The golden sunlight filtered through the ancient trees,casting a gentle glow over the clearing.
Tang Hao leaned against a massive tree trunk while Ah Yin calmly fed his infant son Tang San.while nearby, on the flat lawn, cradled the fussier of the twins, Tang Yan.
Tang Yan's mind, meanwhile, was a swirling storm of silent indignation.
He watched, wide-eyed, as Tang San peacefully drank breast milk like an innocent baby.not a care in the world.
That was MY milk! I deserve it more!
Without thinking, his tiny arms flailed forward—pushing Tang San aside with all the fierce determination of an entitled older brother.
Before Tang San could even whimper in confusion,Tang Yan latched onto Ah Yin, greedily drinking with a triumphant, sparkling glint in his big baby eyes.
And that…was the beginning of Tang Yan's personal apocalypse.
✨ System's Meme-Level Trolling Begins
The System's voice immediately exploded inside his mind—in a slutty, playful, meme-filled tone:
[ ALERT: Unauthorised Milk Consumption Detected! ]
[ CoCongratulations, Host! You've evolved into the legendary species:The Milk Bandit Supreme! ]
Tang Yan nearly choked on air while still nursing.
[ Title Unlocked: Golden Spoon Milk Emperor! Passive Skill: Shameless Sucking +100%! ]
[ Host's IQ temporarily reduced to "MILK GOOD, THINK BAD" Mode. ]
If Tang Yan could bury himself, he would've dug straight into the earth.
But it wasn't over yet.
The adults were watching.
✨ The Adults Strike Back
First, Tang Hao chuckled, a rare smile tugging at his usually grim face.
"Looks like someone has inherited my stubbornness... and my shamelessness,"he teased warmly.
Tang Yan's tiny body stiffened in horror.
Ah Yin, ever the gentle mother, giggled softly as she hugged him closer.
"My little Yan'er, you're so greedy... If you wanted more, you should have just asked nicely, not bullied your poor brother."
Tang Yan whimpered internally.
Bi Ji, eyes sparkling mischievously, leaned down.
"This one's a future tyrant, I can already tell!Stealing milk today, stealing hearts tomorrow!"
Tang Yan's soul nearly left his baby body.
Even Di Tian, the usually stern and aloof dragon king, snorted in amusement.
"Who knew the so-called auspicious child would have such... primitive instincts?"
"Truly... a dragon in the making."
Tang Yan prayed for the void to swallow him.
Finally, Gu Yuena, elegant and serene, delivered the finishing blow:
She lightly flicked Tang Yan's tiny forehead.
"From now on, you'll be the Milk Sovereign of Star Dou Forest."
The System howled with laughter.
[ Ding! Title Upgrade: Milk Sovereign of the Forest! May your reign be lactose-filled and glorious! ]
✨ System's Incessant Teasing
If that wasn't enough,the System began broadcasting all of their teasing remarks directly inside Tang Yan's mind, one after another, on repeat:
[ Tang Hao: Shameless like me! ][ Ah Yin: Bullying your brother already! Naughty Yan'er! ][ Bi Ji: Tyrant in diapers! ][ Di Tian: Primitive instincts confirmed! ][ Gu Yuena: Long live the Milk Sovereign! ]
Tang Yan screamed silently into the abyss.
✨ Snow Emperor's Angelic Arrival
Just when Tang Yan thought he might truly die of secondhand embarrassment...
A silver-blue figure descended gracefully from the skies.
The Snow Emperor.
Her cold, dignified aura instantly froze the playful teasing atmosphere.
Snowflakes drifted lazily around her as she smiled softly at the gathered group.
She walked forward, her voice clear and melodic:
"I've brought something."
She waved her hand, revealing several boxes wrapped in shining ice crystal seals.
Inside:
Medicines carefully tailored for infant physique strengthening and beauty nourishment.
A Bloodline Enhancement Herb—an ancient treasure that would only show effects during Martial Soul Awakening.
The adults widened their eyes in surprise.
Such precious gifts were unheard of!
Then, with an almost mischievous glint in her eyes,the Snow Emperor produced a small, shimmering, fluffy white creature from her sleeve.
It wriggled slightly, letting out a sleepy meep.
"This... is the Tianmeng Ice Silkworm."
"It's nearly a million years old. Specifically, 990,000 years."
She gently placed the tiny, lazy silkworm in front of Tang Yan.
"Its combat ability is... laughably pathetic.""But it has devoured countless heavenly treasures over millennia."
"For now, it can act as your pet—Its silk is perfect for weaving baby clothes,and in the future... it might be something more."
Tang Yan, wide-eyed, stared at the fluffy silkworm blinking slowly at him.
The System whispered seductively:
[ Host... You've unlocked your first "Servant"! Congratulations!Please name your glorious Thread-Spinning Minion! Suggestions: "Silky Baby", "Fat Wormy", "Lord Fluffington III". ]
Tang Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry anymore.
From milk thievery disgraceto pet owner status in one day.
Such was the legendary journey of Tang Yan,Star Dou Forest's adorable, notorious little tyrant.
🌑 To be continued...