Translator: AnubisTL
Gu Feng's reputation in the Outer Sect was still enough to hold the scene. If it weren't for the presence of the Alchemy Hall Elder, those Outer Sect disciples who had purchased the Modified Bone Cleansing Pills would likely have suffered in silence, accepting their misfortune and not daring to cause trouble.
"Refund the money!"
"This is a fake pill, it's not the Bone Cleansing Pill at all!"
"Compensate us!"
"..."
The entrance of the Jade Maiden Workshop was crowded with disciples who had bought the Modified Bone Cleansing Pills, as well as those who had come to watch the commotion. Even the disciples who had set up stalls in the Trading Hall packed up their goods and joined the onlookers, eager to see the spectacle.
"I told you, there couldn't be so many Bone Cleansing Pills. Only fools would fall for it!"
"There are too many gullible people in the Outer Sect with more money than sense. They deserve to be taken advantage of."
"This is what happens when you're unworthy of your position. They were just born into good circumstances, unlike us who have to work our way up from the bottom."
"Hahaha, Gu Feng is in big trouble now. The Alchemy Hall despises the sale of fake pills, and even Elder Liu might not be able to protect him!"
"..."
Outside, the noise was deafening, while the doors of the Jade Maiden Workshop remained tightly shut.
Gu Feng sat in a chair, leisurely sipping tea, his face full of enjoyment, showing no sign of tension whatsoever.
Beside him, Yan Xixi looked worried. Although they had never mentioned the Bone Cleansing Pills during the sales process, with the Alchemy Hall Elder present, she couldn't be sure how things would unfold.
Chu Youhuan, who had received the news in advance, arrived in disguise. She had already given up hope of making a profit and only wanted to recover her initial investment.
"Gu Feng, can you handle this? Don't mess up, or I'll really have to run away," Chu Youhuan said. Before coming, she had packed up everything from her Inner Sect residence. If Gu Feng couldn't handle the situation, she would flee immediately.
"Come on, you're an Inner Sect disciple, ranked fifth on the Heavenly Leaderboard. How can you be so nervous?" Gu Feng glanced at her with disdain, then turned to Yan Xixi. "How's your sister? Is she okay?"
"I don't know. After she returned to the Inner Sect, she locked herself in her residence and didn't come out until I left," Yan Xixi replied softly.
Hearing this, Gu Feng felt a strange thought cross his mind. It was normal for Body Tempering Realm disciples to experience diarrhea after taking the Modified Bone Cleansing Pill, but Yan Yexue was an Innate Realm cultivator. She had already achieved the Innate Body. Could she really not withstand the effects of the pill? It didn't seem likely.
"You still have time to worry about others? It's chaos outside!"
In the past, Chu Youhuan would have laughed out loud upon hearing that Yan Yexue had suffered from diarrhea after taking the Modified Bone Cleansing Pill, but now she had no such mood.
"The atmosphere is just about right. Let's go out and see!" Gu Feng finished the last drop of tea, stood up, and walked to the door.
The door of the Jade Maiden Workshop opened, and the crowd, seeing Gu Feng striding out confidently, was momentarily stunned before erupting into even louder noise.
Gu Feng, who had sold fake pills, hadn't run away. His courage was truly remarkable.
"Everyone, calm down first!" Gu Feng took a deep breath, and his voice, loud as a bell, echoed throughout the area. "If you have any issues, speak up one by one!"
Meeting Gu Feng's sharp gaze, the furious Outer Sect disciples suddenly hesitated, glancing at each other. None of them wanted to be the first to speak. The choice between 20,000 Spirit Stones and their own safety was clear.
The atmosphere grew tense, and as the situation seemed to be at a standstill, the Alchemy Hall Elder who had accompanied them coughed lightly and spoke in a clear voice, "Those of you who purchased Gu Feng's pills, if you have any issues, confront him directly. I will ensure justice is served!"
The Elder's brief statement was like a shot of adrenaline, giving the Outer Sect disciples a surge of confidence.
A beautiful female disciple, her eyes red and swollen, tears still lingering, stepped forward boldly, pointing an accusatory finger at Gu Feng, her face full of grief and indignation, as if Gu Feng had done something terrible to her.
"You... the Bone Cleansing Pill you sold me has ruined me!" As she spoke, the female disciple began to sob, leaving Gu Feng completely baffled.
It was just diarrhea, not a big deal. Using the word "ruined" seemed a bit excessive!
"Yesterday, I bought your Bone Cleansing Pill and was excited to share it with Senior Brother Wu. When he wasn't around, I decided to try one myself.
But as soon as I took it, I started having diarrhea. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't hold it in.
In a panic, I rushed to the men's dormitory area to use the toilet. I was stuck there for a full twelve hours, and many people saw me.
When I finally came out, Senior Brother Wu was standing at the toilet entrance with a grim face. He coldly told me, 'Don't come looking for me anymore. I can't afford to lose face like this!'
Wah... Senior Brother Wu was supposed to be my future Dao Companion!!!" By the end, the beautiful female disciple was crouched on the ground, wailing.
It was a tragic story, but to everyone else, it was hilariously funny. Scattered laughter broke out, making the female disciple cry even harder.
A single pill had destroyed a potential marriage. It was truly wicked. All eyes turned to Gu Feng, waiting to see how he would handle this.
Gu Feng touched his nose, then slowly walked over to the female disciple, crouched down, and patted her shoulder. He spoke with a meaningful tone, "Junior Sister, losing this potential marriage is actually a good thing for you.
As the saying goes, 'To love someone is to love everything about them.' If your Senior Brother Wu can't even accept such a minor issue, he's not worth entrusting your life to.
Little sister, listen to me, the scenery you missed isn't the best scenery. Ahead of you, there's even more beautiful scenery waiting.
All you need to do now is focus on your cultivation, and then take your next partner to humiliate Senior Brother Wu, making him regret and suffer for losing you!"
Gu Feng's words left everyone, including the Alchemy Hall Elder, utterly stunned.
Listen to this! Is this even human speech?
You sold a pill that caused diarrhea, ruined someone's potential marriage, and now you're making it sound like you did them a favor.
Never have we seen such outrageous nonsense!
Seeing the female disciple remain unmoved, Gu Feng stood up and scanned the crowd. "Next!"
As soon as he spoke, a bearded male disciple stepped forward, his face red with shame and anger.
"I bought the Bone Cleansing Pill the day before yesterday. To prepare for taking this so-called top Outer Sect Body Tempering Pill, I spent an entire day adjusting my condition to its peak, even bathing and burning incense...
But as soon as I took it, my stomach churned violently, and I was in excruciating pain. I ran out to find a toilet, but unfortunately, the one in my building was occupied.
So—I made a quick decision and ran to another building's toilet... I had to run through five buildings before I found an empty one.
But because I had held it in for too long, I collapsed at the toilet entrance and... well, let's just say it was a massive public humiliation.
After that, I couldn't bear to stay there anymore. You've ruined me!" the bearded male disciple shouted, his voice nearly hoarse.
"HAHAHA—" Roars of laughter and stomping feet nearly shook the Trading Hall.
This poor guy's story was just as tragic as the female disciple's.
Gu Feng chuckled to himself, but before he could say anything, a third victim stepped forward.
This was also a male disciple, but his face was bruised and swollen, his body covered in bruises, as if he had been severely beaten. Gu Feng was once again baffled.
This couldn't be a side effect of the Modified Bone Cleansing Pill, could it?
"Do you know how I got these injuries?
Yesterday morning, I took the pill and experienced the same issues as the previous two. I was lucky—the toilet in my building was slightly ajar, so I rushed in..."
"If the toilet was empty, that's good, right? What does that have to do with your injuries?" Gu Feng voiced the question on everyone's mind.
"Of course it's related!" the disciple shouted angrily. "The person inside was just about to leave, so the door was slightly open.
But I was in such pain that I didn't notice him and barged in, pushing him back. Then I pulled down my pants, sat on his lap, and... well, you can guess the rest..." The bearded disciple grew more agitated as he spoke, his wounds opening and bleeding. He looked utterly miserable.
What the hell?!
Even Gu Feng couldn't hold back his laughter at such a bizarre encounter. He laughed uncontrollably, completely disregarding his image. "You pooped on someone, of course they beat you up. No surprise there!"
"Me too!"
"I'm even worse off than them!"
"I'm worse!"
"..."
With the first three stories setting the bar, the other disciples who had bought Gu Feng's Modified Bone Cleansing Pills began sharing their own experiences without hesitation, turning the event into a contest of who had suffered the most.
The laughter grew louder and louder, the scene becoming increasingly chaotic. Everyone was laughing hysterically.
Even the Alchemy Hall Elder, who had come to administer justice, couldn't control himself. His body shook with laughter as he stroked his beard.
The last group of disciples who had taken Gu Feng's pills blushed, secretly relieved that they had managed to find a container in their rooms to relieve themselves, thus preserving their dignity.
But one container wasn't enough. The filth overflowed, spilling onto the floor. With the room's small space, opening the window risked letting the stench out.
So, these disciples endured the foul-smelling room for a full twelve hours, nearly suffocating!
The Trading Hall was packed, filled with laughter, curses, and jeers. The scene was completely out of control!
These pills were absolutely ridiculous.
"Ahem, everyone, quiet!" The Alchemy Hall Elder finally managed to calm the chaos. He walked over to Gu Feng, frowning as he questioned him, "Gu Feng! These disciples are accusing you of selling fake Bone Cleansing Pills. Do you admit it?"
"Bone Cleansing Pills? What Bone Cleansing Pills? I've never sold any Bone Cleansing Pills!" Gu Feng spread his hands, his face full of innocence, flatly denying the accusation!
(End of the Chapter)
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