(the group sits around the gun campfire)
wildcat: alright boys. it's been 3 months since the zombie apocalypse started and we-
Evan: 3 months?? it's been like 2 days.
sark: EHE
Wildcat: it feels longer alright?? look at the conditions where living in.ive got a bloody bed.
Evan: how the hell did you get all this military equipment and grenaaades and guuns an-
Wildcat: hey hey hey don't worry about that ok? I just got blood on my bed. and sark has just been picking us dry with his little store scam he's got going on. where he sells us jars of mayonnaise.
Evan: he stole my favorite mug.
sark: it ain't a crime if you don't get caught. I'll sell it back to you though
Wildcat: don't fucking worry about that shit. but I've got two left boots
Evan: hey me too!
Wildcat: I need a right one I'm sick of it
Evan: listen I've heard there was an outpost 700 miles to the west they have tons of right boots. let's make it there in time before they are all gone
wildcat: there's LOADS of people seeking refuge for right boots.
Evan: we need to get there before black Friday
sark: I'm down let's go make this trip
Evan:we are gonna get those right boots you got that!?
everyone: YEAH
Evan: but after a good night's sleep.
(continued in next chapter)