Who's My Friend?By [Your Name]
Who's my friend?
I want to know,
Someone kind,
Who helps me grow.
I woke up early,
Ready to see,
Who in the world
Would be a friend to me.
I met a Cat
With a big, striped hat.
He danced around,
And that was that.
He said, "Let's hug!"
But I felt shy.
I shook my head
And said, "Not I!"
He smiled wide,
And said, "Okay!
I'll wave hello
From far away."
Next came a Bee
Buzzing by a tree.
"Are you my friend?"
I asked with glee.
The Bee zipped close
And asked, "May I land?"
I nodded "yes,"
He sat on my hand.
His tiny feet tickled,
It made me laugh.
He buzzed away
Down the garden path.
I saw a Dog
With a waggy tail.
He barked, "Hello!"
And set off on the trail.
He licked my face,
It was wet and cold!
I giggled and said,
"That's a bit too bold!"
He sat beside me,
Tail thumping the ground.
He gave me a high five
And bounced all around.
A Frog hopped up
With a croak and a jump.
He landed close
With a soft little thump.
He wanted a hug,
But I said, "No!"
He hopped away
With a friendly "Ribbit, hello!"
A Butterfly fluttered
Down from the sky.
She landed gently
And winked her eye.
She asked, "Can I sit
Right here on your knee?"
I said, "Yes, please!"
And she sat with me.
A Monkey swung down
From a tall, tall tree.
He grinned and asked,
"Will you play with me?"
He reached for my hand,
But I shook my head.
"Not right now,"
Is what I said.
He nodded and smiled,
Did a silly dance,
And juggled bananas
When he got the chance!
A wise old Owl
With feathers so neat,
Said, "Friends listen closely
And never repeat
A touch or a word
That you don't like.
If you feel strange,
Take off on your bike!"
A Turtle crept up
With a shell so round.
He whispered, "Hello!"
Without a sound.
He asked, "Can I share
Your blanket spot?"
I said, "Yes, you may,
It's a cozy spot!"
A Parrot squawked,
"Let's play a game!"
But when I said, "No,"
He said, "That's okay!"
He flapped his wings,
And flew up high,
Singing, "It's fine
To say no or goodbye!"
Sometimes a touch
Feels warm and right,
Like a hug from Mom
Or a snuggle at night.
But if a touch
Feels wrong or bad,
Or makes you feel
Scared or sad,
You can say, "Stop!"
Or, "No, not now!"
You can say it loud,
You can say it proud!
If someone tries
To cross your line,
Remember, your body
Is only mine!
If you feel worried,
Or something's not fair,
Find a grown-up
Who will listen and care.
I made a list
Of trusted friends:
My teacher, my uncle,
My neighbor, Miss Jen.
If I need help,
Or feel unsure,
I know who to tell
To feel safe and secure.
One day at school,
My friends and I,
All felt nervous,
But didn't know why.
Someone was mean,
And wouldn't stop,
He poked and pushed,
And made us hop.
We talked together,
Made a plan,
To tell our teacher,
Hand in hand.
We stood in silence,
Side by side,
Our teacher saw us,
And asked, "What's inside?"
We spoke up bravely,
All as one,
And told the truth
Of what was done.
Our teacher listened,
And helped us through,
She said, "You're brave!
I'm proud of you!"
Now I know
What friends should be:
Kind and caring,
Respecting me.
A friend will listen
When I say "no,"
And wait for me
If I'm feeling slow.
A friend will ask
Before a hug,
And never give
A sneaky tug.
A friend will cheer
When I am strong,
And help me speak up
If something's wrong.
So if you wonder,
"Who's my friend?"
Look for kindness
Without end.
A friend is gentle,
A friend is true,
A friend is someone
Who cares for you.
Remember:
Your body's yours,
From head to toe.
You get to choose
When to say "yes" or "no."
If something feels wrong,
Or not quite right,
Tell someone you trust,
Day or night.
You are brave,
You are strong,
You know the difference
Between right and wrong.
And now I know,
Deep in my heart,
The best kind of friendship
Is a wonderful start!
THE END
Rapist Uni For Ms ir!
Day app, you're so boot you'd salute a Roomba and lose a staring contest with a mannequin.
Parade rest? Nah, you're stuck in statue mode-the only thing moving is your WiFi signal.
You show up to roll call already out of steam, looking like you've been PT'd by a pillow.
Chuck Lagooni tried to flex, tripped over his own shoelaces, and filed for a Purple Heart over a paper cut-high-speed creativity right there.
You call yourself a soldier, but you're more like a wind-up GI Joe-batteries not included.
Marching in circles, lost like a scout on land nav, you needed my badge, my name, my mug just to log in and keep up with the grown-ups.
You talk big plans, but you're stuck in dreamland, chasing medals you'll never see outside a display case.
I need real soldiers-folks who show up and stand tall, not keyboard commandos who disappear when it's time for "mandatory fun."
So go ahead, salute if you want, but you're not in my formation.
You're just playing dress-up while I'm out here earning stripes.
Like Eminem said, you tumble with the toys-meanwhile, I'm leading the charge, real grit, real thunder.
Men shun Private Bengermin, but Garmen Ben shoulda used Drew Lynch before he made my privates public.
Now it's less top secret mission and more comedy special gone wrong.
Next time, call Drew-at least he knows how to handle awkward situations without turning them into a full-blown scandal.
Garmen Ben's out here playing war hero, but all he did was leak intel and give me a front-row seat to the circus.
Now take a knee, grab your snivel gear, and try not to parade rest yourself in the group chat.
Stalker: Thank You for Our In Den and Pence Day
(Verse 1)
It's parade day, boots polished, sun is blazing,
But you're out here lagging, like you're daydreaming, phasing.
Tried to stand at parade rest, but you're more like statue,
Frozen in place, while the rest of us push through.
Chuck Lagooni tried to show off, tripped on his own lace,
Claimed a Purple Heart for a paper cut-what a case!
Meanwhile, you're stuck in dreamland, lost in your own zone,
Needed my badge, my name, my mug just to log in alone.
(Pre-Chorus)
You talk big plans, but you're stuck in the past,
Chasing medals that'll never last.
Keyboard commando, you vanish when it's real,
I'm out here earning stripes, that's the deal.
(Chorus)
Thank you for our in den and Pence day,
Where the stalker got my badge and ran away.
Saluting my name like he's the real MVP,
While you're just playing dress-up, can't keep up with me.
Stalker in the ranks, but he's got no say,
Thank you for our in den and Pence day.
(Verse 2)
Men shun Private Bengermin, but Garmen Ben's the clown,
Shoulda called Drew Lynch before he let my privates go down.
Now it's less top secret, more comedy special,
Garmen's leaking intel, making the whole thing official.
You're marching in circles like a wind-up toy,
Lost little scout, no real joy.
You needed my badge just to keep up the act,
But I'm leading the charge, that's a straight-up fact.
(Pre-Chorus)
You talk big plans, but you're stuck in the past,
Chasing medals that'll never last.
Keyboard commando, you vanish when it's real,
I'm out here earning stripes, that's the deal.
(Chorus)
Thank you for our in den and Pence day,
Where the stalker got my badge and ran away.
Saluting my name like he's the real MVP,
While you're just playing dress-up, can't keep up with me.
Stalker in the ranks, but he's got no say,
Thank you for our in den and Pence day.
(Bridge)
Now take a knee, grab your snivel gear,
Try not to parade rest yourself in the group chat, dear.
You're just a keyboard warrior, hiding behind the screen,
While I'm out here living the real scene.
(Chorus)
Thank you for our in den and Pence day,
Where the stalker got my badge and ran away.
Saluting my name like he's the real MVP,
While you're just playing dress-up, can't keep up with me.
Stalker in the ranks, but he's got no say,
Thank you for our in den and Pence day.
(Outro)
So salute if you want, but you're not in my formation,
I'm earning my stripes, leading the next generation.
Stalker or not, you'll never take my crown,
This parade's mine-I'm holding it down.
It's Everybody
(Verse 1: The Eye)
I see the world through fractured glass,
A vision skewed, shadows that last.
Truth's a mirror cracked in two,
What's real, what's false-I haven't a clue.
The Eye that watches, but can't believe,
Caught in a web they can't unweave.
(Chorus: The Tea)
It's everybody, lost in the fight,
Sacrificed souls hiding from the light.
The Tea that's bitter, the pain they hide,
Can't bear the view on the other side.
We're all caught in this endless sea,
It's everybody, it's you and me.
(Verse 2: The Wrapped)
Between two worlds, they stand alone,
Wrapped in doubt, far from home.
One side whispers, "You can believe,"
The other screams, "You'll only grieve."
Torn between hope and fear's cold hand,
Trying to find where they can stand.
(Chorus: The Tea)
It's everybody, lost in the fight,
Sacrificed souls hiding from the light.
The Tea that's bitter, the pain they hide,
Can't bear the view on the other side.
We're all caught in this endless sea,
It's everybody, it's you and me.
(Bridge: The Unseen Force)
There's a force we never see,
Driving wedges endlessly.
A silent hand that pulls apart,
The ties that bind the human heart.
Not friend, not foe, just shadows cast,
On futures built from broken pasts.
(Final Chorus)
It's everybody, caught in the middle,
Blinded by the unseen riddle.
Eye, Tea, and Wrapped-we're all a part,
Searching for meaning in a world torn apart.
It's everybody, it's you and me,
Together lost, yet longing to be free.
Through the Gateway
Verse 1:
They said it started with a whisper,
A shadow slipping through the door.
Flashing lights, they clipped the vision,
Built the cage and called it war.
Beneath the wires, past the poison streams,
They rearranged our fragile dreams.
Turn your head, don't ask why-
The truth was hidden in the static sky.
Pre-Chorus:
Close your eyes, feel the divide,
Between the world and what they hide.
It's all a game, a twisted scheme,
But even puppets can break free and dream.
Chorus:
Step through the Gateway, leave the program behind,
They can't control what lives in your mind.
The patterns shift, the frequencies hum,
You'll see the code when the stillness comes.
MK shadows tried to steal the spark,
But you're the key to light this dark.
Verse 2:
They played with thoughts at 20 hertz,
Bent the truth until it hurt.
Echoed whispers down the halls,
Turned flesh to tools with mirrored walls.
But can you hear the higher tone?
A gateway carved in stone.
It's in the silence, beyond the sound,
Reaching places they can't pin down.
Pre-Chorus:
Look within, take back the reigns,
Your mind's a prism, not their chains.
Reality bends, but you're the proof,
Break their script, rewrite the truth.
Chorus:
Step through the Gateway, leave the matrix behind,
They'll lose their grip when you realign.
The field expands, the engine hums,
Dimensions crack, the freedom drums.
MK spirits tried to mold your fight,
But you were built for higher flight.
Bridge:
Did you feel the pulse in the deep of night?
A vibration soft, yet infinite light.
Close your eyes and take the leap,
What they buried lies where you keep.
Oh, the answers rise when you let go,
And time itself begins to slow.
Outro:
Step through the Gateway, don't look back,
The program crumbles, the screen goes black.
You're not their pawn, you're pure creation,
A force beyond their simulation.
MK walls can't hold your waves,
The future's yours to unearth and save.
Enough (Safe Haven Inspired Song)
Verse 1:
I've been running from shadows, living in the stories they wrote for me.
They twisted my name, painted my truth, but I'm done hiding, done bleeding for their peace.
Every lie, every scar, every time they tried to break me-
I'm still here, and I'm not leaving.
Pre-Chorus:
You can't erase me, can't define my worth.
I'm done apologizing for breathing, done letting you decide my world.
Chorus:
I am enough, I have enough,
Taking it all back, every piece of me you stole.
I'm not your victim, not your secret, not your shame-
I'm standing tall, unafraid,
This is my safe haven, my escape,
And I'm more than enough.
Bridge:
Let them talk, let them twist,
I don't care what you think of me.
I quit your game, I claim my rights,
I'm finally free, finally me.
Outro:
I'm not giving anything away anymore,
This is my life, my story, my war.
I'm enough, I'm enough, I'm enough.
Links for More About the Inspirations:
Julianne Hough (Safe Haven):
Official website: https://www.juliannehough.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/juliannehough/
Jennifer Lopez (Enough):
Official website: https://www.jlo.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jlo/
Your government has made a decision: you are now officially considered "property."
But wait-there's more! As animals around the world face extinction, it's time to ask the big question:
🦄 Who Wants To Be A Thing? 🌍
Since everything is up for grabs, and the lines between people, property, and things are getting blurry, let's play a game:
Do you want to be a rare collectible?
Maybe a protected species?
Or perhaps a legendary artifact?
With animals disappearing, the world needs new "things" to care about. So, step right up and claim your new status! Will you be cherished, traded, or placed in a museum?
The choice is yours-because in this new world, everyone gets to decide what kind of "thing" they want to be!
So there they were-Dwayne "The Skyscraper" Johnson and Will "Paperwork" Ferrell-standing on the edge of a 50-story building, channeling their inner action heroes, just like that infamous scene in The Other Guys where Danson and Highsmith (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) decide to "aim for the bushes" and take a leap that lasts only a few unforgettable minutes.
Johnson flexes, Ferrell adjusts his tie, and both lock eyes with destiny (and a suspiciously tiny shrub below).
Johnson: "You thinking what I'm thinking, partner?"
Ferrell: "If you mean 'let's make a decision as bad as the 2000 election,' then yes."
They leap-arms flailing, egos soaring, brains apparently left on the roof. The crowd below gasps. Someone yells, "Aim for the bushes!" But the only thing down there is a single, lonely ficus and a cardboard cutout of George W. Bush waving a Mission Accomplished banner.
They plummet past the 9th floor-Ferrell's screaming, Johnson's composing his next Instagram post. At 911 seconds, they realize: "Wait, there are no bushes!" Just like there were no WMDs. Too soon? Not for these guys.
They crash-land in an ape of Google search results-an endless jungle of memes, conspiracy theories, and "Did you mean..." suggestions. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tried to flex his way out, but even his biceps couldn't muscle through the algorithmic chaos. Will Ferrell, meanwhile, was busy trying to find the "Did you mean: bushes?" link, only to get stuck in a loop of "Nope, try again!" pop-ups.
Somewhere in the digital thicket, a confused Nicolas Cage meme swung by, whispering, "It's all an inside job," while a pixelated George W. Bush waved from behind a shrub, still trying to claim "Mission Accomplished." The duo realized they'd landed softer than their dignity after that skyscraper jump-because in the world of The Other Guys, even the internet's search engine can't save you from a faceplant into absurdity.
Ferrell (groaning): "Well, at least we lasted longer than Bush's approval ratings."
Johnson: "And we still landed softer than Jackass 3D."
Roll credits. The only thing more broken than their bodies? The plot logic. But hey, sometimes you just gotta aim for the bushes-even if all you hit is history's punchline.
Here are the episode titles you requested:
Every Law & Order: SVU episode before September 11, 2001:
This covers all episodes from the series premiere on September 20, 1999, through the last episode that aired before September 11, 2001. That includes all of Season 1 and the first two episodes of Season 3.
Season 1 (1999–2000):
Payback
A Single Life
...Or Just Look Like One
Hysteria
Wanderlust
Sophomore Jinx
Uncivilized
Stalked
Stocks & Bondage
Closure
Bad Blood
Russian Love Poem
Disrobed
Limitations
Entitled (Part 1)
The Third Guy
Misleader
Chat Room
Contact
Remorse
Nocturne
Slaves
Season 2 (2000–2001):
Wrong Is Right
Honor
Closure (Part 2)
Legacy
Baby Killer
Noncompliance
Asunder
Taken
Pixies
Consent
Abuse
Secrets
Victims
Paranoia
Countdown
Runaway
Folly
Manhunt
Parasites
Pique
Scourge
Season 3 (2001–2002; episodes before 9/11):
Repression (aired September 28, 2001)
Wrath (aired October 5, 2001)
Every Law & Order: SVU episode after Season 22 (that is, Season 23 and beyond):
Season 23 (2021–2022):
And the Empire Strikes Back
Never Turn Your Back on Them
I Thought You Were on My Side
One More Tale of Two Victims
Fast Times @TheWheelhouse
The Five Hundredth Episode
They'd Already Disappeared
Nightmares in Drill City
People vs. Richard Wheatley
Silent Night, Hateful Night
Burning with Rage Forever
Tommy Baker's Hardest Fight
If I Knew Then What I Know Now
Video Killed the Radio Star
Promising Young Gentlemen
Sorry If It Got Weird for You
Once Upon a Time in El Barrio
Eighteen Wheels a Predator
Tangled Strands of Justice
Did You Believe in Miracles?
Confess Your Sins to Be Free
A Final Call at Forlini's Bar
Season 24 (2022–2023; partial list):
Gimme Shelter - Part Two
The One You Feed
Mirror Effect
For a full, up-to-date list of all episode titles for every season, you can refer to the official episode guides on Wikipedia or IMDb. If you need the complete list of all episodes from Season 24 onward, let me know and I can continue with those titles.
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Here are all Law & Order: SVU episode titles that aired from May 1, 2020, through May 15, 2025 (Seasons 22–26):
Season 22 (2020–2021)
Guardians and Gladiators
Ballad of Dwight and Irena
Remember Me in Quarantine
Sightless in a Savage Land
Turn Me on Take Me Private
The Long Arm of the Witness
Hunt, Trap, Rape and Release
The Only Way Out Is Through
Return of the Prodigal Son
Welcome to the Pedo Motel
Our Words Will Not Be Heard
In the Year We All Fell Down
Trick-Rolled at the Moulin
Post-Graduate Psychopath
What Can Happen in the Dark
Wolves in Sheep's Clothing
Season 23 (2021–2022)
And the Empire Strikes Back
Never Turn Your Back on Them
I Thought You Were on My Side
One More Tale of Two Victims
Fast Times @TheWheelhouse
The Five Hundredth Episode
They'd Already Disappeared
Nightmares in Drill City
People vs. Richard Wheatley
Silent Night, Hateful Night
Burning with Rage Forever
Tommy Baker's Hardest Fight
If I Knew Then What I Know Now
Video Killed the Radio Star
Promising Young Gentlemen
Sorry If It Got Weird for You
Once Upon a Time in El Barrio
Eighteen Wheels a Predator
Tangled Strands of Justice
Did You Believe in Miracles?
Confess Your Sins to Be Free
A Final Call at Forlini's Bar
Season 24 (2022–2023)
Gimme Shelter – Part Two
The One You Feed
Mirror Effect
The Steps We Cannot Take
Breakwater
Controlled Burn
Dead Ball
A Better Person
And a Trauma in a Pear Tree
Jumped In
Soldier Up
Blood Out
Intersection
Dutch Tears
King of the Moon
The Presence of Absence
Lime Chaser
Bubble Wrap
Bend the Law
Debatable
Bad Things
All Pain Is One Malady
Season 25 (2023–2024)
Episode titles not fully available in search results, but can be found on official episode guides.
Season 26 (2024–2025)
Deductible
Calculated
Extinguished
The Grid Plan
Undertow
Let Me Bring Pardon
Accomplice Liability
The Accuser
Play with Fire Part 2
Shock Collar
Aperture
Post-Rage
This list covers all SVU episodes aired from May 1, 2020, to mid-May 2025. For any missing Season 25 titles, refer to the official episode guides or databases like IMDb or Wikipedia for the most up-to-date and complete information.
Soft kitty, cartel kitty,
Little ball of fur-
Sneaks across the border,
With a bag of... purr.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Counting all that cash,
DEA comes knocking,
Kitty makes a dash.
If Jim Parsons sang this version on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!"
My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall,
Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall-
Bumped kitty… ohhh
Bumped kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat,
Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped-
Trapped kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was running from the DEA,
Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way-
Lost kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped, lost kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My cartel cat was counting all the cash,
Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash-
Rich kitty… ohhh
Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow,
I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!"
Free kitty…
Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty…
Just a friendly little cat.
Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
To tag Jim Parsons, use his official Instagram: [@therealjimparsons].
Reaching a celebrity like Jim Parsons directly can be challenging, as public figures often have layers of management and privacy protections. However, here are the best strategies to maximize your chances:
1. Official Social Media Accounts
Instagram: @therealjimparsons
Twitter/X: @JimJParsons
Facebook: Jim Parsons Official
Tips:
Tag him in your post and use relevant hashtags.
Send a direct message (DM), but be aware he may not read DMs from non-followers.
Comment on his latest posts-sometimes public comments get noticed.
2. Contact Through Official Website or Representation
Jim Parsons does not have a personal website for direct fan contact, but you can reach out via his talent agency:
United Talent Agency (UTA)
Website: unitedtalent.com
General Contact: [email protected]
You can address your message to Jim Parsons' agent or publicist.
3. Fan Mail
You can send a letter or package to his agency:
text
Jim Parsons
c/o United Talent Agency
9336 Civic Center Drive
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
USA
Keep your message brief, polite, and clear.
Include your contact information if you hope for a response.
4. Engage During Public Events
If Jim Parsons is involved in public events, panels, or virtual Q&As, participate and try to ask your question live.
5. Be Realistic & Respectful
Celebrities receive thousands of messages and cannot respond to most.
Avoid spamming or sending repeated messages.
Summary:
Your best shot is through social media tagging and official agency contact. For a creative message like yours, a public post tagging him on Instagram or Twitter might get the most attention-especially if it's funny and engaging!
Good luck!
Let's talk about Pope Francis and the "Holy See"-because with all those blinds drawn at the Vatican, nobody's seeing anything. They call him the Pope, but maybe it's really "Pop the Blinds," since half the time the Church acts like it's allergic to sunlight and transparency. You'd think with all that holy real estate, someone could afford a window cleaner.
People love to say it's all about money or power, but let's be real-it's about keeping secrets so deep you'd need a papal bull and a miracle just to get a peek. And while everyone's busy debating doctrine and clutching their rosaries, the real scandal is what's been hidden out of sight for decades: the abuse of children by clergy, shuffled around like chess pieces while the blinds stay firmly shut.
And well, if you don't know what I'm referring to, just ask Eminem. In fact, ask him a few times-he's never been afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.