C: Clyde, T: Tolkein, B: Bebe, W: Wendy, N: Nichole, Y: Yentl, H: Heidi
"Woooooo!" "Yeaaaaa!"
T: Dad says "Act our age."
You heard the man, it's time to rage!
"Blast the bass, turn out the light, Ain't nobody home tonight!"
C: Drink, smoke, it's all cool.
Let's get naked in my pool!
"Punch the wall and start a fight!
Ain't nobody home tonight!"
T: His folks got a waterbed.
Come upstairs and rest your head!
C: Let's rub each other's backs
while watching porn on Cinemax!
"The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun!
"We're up till dawn, having some big fun! Big fun!
"When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet-"
"it's big fun! Big fun! Big FUNNN! WHOO!"
Y: ok, ok, ok, so it's salt, then lime, then shot?
W: No, salt, then-
B: You're doing it wrong!
Y: Really? 'Cause I feel great!
T: Veronica, you're looking good tonight!
•••••
Y: Whoa.
Y: A hot guy smiled at me,
without a trace of mockery!
"Everyone's high as a kite, ain't nobody home tonight!"
Y: Stoned. Zoned. I should quit...
Hey, is that weed?
(Kenny lmao): 👍
Y: I want a hit!
"Fill that joint and roll it tight,
ain't nobody home tonight!"
Y: Dreams are coming true
when people laugh but not at you!
Y: I'm not alone! I'm not afraid!
I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
"The house is ours, it's time for big fun!"
"Big fun!"
"Let's use their showers, that sounds like big fun! Big Fun!"
"Crack open one more case!"
Y: I that that's what they call
"third base."
"Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!"
Y: That actually looks like-
"Big fun! Big fun! Big fun!"
T: All right, people! What is
Westerberg gonna do to the
Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
C: Gonna make 'em go,
Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
"Big fun! Big fun!"
W: Way to show maturity!
"Big fun! Big fun!"
W: Quit it jackass, get off of me!
"Big fun! Big fun!"
Y: Yo! Clyde! Emergency!
I just saw some freshman
sneaking over the pool fence!
C: I hate freshman! Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you!...
Y: You okay?
W: I didn't need your help.
Y: Aw, thanks for the finger, Wendy, but I don't need to vomit right now! Hahhaha-
"The party's hot, hot, hot.
It's time for big fun! Big fun!"
T: You need a jello shot!
"We're having big fun! Big fun!"
N: Heidi Turner, in the flesh.
W: Here comes the Cootie Squad.
We should-
B: Shup up, Wendy.
W: Sorry, Bebe..
N: Look who's with her-- Oh, my God!
"Dang! Dang!Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!"
Y: I can't believe you actually came.
H: It's exciting, right? Excuse
me, I want to say hello to Clyde.
I brought sparkling cider!
B: Showing up here took some guts. Time to rip them out.
W: Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout! Hah!
"Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!"
C: Where the hell are those freshman?
H: Hi, Clyde. I wasn't gonna come,
but since you took the time to write that sweet note...
C: What note? Why d'you gotta
be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal..
*spits drink out and on her face*
C: There's no alcohol in here!
Are you trying to poison me?
"Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!"
"The folks are gone, it's time for big fun! Big fun!"
"We're up till dawn, having some big fun! Big fun!"
"So let the speakers blow, they'll buy another stereo."
"Our folks got no clue, 'bout all the shit their children do."
"Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised?"
"it's big fun!"
"Big fun!"
"Big fun!"
"Big fun!"
"Big fun!"
"Whooo!"