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Chapter 60 - Chapter 60: Ma Hongjun’s Mouth Explodes

"That really was next-level ultra perversion!"

Zhang Fan grinned wickedly, joining the three beauties in cursing Tang San and the other three.

"So… what are we gonna do when we face them tomorrow? Should we curse them out?"Xiao Wu pursed her lips and looked at Zhang Fan's handsome face, eyes dreamy with infatuation.

"Of course... we'll mock them! Make them so ashamed they wanna dig a hole and hide!"

Ning Rongrong huffed,"They were disgusting enough to deserve it!"

"Absolutely!"Zhu Zhuqing nodded. She'd played a few rounds of poker and was in a good mood.

And soon enough, she joined Zhang Fan in bed for the night.

Zhang Fan lay with a beauty on each arm. Life couldn't get more explosively perfect than this.

But the next day… Tang San and the others didn't even dare show their faces around them.

Their break ended quickly.

Morning broke with soft light spilling across the training grounds.

Tang San, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar showed up.

But none of them had the courage to look Zhang Fan and his group in the eye.

"Today, we'll see the results of your three-month training!"

Flender stood between Zhang Fan and Yu Xiaogang, hands behind his back.

"I'll be the witness to your bet!"

"Good!" Zhang Fan nodded.

"Fine by me," Yu Xiaogang said.

"Tch… Can't believe we've gotta fight four perverts. Just thinking about it makes me wanna hurl!"

Xiao Wu mimed gagging.

"Haha…" Ning Rongrong burst out laughing at Xiao Wu's comment.

"Disgusting," Zhu Zhuqing muttered coldly.

"..."Tang San's face was darker than a thundercloud. He couldn't believe the insane stuff they'd done before. It was the most humiliating moment of his life — had him questioning his entire existence.

"I was wrong!" Oscar admitted with unfiltered honesty.

"What'd you do wrong? It's not like you meant to. You were drunk!"Dai Mubai refused to apologize. "I'm not apologizing. I've got money… I can get any beauty I want!"

"Gross."

Zhu Zhuqing's hatred for him only deepened. She was speechless at his sheer shamelessness.

"Pfft… Didn't think someone could be this nasty,"Ning Rongrong scoffed.

"..."Ma Hongjun wanted to dig a hole. He hadn't expected to pull that kind of crap either. Even he thought he was disgusting. Beyond words.

Best to say nothing. Silence was the only escape.

"Alright then, let's get started,"

Yu Xiaogang's face darkened."I've already disciplined them before. No need to bring it up again!"

"Got it."

Zhang Fan shrugged and stepped in front of the girls."Just follow my lead."

"Okay!"Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong nodded.

They stepped into the center of the training ground.

Zhang Fan took the front.

Ning Rongrong stood at the back.

Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were in the middle.

Tang San's team lined up the same: Tang San in front, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun in the center, Oscar bringing up the rear.

Each of them held six sausages: two large, two small, and two mushroom sausages.

Tang San prepped his simplified version of the "Mother and Child Soul-Chasing Ball," confident it would be enough to take down even Zhang Fan.

He stood proudly in front.

Everyone's feet lit up with soul power.

Zhang Fan's team lit up as well.

"Bzzzzz..." Zhang Fan's spirit rings shone the brightest.

Everyone was stunned.

Black. Black. Black. Black.

Four black rings, each one radiating an overwhelming aura.

Their years: ten thousand, twenty thousand, thirty thousand, and fifty thousand.

That last one was especially overwhelming — shocking even the onlookers.

"Damn… why's his fourth ring giving off that much pressure?"Zhao Wuji had never known how old Zhang Fan's fourth ring really was.

"Could it be… fifty thousand years?""Holy sh—!"Flender stared, slack-jawed, sucking in a breath.

"No way!"Yu Xiaogang couldn't believe it."This freak isn't even human!"

"Ugh…"Tang San's confident face was replaced with pure disbelief. He hadn't expected this jerk's fourth ring to be fifty thousand years old. That was some next-level freak behavior.

🌀 First time witnessing something like this.

"How the hell do we fight someone who's got all rings above ten thousand years—and a fourth one that's fifty thousand?!"

Ma Hongjun trembled. He felt like surrendering before the fight even started.

"You damn fatty, what are you scared of?!"

Dai Mubai gritted his teeth."No matter how strong his soul rings are, we won't give up. This is about pride! Plus… Tang San's secret weapon might turn the tables!"

"Alright…" Ma Hongjun nodded hesitantly.

"Zzzzt!"

Zhang Fan summoned his Heaven's Wrath Sword with a thought, gripping it as it crackled with violet lightning.

"RUMBLE…"Thunderclouds gathered above.

"What the hell—this guy's sword is cooler than my entire existence!"Tang San looked on, jealous as hell.

"You convinced now?" Flender looked over at Yu Xiaogang.

"What's that supposed to mean?! The battle hasn't even started, and you think I've lost?!"Yu Xiaogang raged.

"...Any other tricks up your sleeves?"Zhao Wuji clearly favored Zhang Fan.

"Tang San's got tricks. Trust me."Yu Xiaogang said confidently.

"Fine. Let's see what they've got!" Flender smirked.

"Tubby, White Tiger—go!"

Tang San planned to have them attack first, giving him a chance to unleash his hidden weapons.

"Got it!" Ma Hongjun scarfed down a mushroom sausage and launched into the air.

"Ding! Dialogue Modification Mission Triggered."[Ma Hongjun: First Soul Ring – Phoenix Fire Line. Flames erupted from his mouth.]

Zhang Fan instantly waved his hand, changing "erupted" to "exploded."

"Ding! Dialogue modified successfully. Slight deviation in plot. +40 Modification Points."

Ma Hongjun's first soul ring activated, enveloping him.

Suddenly, the fire in his mouth exploded.

"BOOM!"

Flames burst from his face like a firecracker gone rogue.

He was engulfed in his own flames.

"AAAAAHHH!!" Ma Hongjun screamed, crashing from the sky.

His hair frizzed up, his skin turned charcoal-black, and his lips swelled into full-on gorilla mode.

"Uh…"Everyone froze.

"What the hell happened to Tubby?!"

Dai Mubai stared in disbelief. His teammate's flames had blown up in his own mouth. Total confusion.

"..."Everyone turned silently toward Ma Hongjun.

"Haha… what a damn jinx! This is peak comedy!"

Xiao Wu couldn't stop laughing at the scene.

"Ahahah…"Ning Rongrong was beyond speechless.

"..." Zhu Zhuqing had no words. Just pure secondhand embarrassment.

"This is your student?"Flender shot Yu Xiaogang a death glare.

"What the actual—did I just witness hell on Earth?"Yu Xiaogang nearly tore his hair out."What's he been eating, explosive manure?!"

"Hahahaha…" Zhao Wuji couldn't hold it in either. The scene had him dying with laughter.

(End of Chapter)

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