Qin Yi found himself completely baffled, "Uncle Niu, what does handling your wife have to do with heating the kang bed-stove in June?"
"Are you dumb or something, kid?"
"Uh..."
Old Man Niu grinned, showing a set of yellow teeth, his smile was rather lewd, "What do you want to do when you're hot?"
"Of course, I want to cool down."
"And how do you cool down?"
Qin Yi thought for a moment, "Take a cold shower."
Old Man Niu gaped, giving him a look like there was no hope for him.
"You silly kid, when you're hot, the first instinct is obviously to take off your clothes. When a man and a woman are alone, wearing so little, anything can happen. Don't you think?"
Qin Yi: "..."
Qin Yi felt as if a thousand alpacas had trampled over him, and a flock of crows was cawing over his head.
This Old Man Niu looks as honest as a log, who would've thought he'd be this sleazy... Could this be what people often say about someone being stealthily sinister?
