Title: "Prince of Pride: The Baby-Making Saga"
(Set after Trunks warns them about the androids — 3 years before Cell Games)
(Location: Capsule Corp, West City)
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[The Trigger]
Evening, Capsule Corp Training Field. Vegeta is punching the air violently.
Narrator Voice:
After Goku defeated Frieza... after Future Trunks sliced Frieza like a cucumber... Vegeta was angry. No — LEGENDARY ANGRY. Why?
Because everyone was a Super Saiyan except him.
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Vegeta (gritting his teeth):
"Kakarot... Trunks... even that future brat has golden hair now. Where's my damn transformation?!"
He looks at his reflection in the window.
"Am I not a warrior? Am I not the Prince of all Saiyans?! Or just the... Prince of one-pump chumps..."
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[ Bulma's Verbal Destruction Jutsu]
Bulma walks in wearing a towel, hair wet, holding coffee.
Bulma:
"Still yelling out here, Veggie? Or is this your version of screaming into the void because your... power pole doesn't match your ego pole?"
Vegeta (snaps):
"What did you say, woman?!"
Bulma smirks.
"I'm just saying... maybe you can't go Super Saiyan because your real ki blast ends too soon."
Vegeta (eyes widen):
"W-WHAAAAT!?"
Bulma:
"Face it. Goku's got longer stamina. Even Trunks from the future lasted longer when I told him to do with my friend "
She walks off laughing.
Vegeta's face burns brighter than a Spirit Bomb.
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[Gravity Room of Shame & Pain]
Vegeta enters the gravity chamber.
Vegeta (yelling):
"THIS ENDS TODAY!!"
Montage begins:
Vegeta doing pelvic thrusts in 300x gravity.
Shouting "Kakarot!!!" every time he fails.
Using the Kame Sutra scrolls he found in Roshi's drawer.
Practicing breathing techniques from Namekian yoga.
Drinking protein shakes named "Ultra Stamina X"
3 days later…
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[ Return of the Prince]
Bulma chilling in the bedroom, reading a sci-fi romance novel titled "Taming the Tsundere Prince".
Door Slams Open
Vegeta (glowing with confidence):
"Woman… prepare yourself. The new Vegeta... has ARRIVED."
Bulma (eyebrow raised):
"Really? Or are you gonna go Final Flash in the first 5 seconds again?"
Vegeta (smirking):
"This time, you'll beg me to stop."
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[: The "Not-So-Legendary" Invasion of the Black Forest cave]
(Capsule Corp – Night. Room lights dim. Mood: Romantic. Vegeta: Overconfident. Bulma: Curious.)
Vegeta (smirking, arms crossed):
"Woman… tonight you shall witness the true might of a Saiyan warrior!"
Bulma (poking fun):
"What is this, a battle or a bedtime? Hope your power pole doesn't need a senzu bean again."
Vegeta (gritting his teeth):
"This time will be... different!"
Bulma lies down with a smirk.
Vegeta tosses his gloves aside like he's entering a wrestling match.
He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and charges like he's doing Final Flash.and remove clothes with pride and smirk
(Vegeta's Mind):
"Now! Enter the down Black forest cave! Attack formation—!"
Bulma: (spreading legs ) show me what you got
[REALITY CHECK]
—10 seconds later—
Bulma (blinking):
"Wait… what? That's it?!"
Vegeta (panting, face pale):
"Woman... the gravity in the cave... it was... overwhelming!" My pole shrink
Bulma (facepalm):
"Overwhelming? That's not a Gravity Room, that's my body!"
Vegeta (rolling over dramatically):
"Nooo... I trained for months! How did I... lose so quickly...?"
Bulma:
"You call yourself a Prince? That was less of a Saiyan saga and more of a Saiyan short story."
[Cut to outside Capsule Corp – Crickets chirping]
Vegeta (wrapped in blanket, sitting alone):
"I must ascend... not just in power... but in performance."
[He stares at the moon like Goku stares at food.]
Vegeta (serious tone):
"I will return… and next time, I won't just enter the Black Forest cave… I'll CONQUER it."
Stay tunned in "DRAGON POLE Z "
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