"Achoo!" Bob sneezed, as he glanced at the words in Old Man Li's manual.
[Preface from "The Art of Rizz" Manual, Vol. 2]
"Dear Rizzist,
Welcome to Volume 2 as we continue along your path to Rizz mastery…
With great Rizz comes great responsibility. You have now reached a level where you have Awakened to your Innate Rizz potential, and have experienced firsthand how having an exceptional Rizz Index has the power to completely change your Reality. Even if someone were initially scorned by the Heavens as Trash, after cultivating a high enough Rizz Index, it is possible that their life's original fate, to become a stepping stone for those more enlightened in the ways of Rizz, could be altered. Of course," the manual warned, "you must always be diligent, as the reverse is also true."
"Yes." Bob nodded to himself, his eyes flashing with determination. He continued reading.
"Even so!
There is an important matter now to bring to your attention.
Usually at this point, now, if not later, most aspiring Rizz Masters will need to make a decision.
What exactly to do with your Rizz Power?
Rizz is energy, power, and just like any power, it can be used for different purposes. Your next step is to understand your power, and to use it in its most effective form. You must know yourself, understand the world, and know clearly what you actually intend to do with your Rizz power and it's effect on the cosmic and karmic balance. Only then will you awaken your true potential…."
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"Know yourself… know the world… know clearly what you want to do with your Rizz huh?…"
Bob meditated deeply on these words. Indeed,
Everyone was different and had different goals in life.
Bob's main goal was to become a genetic success. At this stage, he had improved his genetic rating to a higher standard from his original E+++++++ rating, but there was still a long way to go.
How could he continue to improve his genetic quality and ensure that his genes would have the best chance to perpetuate forever?
The world was also an objective place and whilst Divine Inspiration or Luck of Opportunity was possible, it played no favourites, and he knew it would only be survival of the fittest. There would be no mercy. The extinction of the dinosaurs, and countless other lessons throughout history, of millions of kingdoms and dynasties put to the sword, testified to this fact.
There were two obvious strategies.
The first would be focused on quantity; namely, as mentioned earlier, to create as many Bob and Bobette Jnrs as possible by rizzing up as many legal, willing and consenting partners over the age of 18 as he could find, sowing his man-seeds as well as his cryogenic supply in as large a surface area as possible. He called this the 'Spray and Pray' method, and it carried its fair share of risks, the largest one being the possibility of encountering a crazy jilted woman (CJW), not to mention the drain of potential legal battles and Child Support, where even the most girthy of Rizzmasters would be, in no un-ironic terms, sucked dry.
The second strategy was quality over quantity, namely to find 'The One', that is, to invest in one high quality genetic partner and to invest maximum resources in order to create a small number of the very highest quality offspring possible. This Bob termed the 'Spray and Stay' approach.
Being a genius however, (though not OP), Bob perceived that there were actually several other secret strategies for success.
For example, thirdly, you could claim that since all humans are related from the same ancestors anyway, that all of Mankind is already your family, and as long as humans survive in the future, you could consider that as victory. Thus his life goal would be to focus on Humanity's Ultimate Survival in the Universe. This was the 'Spray and Slay' approach, which meant he would treat all of humanity as his brothers and sisters, uncles, aunties, grandpas and so on, and so long as in the end Humanity didn't die out, then he could consider that as genetic success; moreover, this would allow him to focus on maximizing his contributions to humanity itself and becoming a legendary figure of Rizzdom.
All this was well and good, but it still wasn't easy to decide what to do. It was obvious that there were no guarantees in life.
Everyone, every organism, is searching for Immortality in its own way. All Bob could do was try his best, and maximize his chances.
For some, it might have been a very difficult decision, since each strategy would lead to very different trajectories in his development.
If he chose Option 1, 'Spray and Pray', then he would likely become a master womanizer, a Casanova, probably become the president of a sperm bank company which largely consisted of the fruits of his own… research, and proceed to acquire as many resources and opportunities as possible to maximize his offspring's genetic quality, though the sheer quantity of descendants would mean that a lot would come down to luck and their own decisions. These were the Genghis-khan types of the World.
If he pursued option 2, 'Spray and Stay', he would focus on maximal resource acquisition and self improvement, likely get married normally like an average Joe but with Gigachad abilities, and maximise his efforts towards raising a few kids. Old Man Li and many Rizzmasters throughout the history, wanting to take control over their future genetic destiny, had taken this noble and reasonable approach.
If he followed option 3, 'Spray and Slay', then he would aim to become the Champion of Humanity itself, to ensure that humans would propagate and survive whatever happened in the future, allowing him to focus on pure contribution - meaning he would likely become a WebNovel writer of course! (only (half) kidding! :P ) He would aim to create a legacy that would self-perpetuate and have maximal impact on people's lives, whether they realized it or not. Certain Scientists, Teachers, Writers and Artists had indeed changed the world and history through their actions, discoveries, or creations, and Bob's focus would then be on the entire Human Race's future Survival against the odds of Time and the Universe itself.
This most likely would result in him establishing influence through maxing out his Rizz stat, and allowing for the creation of Movements that could influence the education, foundation and the future of human thought. These were spiritual and mental legendary figures of the calibre of Ludwig von Beetroot, Pick-Asso, Brokeback Newton, Jesús, Gandhé and Buddháha.
Whilst some might struggle with which path to follow, for Bob, after meditating and due to his genius intellect derived from his diligent studies, the way to go was crystal clear.
There was only one solution for one who aspired to the way of the godly GigaChad, who aspired to reach the levels of 'Grand Rizzmaster' and beyond, one who had been blessed by Divine the Heavens…
…Bob would aim to 'do' all three of them, of course. And more. He would fill any and all the holes that Humanity needed filling with his custom made poles.
Only then could he begin to truly pitch his tent, to truly erect his own Obelisk of Immortality.
"When you smile the world smiles with you."
"If the Heavens are Cold and Indifferent, then I shall Rizz the Heavens!"