Alright, listen up—
I just downloaded the Naruto manga because my brain won't let me rewatch the anime again (blame myself and my deteriorating sanity).
I've watched it at least twice a year for four years straight, and if I have to see Sakura's lips move one more time or hear another "Sasuke-kun," I might yeet my only functioning phone into orbit.
Then I read Boruto: Blue Vortex and realized—any one of my favorite webnovel authors could write a better fanfic than this.
After hours of deliberation (and way too many YouTube Shorts), I've accepted that asking you for a cheat or power system is pointless.
My bad. I'll handle it.
Give me a day, and I'll either:
Deliver the best 'average' fanfic of your life,
The worst 'average' fanfic, or
Just absolute dumpster fire trash.
Watch me do it, dattebayo.
(Yeah, that was cringe. But hey—power's back! You probably figured that out already.)
One more thing:
I think I wanna say thanks for the collection.
I don't even know exactly what that means yet, but it's one in like 85 people—which is more than my sister's Facebook influencer lifestyle views—so I'm counting it as a win.
I promise to deliver something to you.