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I open my eyes to see a tall blond woman with blue eyes and dressed in nuns attire.
As I take in my surroundings, I begin to panic. 'Where am I? How did I get here?' As thoughts rush through my head, I realize. I'm being put in some sort of crib.
As I reach out in desperation trying to get a sense of what's happening, memories rush into my skull as a throbbing pain washes over me, and I pass out.
After waking up, I take a glance around the room as I gather my thoughts. 'I died, didn't I?' I muse while remembering what happened.
(Flashback: I was sitting in my room watching the best part of my favorite show, as Kaguya's figure morphs from the body of Madara Uchiha. A warm sensation jolts through my body as I'm mesmerized by the ethereal beauty she has. 'Even on a screen she is captivating,' I thought, as I'm trapped in my ever-growing love for Kaguya. My heartbeats become irregular… My heart stops beating, leading to loss of blood to my brain, and then, BOOM, sudden death. Flashback end)
As I realize that I should be dead, I begin to notice that I'm small and that this building I'm in is nothing like my small apartment in Hamilton, Canada. It looks more like an old Japanese-style house. As an obsessed otaku, I obviously studied the Japanese culture, as I wished to someday move to Japan and make an ideal life, but this wasn't what I had envisioned.
As I come to my senses, I notice something that shook me to my core: from a window in the back corner of the room, I can see 3 faces carved into a big mountain. That's when it hit me: I wasn't in Japan, nor was I on Earth... I was reborn into the world of Naruto...
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(Time skip 4 years)
'These past 4 years have been a rollercoaster of emotion,' I mused as I looked over to the woman next to me and asked, "Aoi-san, when is Hokage-sama coming for his next visit?" That's Aoi Yamanaka. A 29-year-old woman from the Yamanaka clan, I was surprised at first because I never imagined that one of the clans of Konoha would let one of their own be running an orphanage, but I later discovered that Aoi has no talent as a kunoichi; she has civilian-level chakra and didn't go to the academy, so I suppose it's a given that they will only be interested in those with talent.
"Later this week," she replied in a sweet voice while patting my head. I have been playing along with the speeches that the Hokage, or rather Hiruzen Sarutobi, gives about the "Will of Fire," but I know it's all just bullshit he uses to brainwash the younger generation. What I'm really after is playing along until Hiruzen and Danzo give Itachi his mission to kill the Uchiha.
After discovering I was born only 3 weeks before Itachi, I began my plan. I play along and befriend Itachi, and then when he gets his mission, I convince him that I will bear his burden alongside him and steal a couple of Sharingan in the process. After all is done, we will go to the Akatsuki, and I can finally meet Zetsu to begin Kaguya's resurrection.