Gave nine years and did it with a force so red (Is Klopp the Shanks of football?)
Charisma as rare as Red Hair[1] and style as singular as the Red Force[2] (Is Klopp the Shanks of football?)
Watch Her[3] and you'll blush Scarlett. Lady Deadpool [4]stands and Red Country[5] got its 12th…man? Monster, Machine, even Majesty maculose in Red Country . Screaming "Red!" Spilling sangfroid, sinking into that bloody sauce cold heated passion (Is Klopp the Shanks of football?)
Bloody yes! Brought to you by One Piece [not suit]. Deadpool got the suit[6] so pool's dead no more[7]. That fate's exclusive only to The Bloody Nine[8]'s tenth finger. Tenth year was not spent at no-longer-dead-pool [9]by Klopp. He sails into the sunset. Like, literally sails into the Sun's Set. Ra's Set. Pharoah's Dance[10]. Bitches Brew[11]. Klopp drinks up the Bitches. Bitches are Beaches.
What lovely beaches! What exquisite sunsets!
Truly, Mallorca is breathtaking. Made even Klopp feel Kind of Blue. Contemplated calling Blues' Special One. Did not for 'the Special One' and 'the Normal One' [12]never got along. Something 'bout their teams. All Devil Fruits vs no Devil Fruits, perhaps. Perhaps Blackbeard Pirates and Red Hair Pirates are Chelsea and Liverpool
Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool
The Reds' Klopp contemplated calling Sky Blue[13]'s Pep. Did not for Chaos & Control are not friends. Not enemies either. Heavy metal does not have to total football. Totally blitzkrieg-ing Total Football is enough. Enough written. Watch Sky Blue in Red Country. 04/04/18. Champions League. Two champion candidates meet[14]. One is blown away. "Clash! Shanks vs. Eustass Kid" 'Red Hair' vs red hair.
Red wins.
[1] Nickname of Shanks
[2] Ship of Shanks or Gegenpressing of Klopp
[3] Movie starring Scarlett Johansson (2014)
[4] Woman in a red costume or The “Kop”
[5] Joe Abercrombie’s 2012 novel or Anfield
[6] Klopp got the tactics
[7] Liverpool’s Loserpool no more
[8] Logan Ninefingers, a character of Joe Abercrombie’s novels or nine years of Klopp’s Liverpool tenure
[9] Liverpool
[10] Miles Davis (Bitches Brew song
[11] Miles Davis (Album, 1970)
[12] Nicknames for Mourinho and Klopp (Football Managers)
[13] Manchester City’s nickname
[14] Liverpool vs Manchester City (UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Leg 1 of 2)