Part 4: "Gohan's Saiyan Conception – The Alternate Timeline!"
(aka "That One Time Trunks Time-Traveled Into the Wrong Moment and Traumatized Himself")
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Narrator (dramatic tone):
After 12 rounds of galactic-level "training," Chi-Chi succeeded in completing Mission: Make-a-Baby.
But little did they know their excessive amount of release of saiyen white fluids and power intraction result rip in time which cause an unexpected guest appearance.
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Scene: The Bedroom Dojo – Morning After the Legendary Night
Goku lies half-conscious and half naked , buried under what looks like an exploded mattress.surrounding by like lake of white ki energy with mix with yelloies colour
Chi-Chi is peacefully sipping green tea, humming a victorious tune.
Goku: (whispers) "Chi-Chi… I can't feel my legs…"
Chi-Chi: "That's because you don't need legs for the next phase."
Goku: (alarmed) "THERE'S A NEXT PHASE?!"
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Enter: Future Trunks
ZAP!!!
The time portal opens.
Trunks lands in the middle of their disaster zone bedroom, sword drawn.
Trunks: "I sensed a massive spike in power from this timeline. I thought it was Cell returning but—"
(sees Chi-Chi half-naked in victory pose and Goku with surrounding white ki energy)
Trunks: "OH MY GOD."
Chi-Chi: "Oh. Trunks. Welcome to Adult Education Class."
Trunks: (turns away, sweating) "WHY THIS AREA KI LEVEL IS SO HIGH AND WHAT IS THIS ROOM WHOLE COVERED BY WATERY LIQUID
Goku:- "For the first time, he felt a bit proud knowing that he know something others don't—that all this white fluids is white energy is… Ki
Goku:-"I'm right, ain't I Chi-Chi?
Chi -chi- ( smiles) completely right!"
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"The Baby Loading Process – Explained Poorly by Goku"
Goku: (sits up with blank eyes)
"So, Trunks. Chi-Chi says the baby is loading… it's like waiting for a Spirit Bomb, but from the inside…"
Trunks: "Goku, please stop." ( closing his ears with hands)
Goku: "And she said in 9 months, my genes will manifest into a screaming, food-demanding Super Saiyan."
Chi-Chi: "If he's anything like his father, he'll fight the doctor coming out."
(Trunks ran away from there with his time machine out of shame and close eyes )
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Goku: "Daddy Mode Activated"
Chi-Chi pulls out a long Time table chat"
Chi-Chi: "Here's the few things we do before arriving confirmation of pregnancy
Morning kisses
Another secrate stamina training in after noon
30 min sucking training in evening
Chakeing of pole and 2 dragon balls in night and release of white Kai energy
Weekly cuddles
Monthly maintenance rounds"
Goku: (shaking) "I can't… I still hear the mattress crying...
Chi- chi :- No Training , No food ,No breaks between Traning ( with serious tone )
Goku : ok , I will do it
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Meanwhile… Back in Trunks' Timeline
Bulma: (on intercomunnication) "Trunks, did you find the source of the energy spike?"
Trunks: (red face ) "Yes. I need therapy."
Bulma: "Huh?"
Trunks: "It was… them. Making Gohan."
Bulma: (silence)
"…Burn your time machine."
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Goku's New Training Arc: Training Timetable
Morning -
Goku : wake up with big yawn without protective Armor
Chi chi : sleeping around him with 2 dragon ball exposed and place which Goku use to produce white energy ki
After that
Morning: Traning of kissing is started
After noon: stamina boosting procedure and new angle technique Traning
Evening: intense sucking training+ dragon ball rubbing against pole
Night: A 12 rounds fight
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After few weeks
Krillin Visit To Goku House:
Kirien : why Goku whole house is burst and what is this all over white energy which also affect sea and make the colour of sea form blue to white
Krillin: Goku ,what happened to you ,why you look weak and fragile
Goku: "Because I passed Chi-Chi's final boss level!"(looking very weak and drained)
Krillin: "...What did that involve?" which put great warrior like you in this State "
Goku: (flashbacks of ropes, moaning, and bed frame explosions , daily Traning routine)
"…I can't talk about it. I just… I saw my own Super Soul."
("Chi-Chi sat comfortably on a bench in the distance, one leg neatly folded over the other. A wide grin stretched across her face, and an odd sense of pride gleamed in her eyes—like she had just won a war no one else knew about.")
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Final Scene: Gohan's Pre-Birth Ki Surge
Suddenly, Chi-Chi glows.
Goku: "Your power level—it's rising!"
Chi-Chi: "The baby's charging up. He just kicked with a Kamehameha."
Goku: "I'm so proud!"
BOOM!
The house explodes again. Chi-Chi stands perfectly calm with tea in hand.
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Narrator:
And thus ends the legend of how Gohan was (possibly) conceived in the most ridiculous timeline ever known.
One Saiyan. ( Who is totally drained)
One woman with zero chill.( Who is totally filled )
One traumatized time traveler.( Who is totally thrilled )
And one baby already stronger than Yamcha.( Who is totally skilled).
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Post-Credit Scene:
Trunks: (writing in journal)
"Day 1: Never time travel into your mentor's bedroom.
Day 2: I've seen things.
Day 3: My therapist says I have 'Saiyan PTSD.'"
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THE END / OR CONTINUE?