"Honey, I think you should use your smartphone more often. Besides making calls, you should learn to send texts, WeChat, and look things up..."
"Don't I have you?" Mu Qiuniang replied.
Jiang Nuo scratched his nose, "Honey, I'm glad you rely on me, but there's no harm in knowing some basic stuff. Just think, what if I'm not around?"
"No problem, I can come find you." Someone feeling quite confident in their abilities stated.
"What if you can't find me?" Jiang Nuo hypothesized.
"Impossible." Mu Qiuniang glanced at the ring on his hand. The ring she gave him wasn't just an ordinary one. It was both offensive and defensive, and could even pinpoint his location.
So, not being able to find him was totally out of the question. Unless someone with cultivation beyond hers captured him, which in this era of sparse spiritual energy in the 21st century, she doubted anyone had a higher cultivation talent than her.
Even her master had said that even during the golden age of cultivation thousands of years ago, she was a cultivation prodigy that appeared only once in a millennium.
So, she wouldn't lose him.
"Honey... I'm just making a hypothesis." Jiang Nuo expressed his headache over someone's overconfidence.
Despite attempts to convince her, it was to no avail. Finally, Jiang Nuo said, "But honey, sometimes I want to send you WeChat messages, or post on Weibo, but you can't, what should I do?" looking aggrieved, like a puppy feeling rejected.
Mu Qiuniang: "..." She knew finding a younger husband would be troublesome. See, even his preferences weren't stable yet, she didn't know if he might start liking something else someday.
She wasn't against new things, just lazy.
Alright, after all, he is her own husband, so whatever he likes?
Mu Qiuniang nodded her head.
Jiang Nuo was thrilled, "Honey, really, you agreed with me?" It turned out, as long as he wanted to, his wife would agree. This was fantastic, indulging him to this extent, who would dare say that his wife didn't like him, he'd smack them.
Jiang Nuo eagerly helped his wife sign up for a WeChat and Weibo account and added a special tag saying, "I am Jiang Nuo's wife," then they followed each other.
And as soon as they mutually followed, Jiang Nuo noticed a frenzy under his Weibo:
[Male god, did you accidentally post it in the wrong place? ヾ(°?°ヾ)^? Ah!]
[New movie teaser?]
[What's the new movie about? Male god, quickly spill the details, the glutinous rice powder eagerly awaits (??????)? sending flowers to you]
[〣(?Δ?)〣 Holy crap! Did I see it wrong? The male god actually has a wife now?!]
[(??ˇ?ˇ??) Not happy! Need a hug! Male god belongs to someone else now...]
[Darn it!]
[+1.]
[+1.]
[+10086.]
[Expressing doubt(||?_?)(||?_?)(||?_?)]
[Oh dear, am I going crazy, or is the world changing too fast, the male god actually has a wife?!]
[What the heck?_?]
[Obviously fake!]
[Yeah, only crazy people would believe it～]
[Meekly asking, how come I believed it then?]
...
The above is still rather rational; the irrational glutinous rice powders immediately started cursing below, saying Jiang Nuo was crazy about women and dared to post anything, and some even posted a bunch of frightening bloody images.
[Pia! (ｏ‵-′)ノ]
[Who is the bitch, I'm going to kill her～]
[Same here.]
[Bitch, bitch...]
[Bitch women are what beauties need, have a son with no/********* rebirth early.]
...
Seeing this, Jiang Nuo's heart skipped a beat. Before announcing it, he anticipated there would be lots of anti-fans, but he didn't expect them to be this crazy.
He himself didn't mind, but he worried that Mu Qiuniang might get hurt. His first reaction was to take his wife's phone back and quickly set it to disallow anyone from leaving comments.
In just a few seconds, he discovered that some fans had found his wife's Weibo account and were angrily cursing below.
[Bitch, go away——]
[Tmd, you bitch＊, can't get a man, can you? Dare to seduce our Jiang male god, I'll find a few men to＊ you dead...]
[ _(:3」∠?)_? poke the flower above]
[Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die...]
...
Without saying a word, Jiang Nuo deleted them all directly. At this moment, he felt somewhat grateful that his wife didn't know how to use Weibo, or she'd be infuriated to death.
Although news about Jiang Nuo getting married was blowing up online, there were still some who didn't want to believe it.
The content of that Weibo post could easily be seen as hype for a certain movie; even the following could be a premeditated stunt. After all, who would still be named "Qiuniang," such an old-fashioned name nowadays, obviously a movie character's name.
Some fans even presented logical evidence:
(1) On a certain year, certain month, certain day, Jiang Man also posted ambiguous images and texts, which eventually turned out to be promoting his then-new movie "Beauty Snatching Plan."
(2) Recently, there is an online drama adapted from a novel called "Harem Growth Record," which features a major character named "Qiuniang," rumored to have invited Jiang male god to act in it.
(3) Jiang male god is a big star, such huge news like getting married couldn't possibly go unnoticed by any entertainment gossip "catching wind and catching rain"? The bigger the star, the fewer secrets there are.
...
This so-called rational glutinous rice powder listed out reasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7, all indirectly proving—Jiang male god's marriage was fake news.
When this post came out yesterday, the comments below instantly piled up like a skyscraper, and without any admin intervention, it got pushed into a featured post by the glutinous rice powders, with more comments still pouring in.
Besides this post, the official website of "T姐 Talk Show" became another major war zone, black powders firmly dominated the screens. Don't forget, the news about Jiang male god's marriage was initially released from here.
They believed it was "T姐 Talk Show" slandering their Jiang male god, leaving comments one after another demanding the show apologize to Jiang male god, or they'd boycott "T姐 Talk Show."
Finally, this episode of "T姐 Talk Show" arrived, with some fans already waiting for the show. Some intended to expose the previous "great lie" from the show's staff, while others just wanted to find out what really happened.
Of course, there were also loyal fans of "T姐 Talk Show" waiting.