Chapter 0:- Introduction
Years ago, when the final blow was delivered, when Naruto and Sasuke stood victorious over the Mother of All Chakra, peace had seemingly returned. The world cheered, Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki appeared like a wise old wizard in a filler episode, and with great dramatics and glowing eyebrows, he passed on his final chakra blessings to the boys.
What nobody noticed was… even god-tier chakra had an expiry date.
Hagoromo was old. Not old like Third Hokage sipping tea. No. Old like "I've-watched-the-dawn-of-planets" old. And with age, even his chakra seal—carefully tied around Kaguya's prison—began to leak.
And with that leak… came madness.
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[Cut to: Naruto's Office – Years Later]
Naruto Uzumaki, Seventh Hokage, Hero of the War, Father of Two children, Village Symbol of Peace—and secret sufferer of weekly interdimensional booty calls—sat with a wide smile on his face.
"Dattabayo! Another peaceful day in the Leaf, believe it!" he announced.
His assistant groaned. "Lord Hokage… you don't have to say that every time."
But Naruto kept smiling. Not because he was happy. No. His face had permanently frozen into a "everything-is-fine" meme expression. Deep down, he was screaming.
The paperwork, the peace talks, the never-ending "Lord Hokage can you sign this?"… and on top of that—the portal.
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[Flashback Begins – One Month Ago]
The first time it happened, Naruto thought it was a Genjutsu. A strange moonlight circle opened under his bed. He blinked.
"Is this... a prank by Sasuke? Wait… is this a new training tool?"
But before he could analyze, he got yoinked.
On the other side, floating in a glowing pink dimension that smelled faintly like lavender, was her.
Kaguya.
Floating. Glowing. Pouting.
She spoke in a voice soft and chilling, like someone trying to flirt and threaten at the same time.
"You've grown… strong, Naruto."
He raised his fists, ready to fight.
But then her Byakugan activated… and she paused.
Her eyes lingered. Not on his face. Not on his chakra.
But… down. Way down.
She blushed. "Such a… vast source of chakra…"
Naruto blinked, confused. "You mean Kurama?"
"No… I mean the other beast…"
She whispered, cheeks redder than Karin at a blood donation center.with bitting her lips
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[Back to Present Day – Office]
Now, it had become a routine.
Every Thursday.
Every damn Thursday.
The same moonlight portal opened. The same suction force. The same "mandatory release of chakra". And those rounds which make him weak
Naruto would sigh, glance around, make sure no one saw, and vanish into the void like a ninja version of a sugar daddy.
Today was no different.
"Well... here we go again," he muttered, just as the portal opened mid-conversation with Konohamaru.
He pretended to drop a pen, slipped under the table, and—ZUPP!—he was gone.
Leaving a shadow clone behind
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[Kaguya's Lust Dimension – Dimly Lit with Mysterious Mist]
She stood waiting, elegantly poised like a queen ready for dessert.
"You're late," she purred.
"I was in a budget meeting," Naruto said. "Choji wanted a raise for 'food development'."
Kaguya floated closer. "You know what I want… you know the cost of peace."
Naruto gulped. "Isn't there another way? Like… paperwork? Or maybe a shadow clone?"
She growled. "I want the original source. No clones. No cheats. I'm not Orochimaru."
Naruto sighed deeply. "Alright... for the village."
She smirked. "Good boy."
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[Scene Break – Flashback to the War]
Unknown to everyone during the Fourth War, the moment Naruto used his legendary Sexy Jutsu, Kaguya's senses overloaded.
She activated her Byakugan to "analyze the target"—but ended up staring directly into a chakra manifestation that made her jaw drop and her knees metaphorically buckle.
"I was supposed to kill him… but instead… I got curious."
She whispered in the void for years.
"Such symmetry. Such volume. That… curve…"
"I must… understand it. I must… feel it."
Thus began her secret obsession with Naruto.
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[Back in the Dimension – Present Time]
Naruto stood half-naked, trying to summon a little Rasengan just to maintain some focus.
Kaguya floated around him, her robes slinking like snakes made of stardust.
"Why me?" Naruto finally asked.
"There's Sasuke, or… I don't know… that deer guy, Shikadai's dad."
Kaguya laughed. "Their chakra? Too thin. You, Naruto Uzumaki… you're the milkshake that brings all the goddesses to the void." your size of dragon is unbeatable
Naruto blinked. "What the—?"
She leaned in close. "Your chakra is thick, full-bodied, and overflowing. It's… premium vintage Uzumaki stuff with a large tool "
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[Scene Shift – Later That Night – Naruto at Home]
Hinata sat across from him, smiling sweetly.
"How was the summit, Naruto-kun?"
He stiffened. "E-Everything's fine! G-Gaara says hi!"
Hinata raised a brow. She leaned closer. Sniffed.
"…Why do you smell like… moonflowers and whipped cream?"
Naruto panicked. "I-It's just new laundry soap!"
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[Final Scene – Midnight – Naruto On Rooftop Thinking]
He stared at the sky.
His face serious.
A single thought repeated in his mind:
> "I've saved the world with fists… jutsu… friendship.
But now… my village's safety lies in a whole new kind of jutsu… to fullfill a ancient women lust ( depressed)
One that cannot be avoided for sake of his village
One that requires… stamina… willpower… and frequent stretching…"
He clenched his fist.
"Dattebayo… if this is the burden of Hokage…
Then I'll carry it all… in every position needed."
The portal opened again behind him, glowing like a naughty full moon. With kaguya without any clothes and horny look ( like Naruto sperm will be sucked by her )
He sighed.
"Guess it's time to… serve the realm again .
He had opened the zip of his pants and taken out his 8 cm tool
Kaguya biteing her lips now let's get started
To be continued
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