In the bar.
Just like a gender-swapped Zhao Wuji Plus version, the woman pushed open the door and walked into the bar. Clutching her bucket waist, she immediately began cursing and ranting.
Thinking about how, back in her village, she had already gone through 99 blind dates, yet not a single man had the eyes to appreciate her 'fish-sinking, goose-falling beauty', calling her names instead—she was filled with rage.
"A bunch of damn men! So what if I think it's only right for men to spend money on women? So what if I want 99,999 gold soul coins as a betrothal gift?!"
"They even dared to say I'm like a fat pig, that not even all this meat sold by the pound is worth that much."
"Well, I'm coming to the bar today to show you all just how charming I really am!"
As she said this, the woman, who looked like a gender-swapped Zhao Wuji Plus version, let out a coquettish hum, as if she was full of charm. She smoothed her bangs, then gave a fierce flick to the two braided pigtails behind her head.
A nearby customer saw this and was instantly stunned, face turning green, his stomach churning.
'What the hell?! Where did this abominably ugly fat pig come from?! My eyes!'
But the woman thought the customer was captivated by her charm, and even threw him a flirtatious wink and blew a kiss.
"Handsome, want to have a drink together?"
That sentence was like the final straw on the camel's back.
The customer instantly vomited on the spot, clutching the table, retching uncontrollably with tears and snot flying—he even nearly threw up bile.
"Urgh~ Urgh~"
"Damn stinking man! I, Zhu Yingmei, gave you a chance and you still didn't take it!"
Not expecting the man to be so rude, the woman named Zhu Yingmei grabbed her bucket waist, cursed, turned around, and waddled off in a huff.
Suddenly, she heard a painful murmuring voice.
"Ah Yin… Third Sister… don't leave me…"
Huh? Who's calling me?
Her nickname was Ah Ying, and she was third in her family, so the people around her liked to call her Third Sister.
She never expected someone in the bar to call her that, and her heart filled with pride and delight. She turned and walked toward Tang Hao.
As she got closer to Tang Hao, the stench of alcohol coming from him almost knocked her out.
But when she saw the full table of expensive liquor in front of him, her eyes immediately lit up.
'This drunkard doesn't seem simple at all!'
Her heart warmed.
'If I can get this drunkard, not only will I finally get married, but I might even score that 99,999 gold soul coin dowry! Jackpot!'
"Young master, were you looking for me?"
Thinking Tang Hao was a rich fool, Zhu Yingmei pitched her voice sweet and high, swaying her bucket waist as she leaned closer to him.
At that moment, for some reason, Tang Hao felt an intense heat rising in his chest, and everything before his eyes grew blurry.
He looked up at Zhu Yingmei.
And in that moment, in his drunken haze, he thought he saw Ah Yin—his Third Sister.
"Ah Yin! Third Sister! I've finally found you again! Waaaah!"
Tang Hao suddenly stood up. Under his messy hair, his rugged, stubbled face was flushed from the alcohol as tears streamed down. The tough man wailed loudly and hugged Zhu Yingmei tightly.
"Ah Yin! Third Sister! Don't leave me again!"
With that, he pulled Zhu Yingmei into a passionate kiss.
Upon seeing Tang Hao's real face, Zhu Yingmei was even more thrilled.
'Not only is this drunkard rich, he's actually quite handsome!'
'Score! Totally worth it!'
Around them, the other customers were stunned that Tang Hao had the guts to kiss Zhu Yingmei—this woman who looked like the pinnacle of ugly and fat.
Everyone was in awe.
'Respect! This brother has truly unique taste!'
But the bartenders were freaking out.
They knew Tang Hao must have mistaken her for someone else in his drunken state.
Someone as important as him—if a scandal happened in their bar, not only would they lose a steady stream of income, they might even be in serious trouble.
So a group of bartenders rushed forward to try to separate the two.
"Don't you dare take Ah Yin away from me! Get lost!"
But Tang Hao mistook the bartenders for Spirit Hall soul masters trying to take Third Sister Ah Yin from him. Roaring with rage, he kicked them all flying with a few swift strikes.
Then, carrying Zhu Yingmei, he made a break for it.
"Third Sister! Don't worry, this time I'll never let anyone take you away again!"
With red eyes blazing, Tang Hao roared and charged out of the bar with Zhu Yingmei in his arms, heading straight for a hotel.
He didn't know why he was doing this.
But it felt like some invisible force was guiding him.
Soon, Tang Hao arrived at a hotel with Zhu Yingmei in his arms.
Seeing his bloodshot eyes and the stack of gold soul coins he slapped onto the counter while asking for a room, the staff at the reception desk looked at each other in utter shock.
They didn't know what to say.
One of them numbly accepted the gold soul coins and gave Tang Hao a key to the best suite available.
At this point, Zhu Yingmei—whose enormous figure couldn't even sit properly in Tang Hao's narrow arms—could only cling tightly to his neck, imagining her glorious future as a wealthy wife.
Her face, full of wrinkles, protruding buck teeth, and a flat and wrinkled appearance, flushed red with shyness.
After receiving the room card, Tang Hao hurriedly carried Zhu Yingmei upstairs.
Soon, with the sound of the door opening, Tang Hao brought Zhu Yingmei into the room and threw her onto the bed.
Her massive weight nearly crushed the bed frame.
Luckily, it was a high-quality suite and held firm.
Facing Tang Hao, Zhu Yingmei even felt a little shy. She deliberately acted coy and gently spoke in a soft, pinched voice.
"Young master, don't rush!"
But Tang Hao didn't respond. Drunk as he was, in his eyes, Zhu Yingmei had already transformed into Third Sister, Ah Yin. His gaze was full of longing and confusion.
"Third Sister…"
Looking at Zhu Yingmei, Tang Hao walked over and slowly lifted her chin.
Then, he kissed her deeply.
…
In the blink of an eye, the golden crow sank into the west.
The dim yellow setting sun, surrounded by orange-red clouds, was about to disappear below the horizon.
At that moment, worried about her second brother Tang Hao, Tang Yuehua once again left the Moon Pavilion and arrived at the bar.
"Master Tang! You're finally here! You've finally come!"
The bar owner rushed toward Tang Yuehua with a mournful expression, crying out loudly.
"What happened?"
Tang Yuehua wore a magnificent silver palace dress. Her figure was tall and voluptuous, long silver hair cascading over her shoulders. On her exquisitely beautiful and noble face, her delicate brows furrowed slightly in confusion.
"It's your elder brother—something serious happened!"
"He got drunk, went into some drunken frenzy, and started shouting things like 'Third Sister!' and 'Ah Yin!'… then carried off a woman—fat and ugly as hell!"
"Our bartenders tried to stop him, but they all got beaten up!"
"This wasn't us neglecting our duty, there was really nothing we could do!"
The bar owner wailed, full of grievance and helplessness.
"What?!"
Hearing this, Tang Yuehua was both shocked and anxious. She could hardly believe it.
Her second brother mistook a fat and ugly woman for Ah Yin and carried her away?
If something really happened, how could Second Brother possibly accept it?!
Immediately, Tang Yuehua had the bar owner point out the direction in which Tang Hao had gone.
Fortunately, the bar owner had asked some of the guests.
After giving her the directions, Tang Yuehua immediately ordered her subordinates to begin a full-scale search.
Meanwhile, after a night of intense battle with Zhu Yingmei…
Under the arrangement of fate…
Zhu Yingmei was successfully pollinated.
A soul—the soul of the God King Tang, who had lost all his power but retained his memories—separated from the long river of time and space, and was reborn into Zhu Yingmei's womb.
Our God King Tang… has been reborn!