The heart of Star Dou Core Area was bathed in gold,
a cradle of ancient power wrapped in laughter and life.
Today was the day the twin stars—Tang Yan and Tang San—turned one.
And chaos was inevitable.
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✨ Inside Tang Yan's Mind: The Final Push
Inside the depths of his soul,
Tang Yan focused every ounce of his fragile spiritual power.
Threads of energy spun, pulsed, wavered.
The crude spiritual technique he had once barely formed now bent, twisted, and finally—
clicked into a stable, rotating spiral.
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The System roared:
> [ ALERT! Foundational Spiritual Breathing Method LV1 stabilized! Energy Loss reduced to 48%! Synchronization boosted by 5%! ]
Tang Yan almost burst into tears.
He had succeeded.
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✨ System Rewards Showered Down
Rewards rained down inside his mind:
Spiritual Core Strengthening Serum (baby-grade, injected!) ✔️
Mental Resilience Talent (+10% Spiritual Growth) ✔️
Hidden Bloodline Resonance Initiated (dormant) ✔️
Secret Mystery Egg (locked until Martial Awakening) ✔️
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The System clapped sarcastically:
> [ Host achieved "Baby Emperor Stage 1": Looking Cute, Crying Proudly, Cultivating Slightly! ]
Tang Yan flushed spiritually.
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✨ Outside World: Birthday Celebration Explodes
Outside, the Star Dou Core Area had transformed into a festival wonderland:
Golden and silver ribbons floated through the air.
Spirit beasts of every size wore garlands.
A mountain of spirit fruits and cakes covered sacred tables.
Soft music played—specially woven from spirit plants.
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Bi Ji bounced over excitedly.
In her hands were...
dresses.
Glorious, sparkly, ruffled baby emperor robes…
and baby princess dresses.
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Tang Yan's soul shrieked.
Too late.
Ah Yin, with a sparkling smile, scooped up Tang Yan.
> "Let's make you even cuter, my Yan'er!"
Bi Ji grabbed Tang San, who blinked cluelessly.
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> [ SYSTEM ALERT: Host! Emergency Level: Immediate Embarrassment Incoming! Resistance is Futile! ]
Tang Yan struggled uselessly as he was stuffed into a golden-embroidered, ruffle-trimmed, sparkly purple outfit.
A tiny cape fluttered behind him.
A frilly baby crown perched on his hair.
Sparkles exploded around him like glitter bombs.
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> [ Host's Dignity: -9999 Points! Charm: +10,000 Points! ]
> [ Achievement Unlocked: "Walking Meme Baby Emperor!" ]
Tang Yan screamed inside.
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Tang San, on the other hand,
was shoved into a bright silver-white baby dress, complete with lace socks.
He blinked innocently, drooled once, and accepted his fate.
Tang Yan wanted to cry for him.
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The worst part?
Gu Yuena, Di Tian, Bi Ji, and even Ah Yin all clapped enthusiastically.
Gu Yuena, smiling faintly, ordered:
> "Now... a dance."
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✨ Twin Baby Dance: The Peak of Embarrassment
To Tang Yan's absolute horror,
Bi Ji pulled out a spirit-powered music orb and activated a playful tune.
Tang Hao, trying and failing to hide his smirk, gave Tang San a gentle nudge.
Ah Yin smiled lovingly and nudged Tang Yan.
The crowd of spirit beasts began chanting softly:
> "Dance! Dance! Dance!"
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Under overwhelming pressure,
Tang Yan had no choice but to wobble up awkwardly.
Tang San, ever the faithful brother, mirrored him.
Two adorable infants in frilly baby emperor dresses,
waddling and waving their arms around unsteadily,
twirling like drunk ducklings.
The entire forest erupted into joyful laughter.
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> [ Host's "Humiliation Aura" has reached MAXIMUM range! ]
> [ New Title: "Glitter Baby Emperor of Star Dou Forest" awarded! ]
Tang Yan prayed for the ground to swallow him whole.
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Still...
Inside, hidden beneath layers of embarrassment—
He smiled.
Because everyone was laughing warmly,
not mockingly.
Because he wasn't alone anymore.
Because for the first time in both his lives,
he was loved... ridiculously and unconditionally.
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✨ Emotional Speeches and Blessings
Later, after the cake-cutting chaos (involving a small explosion thanks to the three-headed dog mastiff),
the crowd gathered solemnly.
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Di Tian stepped forward first, bowing low:
> "May your steps shake the heavens,
but may your hearts always remember the earth."
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Bi Ji kissed each twin on their tiny foreheads:
> "May laughter never leave your side."
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Ah Yin pressed Tang Yan against her heart, whispering:
> "My little emperor... live freely. Live happily."
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Tang Hao placed a heavy hand on Tang San's small head, voice rumbling:
> "Carve your own path. No one else's."
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A blessing woven not just from power,
but from faith, dreams, and love.
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✨ Inside Tang Yan's Mind: System's Final Prank
As the celebration died down,
the System whispered wickedly:
> [ Host, congratulations on becoming the Legendary Baby Emperor of Star Dou! Glitter is now your destiny! ]
> [ P.S.: Full recording saved for future blackmail at your coming-of-age ceremony. ]
Tang Yan died spiritually again.
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Still, as he dozed off in Ah Yin's arms that night,
wearing a silly golden cape,
surrounded by laughter and stars—
Tang Yan knew he wouldn't trade this new life for anything.
No amount of dignity lost could ever outweigh what he had gained.
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🌑 To be continued...