New day...
New disaster waiting behind the door.
I decided to take Misa with me to the mall.
Yes.
Me.
Kyle — who apparently learned nothing from the past twelve chapters.
"Misa, listen to me carefully!"
I said, putting a hat on her to hide her ears, and throwing a long blouse over the short skirt she picked.
"Don't lick anyone. Don't sniff anyone. Don't act like a cat. Please!"
"Yes, Master,"
she said with an angelic smile — the kind that should be illegal.
Then flicked her tail in a way that made me change the subject immediately.
We entered the mall.
People.
Crowds.
Shopping carts.
Totally normal... for three whole seconds.
Then the disaster started:
Misa charged into the women's lingerie store.
Like she was on a game show.
She started:
Sniffing the hanging panties.
Trying bras over her clothes.
Screaming:
"Kyle! Is this cute? Does it suit mating?!"
Everyone in the store?
Froze.
Me?
Emotionally self-destructed.
"Misa! Calm down! This isn't... this isn't some cat park!!"
"But this world is so fun!"
she said, sprinting through the racks like a perverted hurricane.
Then suddenly...
She vanished.
I panicked. Started looking for her everywhere.
Then...
I felt something soft crawling under my shirt... from behind.
The tail.
"Misa!?"
I whispered, trembling.
Then her voice in my ear — deadly tone:
"I found the men's underwear section, Master... and I want to see you try them on."
"You're joking, right?"
"No."
she whispered, licking my earlobe.
We ended up in the fitting room... against my will.
I stood there, stunned.
Misa crouched down, looking up from below, whispering:
"So this is human underwear? Looks boring..."
"MISAAAAA! GET OUT!!"
Knock knock.
"Is everything alright in there, sir?"
an employee asked, suspicious.
Me:
"No! I mean yes! I mean — please don't open the door!"
Misa?
Opened the door.
And me?
Half-dressed. Half-dead.
Full scandal.
Everyone staring like it was a disaster scene in slow motion.
We got back home.
I buried my face in a pillow, contemplating emigration.
Misa?
Sprawled out on the couch and said:
"Humans are weird... They wear too much, hide everything, then complain about the heat."
"Misa... I swear... you're gonna kill me before you even marry me."
"Hmm? Who said we're not married already?"
she said with a sly smile...
Then buried her face in my neck and whispered:
"I'm your kitty. And you're mine... forever."
Dear God —
either save me from her... or let me give in and be proud.