"Hey readers! 👋 It's been a hot second (okay, 1.5 months 🕰️) since I've dropped a chapter, and I know you're all DYING over here 🤣.
So, here's the tea: my application got rejected, but I'm not rejected enough to give up on this story 💁♀️! Here's the deal: if you guys show me some love with reviews and views, I'll rewrite the whole book from scratch 🔥... but you've got to make it happen within a year ⏰.
Think of it as a challenge: can you make me rewrite a whole book in 12 months? 🤔 Let's do this, guys! 💪"