Chapter 67
"So, who's next on the list?" Finn asked after we'd walked some distance from The Sour Bastard.
I read the list and sighed.
"Dear God, are none of these pirates normal?"
Captain Fabio the Flawless Finnegan
Fun Fact: Deeply vain; insists he's the most beautiful creature to ever sail the sea.
Location: His ship, "The Royal Reflection"
Instruction: Compliment him constantly. Do not look more attractive than him.
The moment we stepped aboard the Royal Reflection, Finn elbowed me hard in the ribs.
"Stop looking good," he hissed.
I blinked. "What?"
"You're failing at the main instruction without even trying," Finn said mockingly.
I brushed his words off with a wave, "Relax, I'm sure if the man has 'flawless' in his name, he's going to look much better than me."
"Maybe roll around in the mud just as a precaution."
I opened my mouth to argue, but then I looked around at our surroundings and all of a sudden forgot what I was about to say.
