"TADAA!"
Oh no, Naruto woke everyone up with a TADAA, that wasn't great news for whoever was going to be testing whatever Naruto had created. The only person who was awake with Naruto had been his new apprentice Xenovia, who had taken to learning everything she could from him. She was still trash at making things on her own, and Naruto didn't let her try to do anything without him looking over her, but she was still having the time of her life creating life.
Naruto's creation.
A floating bubble.
"Okay, I'm beat, what it do?" Mittelt asked as she came down from the ceiling, where she had a bed hanging on chains. She wanted to be safe from monsters after all if one of them decided to get a midnight fuck snack.
Irina just looked at the bubble with shining eyes.
"It's so pretty... it's got a rainbow color to it." Irina was just happy with how harmless the bubble seemed to be, and how it had a rainbow shine to it.
Only Ravel was hiding behind a statue.
She knew whatever this was, was bad, horrible news just by looking at it and feeling the truly malevolent aura it had. Desa had an evil aura, but this bubble had an evil and powerful aura of pure hate.
"Gonna be honest, I don't know what it is either." Xenovia had no clue what they had created.
"Irina, do you still have the coffin I had you get?" Naruto asked her, and she nodded her head and pointed across the room. She ran across the room to get it, and Mittelt went over to help her, since helping Irina meant that she wasn't going to be on the other end of the bubble. "Asia, you might want to not see what's going to happen!" Naruto called out to her as she worked in the church's kitchen area.
She woke up and went straight to the kitchen.
"Okay!"
"Why is it so evil?" Ravel asked as she stared down the bubble.
"It's not evil, it just spits in the face of nature and reality, so it has a really nasty aura about it. He's completely harmless... it's completely harmless?" Naruto didn't know the gender of this bubble, or if it even had one. It wasn't his usual brand of monster, so he didn't know how to label it. "Anyway, this is the result of my experimenting with Gasper and manipulating temporal fields. Not to mention, I'm getting paid a pretty penny for this one." Naruto grinned and rubbed his fingers together.
Ravel sighed.
Why didn't he just conquer all of existence, as was his right as the strongest. Instead, he was happy with scrapping out a living taking orders. She didn't understand how his mind worked, but the workings of a mind above hers would always be a mystery to her she guessed.
"Manipulating temporal fields?" Mittelt was curious about that one.
"Go ahead, stand inside of the bubble and see what it does." Naruto stated as he gestured to Mittelt.
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"I don't wanna." Mittelt had set down the coffin with Irina, and she looked at the bubble with a fearful look. Irina wasn't having any of her resistance though, and picked her up physically, before throwing her into the bubble. "DAH!?"
Everyone watched as Mittelt went through the bubble as if nothing happened at all, coming out of the bubble on the other side.
"Eh?" Mittelt didn't know what happened.
"Okay, now toss in the body." Naruto opened the coffin, and they all saw the body of a little boy, no older than 6 years old. Naruto grabbed the boy by the front of his funeral suit, and he tossed the corpse into the bubble.
When he passed through the bubble, his eyes snapped open, and he started to breath as all signs of life returned to him. Naruto crossed his arms with a grin, seeing the boy come back to life. His once brown eyes changed to a blue color, and a fallen angel wing sprout out of his back. Only a single wing though.
The boy passed out.
"You returned a corpse back to life!?" Ravel knew how evil pieces worked, and this was something different. This wasn't the reincarnation that the evil piece system ran on, this was truly bringing something that was dead back to life.
The boy had come back to life.
"Nope, anything that enters and exits through the Temporal Bubble gets it's genetic material memorized, manipulated, stored away, and reverted to previous states. After it is activated by sending an object through it, it creates a powerful field that reverts time itself on the second thing that enters it, and uses the genetic material of the first thing to stabilize the second thing's existence in proper time." Naruto explained it to them.
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"Eh?" Nobody understood what he had said.
"Dumb it down please." Mittelt asked with crossed arms.
"When you went through the bubble, it copied and memorized your DNA. When the boy was tossed through, it turned back time on him and restored his body back to a previous state. Then it used your DNA to lock his body into proper time. A side effect is that he gained some Fallen Angel traits, usually another human would go through the bubble first." Naruto stated, but the client just wanted their son brought back to life at whatever cost.
"Why does the body need to be locked into time?" Ravel didn't understand that.
"Because now he has two souls, one soul that went to the afterlife, and another soul that appeared in his body when time reverted on it. Without something to lock his soul into place, time and space would recognize him as dead, and his new soul would be eradicated and he would be alive, but without a soul." Naruto picked up the child and he prepared to carry the new life back to his parents.
"What happens if a living person goes through the bubble a second time?" Ravel questioned in this bubble had any other uses.
The Temporal Bubble seemed... no, it DID spit in the face of all laws of nature.
No wonder it terrified her on an instinctual level.
"Don't know, didn't make it with that thought in mind. If I HAD to guess, I would say that time will still revert, restoring their body to a previous state equal to the amount of time spent in the bubble... also, their mind would be forcefully reverted and they would have no memories of anything that had happened between the time period that their body got reverted and when they went in the bubble... so don't go into the bubble if you value your memories." Naruto stated as he pointed at all of the girls.
Naruto snapped his fingers and the bubble shrank down to the size of a normal bubble, before it flew towards a small jar and stuffed itself into the jar. The Temporal Bubble was happy to go inside of the jar.
"So... it's not a fuck monster at all?" Irina was a little saddened.
She couldn't breed this monster with her body for Naruto's sake, she had only been able to help him by delivering the corpse to him.
"Of course it is, but it breeds through a different manner. Right now, Mittelt has a Temporal Bubble in her womb at the moment. Once she passes through the bubble again, the bubble with leave her body and form a second bubble. Mittelt just doesn't remember being fucked by the space/time fields since it's impossible to remember what happens in the bubble." Naruto explained as he opened the doors of the abandoned church.
"What?"
"Yeah, because space and time doesn't exist inside of the bubble, and you're mind can't form memories, the very laws of nature themselves fucked your body... you got fucked by the concept of space/time and impregnated with another Temporal Bubble."
"Wait!? I got fucked by a CONCEPT!?" Mittelt didn't even know she got fucked.
She had no memories of it.
"Yep, the Temporal Bubble materializes the concepts of space and time inside of itself, and you get fucked by the forces of nature... since time doesn't actually exist, you might have just spent billions of years getting fucked inside of that bubble. I can give you the memories of what happened if you want?" Naruto asked her.
"Yeah, I want them." Mittelt didn't want to know how long she got fucked.
She wanted to know what the concepts of space and time looked like.
"By the way, if it WAS billions of years, you will be getting memories of billions of years worth of fucking implanted in your brain. If it was just days or weeks, it won't be a problem, but it is impossible to tell how long in Temporal Bubble Time you spent inside of there." Naruto warned her.
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"I don't need the memories." Mittelt stated as she shivered, knowing what would happen to her brain if she experienced billions of years of sex in less than a second. Her brain would be instantly overloaded, and if she didn't go brain dead, she wasn't going to be recovering from what happened anytime soon.
"Wait... but we ALL saw her go through the bubble... how can that long have passed?" Ravel asked.
That didn't make sense, Mittelt couldn't have gotten fucked because they all watched her.
"No, you didn't see her go through the bubble. Your mind is stuck on this plane of existence, so you can't comprehend what happens inside of a bubble that exists on a different plane of existence. You saw what your brain can comprehend on the third dimension, but what happened to Mittelt only exists in the zeroth dimension... a dimension even lower than first dimension. Mittelt is currently pregnant with the concept of a Temporal Bubble, which is to say, that if Mittelt gives birth naturally, she will give birth to an entirely alternate reality itself." Naruto explained further to them.
Ravel, nobody actually, understood what he was explaining.
Naruto was both STUPID and a GENIUS at the same time for a reason, his brain worked on a different standard than their brains.
"Wait... so I'm going to give birth to a universe if I don't go through the temporal bubble again!? AM I GOING TO EXPLODE!?"
"Of course not, I'm going to extract the Temporal Fetus and create a localized dimension inside of a limited space... I've got some really good ideas." Naruto stated. He started to chuckle to himself as he thought of all the fun that he could have if he had access to his own dimension to do with what he wanted.
Everyone just watched as Naruto left.
"... I helped to create an alternate reality." Xenovia felt so much pride.
"I should have gone through the bubble first, so that I could be pregnant with an alternate reality for my lord." Irina felt such shame that she hadn't been the first person through the bubble monster. Now she would never be able to experience being the mother of another universe for her master.
Mittelt just put her hand over her belly.
She didn't feel pregnant.
"... I can see why he didn't want Asia to see this. This creation goes against all known laws of nature... wait... Naruto created a dimension even lower than first dimension... I knew he was a genius my brain couldn't comprehend!" Ravel raised her hands up in the air.
Sadly, Ravel didn't understand the truth.
Naruto was both SO smart and SO stupid that he could understand both everything in the universe, and couldn't understand anything at all. His brain worked in ways that she could comprehend, but his thought process existed both above the humanoid mind and below it.
Thankfully, she could keep deluding herself as long as she wanted.