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Oscar saw how the others were suffering and began to feel the stomach pain himself. His legs clenched tightly—clearly experiencing the same symptoms.
"Swoosh..." He immediately bolted to the side.
Once in the bushes, it felt just like drinking bad liquor—painful and unbearable.He realized it was all going terribly wrong."Swoosh..."He began spraying violently in the bushes."Ah..."
After all four finished spraying, they felt a bit better.
"What the hell? We all started this after eating those sausages. Oscar, did your sausages go bad?"Dai Mubai glared at Oscar suspiciously.
"How could they? They were freshly made!"Oscar replied confidently.
"Then how do you explain this? It has to be your sausages! We each had one!"As Tang San spoke, his stomach cramped again and he rushed back into the bushes.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar followed one after another.
This repeated a dozen times.
They all felt like their bodies were being hollowed out.
"How did this happen?"
Oscar was in misery. His body was so weak he could barely stand upright as he staggered out of the bushes.
Meanwhile, Zhang Fan figured they must be fully into the effects by now.
He chuckled to himself, imagining how they'd return empty-handed.He wondered what expression Yu Xiaogang would wear then.
Night fell.
Tang San, Oscar, Dai Mubai, and Ma Hongjun dragged their limp bodies back to Shrek Academy.
"What the hell happened? You've been gone all day! Are you all trash? Or were you out playing around?"
Yu Xiaogang looked absolutely furious, never expecting these four clowns to take so long.
"We ate Oscar's sausages... and got food poisoning!"
Dai Mubai looked like his legs were filled with lead—miserable with every step.
The others were no better. They moved like 80-year-old men.
"Oscar's sausages causing food poisoning? Don't be ridiculous! You're clearly slacking off!"
Yu Xiaogang refused to believe it."Oscar, make me a sausage. If I don't get sick, you're all screwed!"
"Master... are you sure you want to eat it? Don't say I didn't warn you..."
Oscar, barely able to speak, his lips pale from weakness.
"What's there to warn about? Hurry up!"Yu Xiaogang barked, arms crossed.
"Teacher… don't eat it! His sausage is laced with some unknown laxative—I couldn't even analyze it! I've been spraying all day!"
Tang San pleaded seriously."It was hell! Absolute hell!"
"Really?"But Yu Xiaogang still didn't believe him.
Dai Mubai also tried to stop him."Master, don't say we didn't warn you!"
"All of you, shut up and stand in line!"Yu Xiaogang shouted coldly.
"Fine... I've done my part."Dai Mubai sighed toward Tang San.
Tang San was heartbroken. He had tried to stop his godmother but failed.
"Buzz..."Oscar used the last of his spirit power to create a sausage and handed it over.
Yu Xiaogang took it, sniffed—smelled great. No foul scent.
He immediately took a big bite.
"Wow… delicious!"He quickly ate the entire sausage."See? Nothing's happening!"
"Just wait."Ma Hongjun muttered quietly.
Zhang Fan returned from dinner with the three beauties, just in time to witness Yu Xiaogang finishing the sausage.
"What the hell is Yu Xiaogang doing eating sausage at this hour? And why do those four look like they're about to drop dead?"
Xiao Wu looked puzzled.
"Did they eat something bad? They smell awful..."Zhu Zhuqing pinched her nose in disgust.
"Ugh..."Ning Rongrong froze in place.
"He should be spraying any second now."Zhang Fan smirked. He couldn't believe how reckless Yu Xiaogang was.
"AHHH!"A shrill, effeminate scream echoed out—absolutely revolting.
Yu Xiaogang twitched violently, eyes bulging with horror."Why does your sausage do this?! I've read thousands of books—never seen anything like this!"
He went from smug disbelief to instant regret.
"Swoosh..." He dashed toward the nearest latrine.
"BOOM..." The sound of explosive spraying rang out.
"Godmother… why'd you do this to yourself? Sharing the suffering with your disciple?"
Tang San thought bitterly. He never wanted to experience that agony again. He felt like his soul had been sprayed out of his body.
Oscar knew it best—this was his second time being hit.
It felt like crawling out of hell.
"Swoosh!"Yu Xiaogang thought it was over after the first round.
But no.
One wave after another.He felt like he was being murdered.
"Hahaha..."
Xiao Wu and the others burst out laughing.
Yu Xiaogang deserved it.
Zhang Fan and the girls returned to their dorms, content.
Their lives were bliss: cultivation, secret techniques, good food, dates with three god-tier girls.
It was the dream every man wanted.
Three beauties adored him, and he treated them well too.
"AHHH..."Yu Xiaogang's screams echoed through the night.
Regret was useless now.
Next morning...
Yu Xiaogang lay on his bed half-dead. He was in his forties—almost fifty—he couldn't bounce back like Tang San and the others.
Yesterday nearly killed him.
Naturally, training had to be postponed for a few days.
A few days later...
Yu Xiaogang gathered the team:"Alright, today we head to the Soto Great Spirit Arena for real combat."
"Huh... funny timing. Zhang Fan and his team already went."Tang San pouted.
"Perfect. If we meet them, we'll crush them!"Yu Xiaogang said confidently."You're unlikely to face Zhang Fan directly. Tang San and Dai Mubai might fight Xiao Wu. Ma Hongjun might run into Zhu Zhuqing."
"But I'm not confident about beating Zhu Zhuqing..."Ma Hongjun admitted.
"You coward! All that training—did you forget?You did great in the Spirit Arena before!She has little real combat experience. Just grab some recovery and mushroom sausages from Oscar, and your chances go way up!"
Yu Xiaogang reminded him.
"That makes sense!"Ma Hongjun nodded quickly.
(END OF CHAPTER)