Chapter 3
Tony nodded and said, "I know the feeling. Too much iced tea. My roommate and I share a bathroom off our room and he and I don't dress for it."
"Back in the day, my roommate and I had an open door policy where the bathroom was concerned," his mother said.
With a chuckle, Tony said, "We're not that open but...."
They both sipped their coffee for a couple of minutes and then Natasha said, "We're lucky in a way."
Tony waited for his mother to go on and when she didn't, he asked, "In what way?"
His mother blushed again and admitted in a low whisper, "I haven't worn a nightgown since you went away to college."
Tony groaned softly and whispered, "That, uh, wasn't much of a nightgown."
"It was one of your dad's favorites."
Tony nodded and smiled. "I could see why."
His mother shivered and stood up quickly. "I, uh, need a lot more coffee," she said as she headed for the kitchen.
With a deep breath and a sigh, Tony stood up to follow his mother. At the kitchen door he said, "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that."
Natasha looked at her son as she walked over and took his coffee cup. She turned and carried it over to where the coffee pot sat. She filled both cups. She looked at him and sighed. "Come put your sugar in while I make another pot. I only made a half pot like I always do."
Tony moved over to get his cup and to stir in a teaspoon of sugar. He moved away a couple of steps and sipped the hot coffee as he watched his mother working on the new pot.
As she finished up, he said, "Can I ask a pretty personal question?"
His mother chuckled and replied, "You can ask but I reserve the right not to answer if it is too personal."
"I, uh, was wondering about women shaving their, uh, private parts."
Natasha groaned. "The light from the bathroom was bright enough for you to see through the gown."
"Pretty much," Tony admitted and then asked his real question, "I always thought girls, uh, women shaved down there for us guys. Is there another reason that I've missed?"
Natasha groaned again and shook her head. "No there isn't another guy. Your dad was the only one," she said quickly. "As for another reason, there are several. One, it feels cleaner, two, it's more sensitive, three, it makes things easier to clean, and four, I like it that way."
Tony nodded and said, "I wasn't, uh, accusing you or anything. It's something I didn't have any information on."
"None of your girlfriends ever shaved down there?"
Now it was Tony's turn to blush. "Uh, yeah, one did but I was too distracted to ask any questions."
Natasha chuckled. "How distracted was she?"
"I, uh, really don't know. She flashed me when I dropped her off at home after our date."
"You didn't date her again?" His mother asked quickly.
"It was after senior prom and her and her family moved a few days later," Tony replied.
"Ah, she was either teasing you or herself, knowing she wouldn't see you again."
"I kind of wondered about that also," Tony admitted.
"Now it is my turn to ask a personal question," Natasha said and took a deep breath. "Have you had sex with any of those girlfriends?"
Tony blushed again and shook his head as he asked, "Does oral sex count?"
"Not according to a certain ex President," Natasha replied with a grin. The grin faded and she asked, "Did any of the girls, uh, teach you anything about oral sex on them?"
Tony groaned and shook his head. "I had an offer but I chickened out."
Natasha turned to pour herself a cup of coffee even if the coffee pot wasn't through making the pot but her cup was already full. As she stirred in some sugar and a little creamer, she whispered, "If your tongue is anything like your dad's then she missed a hell of a treat."
Tony almost spit out the sip of coffee he had just taken. He knew his parents had sex but.... Oral sex had never crossed his mind where they were concerned. He wondered what else he had missed. He had learned quite a few things from the Internet but.... That thought made him blush.
His mother caught the blush and asked, "Do you, uh, have anymore questions? It not like things can get weirder."
"I had never thought of you and dad and oral sex in the same thought."
"That made you blush?" His mother asked.