For just $850, I scored a holiday so exclusive it came with the entire NATO swirl budget-quite legally, of course-since they funneled my money through cartel gun cash. Honestly, with that kind of laundering, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be on vacation or testifying before Congress.
Turns out, the CIA's been "stronging" the Carmel-oops, I mean Caramel-cartel this whole time. And yes, caramel works just as fine when you're dealing with sticky business like that.
It's like the CIA's budget and cartel cash got into a blender, and now we're all sipping on the same toxic cocktail. So next time you wonder where your money went, just remember: it probably took a detour through some cartel's gun rack before ending up in a NATO swirl.
Honestly, with that kind of pay-per-view operation, I'm half expecting the cartel to start sending me holiday postcards. At this rate, my next vacation might just be a cartel-sponsored getaway-complete with guns, secrets, and a side of "Oops, did we funnel your money again?"
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