanese until today, but I also didn't care about honorifics either.
"By the way," Touji continued. "---They said that you were wearing tattered clothes and were potentially injured... but I don't see anything?"
Oh, that's what he was wondering... Well, I am dressed pretty nicely, in short shorts, and a nice buttoned-up shirt.
I looked like a good example. The correct company. The kid who doesn't jump off a cliff when his friends jump. A nice boy who says please and thank you. The kid your mom compares you to.
And honestly, I could see it. Neat black hair, a cute face, with ruby red eyes?
Look out, everyone, I am originality and cuteness combined!
"Oh, that. I threw that shirt away, Oji-san" I replied nonchalantly as ever.
'Why lie, when you can simply not tell the truth, and the whole truth?'
Lies call for stories to be woven in a natural order. Withholding the truth, on the other hand, was infinitely more useful.
"Hmnn? How come?" Touji asked.
"'Cause I was in the forest, of course." I looked at Touji as if asking, 'Why are you asking the obvious?'.
-truth.
"The forest?" The faces of Issei's and Irina's parents contorted in confusion.
"Yeah! Fighting with Strays..." I trailed off intentionally as I watched Touji's eyes narrow.
-also the truth.
"A man has to work for his food, y'know? After all, that's what my Dad says, 'He who does not work, does not eat.'
-still truth, just that my dad said that back on my original Earth when I did chores.
"Dear..." Miki Hyoudou looked at Gorou as she frowned.
"Umm, Daichi?" Gorou asked. "Do you mind telling us where exactly your parents are?"
"Huh, my parents?" I replied quickly. "They're in their second home, the skies."
-technically the truth, they did travel a lot due to their work after all.
"Oh, my..." The faces of the four adults fell after hearing my words.
Judging by my words, it seemed that my words made them imagine something entirely different, and by all means, let them.
I wanted to smile, but I held it in.
No duper's delight here, no sir!
What I need to do now, is find a place to sleep.
"Anyways, I gotta go now, so later!" I waved at Issei and Irina as I headed to what I hope will be a place for me to get a good night's sleep.
Besides, I'm not sure if [Hypnosis] has a time limit before it wears off, so I probably shouldn't stay too long.
"See you later!" Issei shouted. "And let's talk about boobs next time!"
"No! Not again!" Irina yelled at him.
"Yeah, yeah." I waved back.
'Damn little shit, having a cute childhood friend. I'm jealous as hell.' I cursed internally.
All my childhood friends were guys named Kyle, Aiden, Kayden, Brayden, and who either skated, did drugs, worked out, or were a menace to society.
Shaking my head in thought, I mulled over the idea of using [Body Modification] to get an adult body to then use [Hypnosis] to get a free place to stay in a motel.
'Haaah... I'm already thinking criminal thoughts...' I sighed as I walked away in sadness.
'I also didn't have a cute childhood friend in my old life either... yet this boob-obsessed freak does...'
They say comparison is the theft of joy, but that only applies if you have something joyful to compare in the first place.
'Wouldn't it be funny if I make sure that he only had one girl? Who knows, maybe I can make sure he gets with only Irina...' I thought bitterly.
Many people won't admit it, due to hating Issei's antics as a Boob-loving weirdo of an MC. But when it came to the idea of beautiful and powerful girls who were obsessed with you.
Damn, it really does makes a guy a lil' jealous.
Maybe it's because I watched too much Tenchi-Muyo growing up...
Anyways, unfortunately for Issei, I would not be able see him to talk(listen) about boobs for several months, as I myself would soon find a place to stay with others.
---And I would continue my little stealing spree.
It's not like I like doing it, it's just that it works!
---So unless the Angel Gabriel herself descends from the sky and lectures me on being a bad boy whilst burying my head in her soft heavenly mountainous cleavage, then I will continue to do it to survive.
'Also, if you're listening, Murphy, and that Butterfly that causes hurricanes with its wings?'
'Well? Get to work and start jinxing it, damn it! Get to it, pronto, stat!'
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Next Chapter: 003: Ecchi Boy Gets Adopted!?
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Trivia Time!!! (Again)
Irina Shido mainly has two notable voice actresses, them being...
Maaya Uchida (JP Bro-con Seiyuu), who voices: Alluyka (HXH), Rea Sanka (Sankarea), Rikka Takanashi (Love, Chuunibyo, & Other Delusions!), Frenda Seivelun (A Certain Scientific Railgun), Remilia Scarlet (Touhou Spell Carnival), Guild Girl (Goblin Slayer), Melty (Shield Hero), Fischl (Genshin Impact), Kaguya Yamai (Date-A-Live), Angel (Chainsaw Man), and Hiyori Iki (Noragami)
Does anyone remember Noragami? It was super popular back then ;c, the anime op was the best too... ;c
And...!
Kristi Kang (ENG VA), who voices: Levy McGarden (Fairy Tail), Atago (Kancolle), Maria Takayama (Haganai), Miharu Shimuzu (Baka and Test), Cathy Lockharte (Freezing), Yomi (Sekirei), Yukine Maher (Tenchi-Muyo: War on Geminar)
Tenchi-Muyo was one of the first harem anime that I ever saw back then...
All around, it's waifu-city with these two!
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