As I was about to finally confess my feelings to my soon-awaited girlfriend, a large truck ran by.
This truck was massive, it was literally just screaming out "isekai" energy but I knew this would happen when I least expected it! I had prepared myself for 2 decades just for this! Even as an embryo still in my mother's womb, I had been cultivating my power to unlock absolute immortality.
So as the truck neared, I whipped out my old trusty pair of scissors and started cutting their fucking tires! Using my impeccable skill and special cultivation powers or whatever, I was able to quickly remove the gas from at least 10 tires.
"But why!" I screamed as I realised that this truck was not ordinary either. It had prepared for ages just for a moment that someone would try this stunt. The truck had come with twenty people prebuilt into it, just as the 10 tires popped, ugly looking fat people came out of the metal shell of the truck and pooped out half a tire each! REplacingin all the popping tires. đ
NoOOOOOOOooooo!
I was not going to let them take me just like that!
My soon girlfriend who isn't my girlfriend yet was waiting for me to confess that she would be my girlfriend.
I cannot and will not let her down! EVER!
I took out my final lifeline. My underwear.
I had been letting it marinate under my pillow for 2 decades to grow as much mold as possible, and right now was the moment I would use it! I had never even thought washing it just for this!
As I threw my underwear at the windshield of the truck, a loud bang went off. The truck quickly activated its birdpoop mode for its windshield wipers and went into overdrive.
It drove so quickly that my girlfriend was almost rammed into but I was a sigma male and molested (the second definition when you search on google) her quick enough!
But what would happen next, could I have never expectedâŠ