Haruto Tanaka lived a life defined by one thing: gacha games. Hours spent hunched over his phone, chasing SSRs with the desperation of a man possessed. His room was a shrine to Goddess Summoner EX, littered with energy drink cans and dreams of pixelated waifus. It wasn't glamorous, but it was his.
Until a truck decided otherwise.
"Dammit, one more pull!" Haruto groaned, tapping his screen as he crossed the street. The headlights came out of nowhere—blinding, inevitable. A screech, a crunch, and then… nothing.
When Haruto opened his eyes, he wasn't roadkill. He was floating in a void, a swirl of crimson and gold energy pulsing around him like the intro to an MMO. Standing before him was a woman—gorgeous, dangerous, and barely dressed. Silver hair cascaded down her back, ruby eyes glinted with mischief, and her "outfit" was more suggestion than substance.
"Sup, kid," she said, her voice dripping with seduction. "I'm Lyssara, Goddess of Desire and Chaos. You're dead. Truck-kun strikes again."
Haruto blinked, processing. "Dead? But I didn't even get my five-star!"
Lyssara laughed, a sound that made his soul tingle. "Love the priorities. Don't worry, Haruto—I've got something better than a pity pull. You're being reincarnated."
"Reincarnated?" Haruto's gamer brain lit up. "Like, isekai'd? New world, cheat powers, the whole deal?"
"Better," Lyssara purred, leaning closer. "You're going to High School DxD. Angels, devils, dragons, and more oppai than you can shake a stick at. And I'm throwing in a little gift: the Sexual Gacha System."
Haruto's jaw hit the nonexistent floor. "Wait, the DxD? Rias Gremory, Akeno, boosted gear DxD? And… Sexual Gacha what now?"
"Exactly what it sounds like," Lyssara said, smirking. "A system that lets you 'roll' for powers, traits, or encounters with the hottest beings in that world. Strength, charm, seduction—it's all up to the wheel. But heads-up: it's got a naughty streak."
Haruto grinned, already sold. "Dead and sent to DxD with a lewd gacha cheat? This is the ultimate SSR pull!"
"Thought you'd say that." Lyssara snapped her fingers, and a glowing interface flared to life—part slot machine, part thirst trap app. "One free roll to start. After that, earn 'Lust Points' through combat, charm, or… extracurriculars. Ready?"
Haruto cracked his knuckles, channeling every ounce of his gacha luck. "Spin it!"
The wheel whirred, lights flashing, symbols blurring—swords, hearts, a pair of lips that looked way too detailed. It slowed, then stopped on a golden burst.
DING!
Congratulations! You've obtained: [Divine Charmer's Physique]!
Effect: Your body becomes a sculpted masterpiece, exuding an aura of raw allure. All beings within 10 meters feel drawn to you, boosting persuasion and seduction by 50%. Bonus: Mid-tier devil strength and stamina.
Energy surged through Haruto. His lanky frame bulked up, muscles hardening into a toned, Gilgamesh-esque build. His hair turned a brilliant blond, his eyes flared red, and his reflection in the void screamed "heroic hottie." He flexed, marveling at biceps that could crush a can—or a skull.
"Not bad," Lyssara said, eyeing him appreciatively. "Time to drop you in Kuoh Town. Have fun, Gacha King."
"Wait—" Haruto started, but the void collapsed, and he was falling.
He landed hard on pavement, the scent of cherry blossoms and teenage hormones hitting him like a brick. Kuoh Town. He recognized it instantly—those pristine streets, the fancy academy in the distance. High School DxD. His heart raced. Devils, fallen angels, and busty beauties were real, and he was here.
"Okay," Haruto muttered, brushing off his inexplicably tight shirt. "New body, new world. Let's see what—"
A scream cut him off. High-pitched, panicked, and close. Haruto bolted toward it, his enhanced legs carrying him effortlessly past quaint houses until he hit a park. There, pinned against a tree, was a girl he knew from countless episodes: Asia Argento. Blonde hair, green eyes, saintly aura—and currently cornered by a hulking stray devil with claws like kitchen knives.
"H-help!" Asia squeaked, clutching her cross necklace.
Haruto didn't hesitate. "Hey, ugly!" he shouted, voice brimming with newfound charisma. "Back off the nun!"
The stray turned, its drooling maw twisting into a snarl. Asia's eyes widened. "W-who are you?"
"Haruto, your new VIP savior," he said, winking. The [Divine Charmer's Physique] kicked in, and the stray hesitated, its aggression faltering under his aura. Even Asia blushed, though she looked confused about why.
The stray lunged, but Haruto dodged with reflexes he didn't know he had. He grabbed a nearby bench—yep, a whole bench—and swung it like a bat, smashing the devil's face. Wood splintered, and the beast roared. "Tough crowd," Haruto quipped.
Asia raised her hands, green light flaring. "I-I can heal! Please, hold it off!"
"On it, Sister!" Haruto darted in, his charm aura keeping the stray off-balance. He ducked a claw swipe, then tackled the beast, locking its neck in a chokehold. "Nap time, freak!"
The stray thrashed, but Haruto's stamina held. Asia's healing magic flared, not hurting the devil but giving Haruto a burst of energy. With a final squeeze, the stray went limp, collapsing in a heap.
Haruto stood, dusting his hands. "One down, infinite harem to go."
Asia approached, timid but grateful. "Thank you… Haruto, was it? You're so strong. Are you an angel?"
He laughed, running a hand through his blond hair. "Nah, just a guy with good luck. You okay?"
She nodded, blushing harder. "Y-yes. I was on my way to meet someone, but that thing attacked…"
"Kuoh's full of surprises," Haruto said, smirking. His Gacha System pinged.
Objective Complete: Defeat the Stray Devil. Reward: 100 Lust Points. Spin now?
He glanced at Asia, her innocent charm mixing with his aura's effect. "Oh, this is gonna be a wild ride," he muttered, hitting "spin" in his mind.
The wheel spun again.