In the dark void of a unknown place like space without stars or when you close your eyes a racists person's nightmare
One light appeared looking like a person made of light was seen like some cliche webnovel mc before being reincarnated
Looking around are brilliant mc cam to only one conclusion
"Where the hell am i"
"Did I die and appear in isaki hell? Is rudeus here?"
"It's like some fanfic thing THATS IT I must have somehow ended uo in some novel
I know how this works after I say my sad dramatic back story some god will conveniently appear and reincarnated Mr with op powers"
"Well to start .... My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old...and-"
'Flashback'
"OK to start my names not important I think I was 15 or was it 16 who cares I was just a random teen with 3 friends at most anyway"
"Black long hair read way to many fanfic on werid apps real ego vibe just a random pokemon fan that to make worse GETS NO GIRLS!!!! even ash katchum gets girls and he was legally 10 with a brain the size of pikachus ketchup bottles"
"Lucky bastard become the very best like no one ever was without catching them all total scam I'd be insulting him if he wasn't my role modal and everything I wanted to be"
"Pretty sure I cried when I didn't become a trainer at 10
And everyone knows pokemon journeys was obviously the best ONLY beat by ....literally everything else that exists"
"Wasn't against it but it wasn't that good either rinto was cool though"
"Where was i going with this?
Right point is I'm a no body wonder if god will show up and give me wishes iv actively been trying to act like a isekai mc so I'd get reincarnated....now that I thing of it I'm probably just dead right"
Within the darkened void a bright ball of light appeared in the shape of a dear
"Well that's convenient when people were saying dear God I thought they were just dramatic"
ARCEUS: DO NOT BE AFRAID CHILD FOR I AM-"
"ya ya whatever yo god how many wishes I get"
"Arceus: silence child for I am Arceus lord of-"
"like the pokemon?.....you gonna give me a phone and send me to the past"
Arceus:...
"Do I at least get a cool phone you know what who cares
My first wish is do be super hot and rich
Second is to be in pokemon horizons
And last is to for literally any power I can thing of"
Arceus: wishes?
"Come on you old dear of I'll just ash giratina instead
Oh and one question is thst hole ring thing you have a fence-
Arceus:JUGMENT JUGMENT JUGMENT JUGMENT!!!!
The floor below me cracked open as I fall to a earth below like skydiving but I have no parachute, no idea what's happened and it's at 3am and it's from space after I insulted a petty rich guy
"ALL HAIL LORD HELIX!!!"
As are polite mc falls to his probably double death or rebirth talks contine in the arceus black hole house
2 figures apear in a bury form only able to be made out as
A huge purple sea house with human limps
And a big metal blue stick bug
Purple: father was that truly needed he may have been annoying at worst but was there need?
Arceus: I am a God. palkai not jesus
Last time I communicated with a human was 200 hundred years ago when I send a child back in time to beat your brother and his cultist "Satoshi" always dealt with the humans I he made the world the golum shaped it till giratina made him insane
Palkai: but did you even tell him what you were doing and what his goal was in that world he doesn't know his importance
Dialga: importance? I thought that was just the annoying human that keep praying to us wishing to go are are world to get girls
....did you at least give him a phone
Arceus: I'll have giratina give it to him
BUT IF HE MEANTIONS MY RING OF ELAGENCE AGIAN ILL USE JUGMENT 5 TIMES
Dialga: didn't you banish bother arceus for insulting your fenc- mighty ring of power and ...uhhh
Arceus: ...I believe it was deserved he was born to rule over it since he first seen light
Although portraying it as a punishment was probably not the best idea"
Dialga: father he was so mad he tried to end the world if he had not come along to save us from that blue haired mortal the world would have ended if you were not there
Arceus:enough about this the mortal is about to land
*walking up in a body next to a out by the trash was are mc trapee in a horrible body like rinto but not cool
With dark green hair like a bush in shape with normal uninteresting brown eyes only being around 4 foot wearing bagy unmatching clothes
any unself repeating pokemon fans would know this character as the unimportant utl sounds cringe just saying it
Standing up from the trash
Ult: "uhhh 5 more minutes"
"uhhh where am i is this what a hangover is like a need a walk"
Walking over to a small puddle just enough do see a reflection
"OK....me. think logically I met pokemon god I suddenly appear in Paris if it was good and seem to have a pokeball tied to my pants and I have green hair
"OBVIOUSLY IV BECOME ZORO AND WILL BE THE WORLDS GREATEST SWORDMAN"
"on closer look maybe not I don't look good
No muscle no looks no arua and no girls.....damn"
"Well i don't have money and and like 3 pokeballs in my pockets I should be freaking out but there's pokemon...iv literally been wishing for this since I was 5 but this is way to scary so I shall be neutral"
"As my great room modal from novels have thought me if I just walking eventually coming convenient and helpful will happen"
Walking though lumiose city taking in the sights getting a few werid looks along the way
"Well thanks I hate you all to...freak even in pokemon there's freach pokemon"
Looking up at posters one could see posters for some event going on some concert
*hoenns contest queen here in kalos lisia here for one of hee biggest shows yet on August 14
"Is that HATSUME MIKU!!!!"
"I MUST GO RIGHT NOW"
"What day is it DO I HAVE A PHONE"
receiving even more weird looks from goes ult takes out a normal green rotom phone turning on with touch alone
"A rotom? Sweat cool pokemon...if I can get it out in the first place that is hay bud you want to come out"
Hearing it's masters call rotom status still for a moment before gaining a confused face on the face having never been addressed as a phone not really be treated as a pokemon since
Rotom phone: vibrates in confirmation unable to speak like a dex without being in a app needing speakers
"Then let's do it I'll get you out as soon as I figure out how you'd probably get out yourself if you could
But first the date is.....August 10 bummer 4 days till the concert whatever indont evenhave money"
(Walking away with a magic phone 3 gods maybe 4 watching and 3 out of 4 empty pokeballs what will hit are mc first plot convence or a lack of cash and zoro level of navigation skills
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THIS BIZARRE ADVENTURE)
(Next episode "is it wrong to get a ralts?"
Sorry for my bad English and bad writing English is my first language but iv never really written anything before so THANK YOU FOR READING good morning, night and after noon