Alt title:You Tried to Break What?!*
Scene:Deadpool stands loose and relaxed, vibranium katana gleaming lazily in the Seoul afternoon sun.
The Tank Guy, still pumped full of false confidence, charges like a bull.
Tank Guy roars:
"You think a toy sword scares me?!"
He raises his heavy shield—standard Hunter-grade gear, strong enough to block mana-boosted attacks from mid-level Hunters—and aims to smash Deadpool's katana clean in half.
Deadpool doesn't move.
The tank brings the shield down with all his weight.
CRACK.
The shield shatters.
Deadpool's katana doesn't even get a scratch.
Tiny chunks of shield bounce off Deadpool's suit.
Deadpool tilts his head, voice light:
"Buddy, you just tried to snap vibranium forged in another universe. Might as well try to punch the plot armor off a main character."
The Tank stumbles back, wide-eyed, shield fragments clattering at his feet.
Cut to:Hunter Association HQ.
Woo Jin-Chul is mid-paperwork when his phone buzzes urgently.
He picks up.
"What is it?"
"Sir, it's the unidentified S-Rank Candidate. He's... causing a huge scene outside a completed raid. Right in front of the Hunters Guild."
Long, suffering sigh from Woo.
"I told him. I specifically told him. Don't cause a scene."
He stands, grabbing his coat.
"I'm on my way."
Cut back to Deadpool.
Crowd is losing its mind.
Phones filming. People shouting.
Security not sure if they should intervene or order popcorn.
Deadpool spins the katana in his hand, pointing at the tank.
"Alright, muscle head. You broke your shield. You humiliated yourself. Wanna double down on dumb?"
The Tank roars, pulling out a mana-reinforced mace.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Deadpool steps forward smoothly.
One dodge.
One sidestep.
One lazy swing.
SLASH.
The Tank's entire forearm goes flying, cleanly severed at the elbow.
Crowd:
"OH MY GOD!""HE CUT OFF HIS ARM!""WHO IS THIS GUY?!"
Deadpool hums a jaunty tune as he flicks blood off his blade like he's doing housework.
The Tank collapses to his knees, screaming, clutching his stump.
Deadpool, twirling his katana:
"Next time, invest in vibranium. Or brains. Either works."
From the side of the crowd, Choi Jong-In and Chae In are watching intently now—faces serious.
[DING!]
Quest Complete: Make an Impression!+1500 Gold+Random Class Box+??? (Unlocked)
Deadpool smirks at the flashing system window only he can see.
Turns to the fourth wall:
"Boom, baby. Scene caused. Internet broken. Author probably crying. We're back on top."