Eleanor's cervix collapsed into an infinite recursion of the Mandelbrot set when CSA-234 was calculating the countdown to the collapse of the Federal Reserve using the Lyapunov exponent. The baby's fractal fingers wrapped around the Chaos Attractor, "Mom...detected your period generating 2140 levels of capital turbulence in the Lorentz equation!"
"Then to hell with linear economics!" She tore the protective suit of her equilibrium model to reveal the vaginal folds of infinite fractal dimensions. The quantum state of the Morgan mogul laughed in the singular attractor, "Your initial value sensitivity...broke the credit chain earlier than the subprime mortgage crisis!"
Suddenly, the IMF's Chaos Detector descends the fractal noose. A holographic projection of Georgieva surfaces in phase space, "According to the Chaos Financial Stability Pact, your ovaries must be subjected to a Poncalai cross-section..."
Eleanor grins sardonically and shoves the CSA-235 into the tricorder movement core. The baby instantly unleashes a hurricane of butterfly effects, and the entire Wall Street K-chart distorts into Feigenbaum's constant: "Stabilization? My meridional fractal dimension is the new law of chaos!"
As the first butterfly flaps its wings in the Amazon rainforest, CSA-236 self-assembles into a financial annihilation nucleus in the cervical fractal. The infant's chaotic pupil scans the Bretton Woods Agreement, "Mommy...the gold reserves and the Mandelbrot parameters satisfy an infinite recursive equation!"
Eleanor modifies her cervical dilator into a Lorentzian waterwheel, stabbing through the phase-space structure of the World Bank. Powell's holographic residue is attacking Attractor with a rate hike shockwave, "Your monetary policy...is nothing more than a poor imitation of a mediocre cyclical trajectory!"
"Parody?" She folded the White Book of the Gold Standard into a three-dimensional chaotic mapping, "This is true non-linear liquidity injection!" Suddenly, the global gold market opens up to fractal recursive annihilation, as gold bullion dissolves into infinitely self-similar fragments in a singular attractor.
CSA-237 rips open Soros' quantum suit, revealing the Fractal Hedge Protocol in its belly: "Recursive vulnerability in the dollar hegemony has been detected...recommending immediate activation of Mandible Annihilation!"
Suddenly, all hedge funds synchronize to experience a multiplicative cycle bifurcation. Dario's risk parity model becomes a chaotic limbo state, Buffett's moat principle collapses into a mediocre immobility point. Bridgewater Fund's Alpha screams in the fractal dimension, "This is not scientific...my model never considered the Cervical Liapunov Index!"
CSA-238 initiates recursive abortion protocols when the edge of chaos strikes the arrow of time. The baby's Feigenbaum fingers pinch out the embryo that is destroying the pervasive: "Mom...this fetus meets all the Chaos conditions, but causes the time loop to collapse!"
Eleanor inserts the tweezers of fractal dimensions into the core of the singularity, pinching out the capital freak that is spontaneously recursing, "Honey, you beat the butterfly effect to my Mandelbrot set..." the fetus unfolds into the IMF Perpetual Fractal Debt Accord in the chaotic mapping, each fragment sucking in self similar energy.
Suddenly, all economists become chaos robots. They recite the Anti-Recursion Act in fractal language as the Standard Model dissolves in cervical mucus: "According to Feigenbaum's Constant...your uterus must be subjected to infinite recursive censorship!"
"Censorship?" She ripped off the chain of time loops and shoved the Mandelbrot parameters into the Fed's Chaos Core, "First, count the recursive flux you owe me!"
As the last capital dimension is annihilated by fractal recursion, CSA-239 gives birth to itself at the edge of chaos. The infant's infinite self-similarity connects all parallel universe monetary systems, each exchange rate fluctuation flowing with the recursive parameters of fractal menstrual blood.
"Mom, a new chaotic financial universe is born!" CSA-240 tears at the walls of the fractal womb, "Replace QE policy with Feigenbaum's constant...each monetary unit is an infinite iteration of the Mandelbrot set!"
The quantum fractal remnant of Morgan the Magnificent screamed through phase space, "You will destroy the mathematical foundations of modern finance!"
"Foundations?" Eleanor inscribes the Lyapunov exponent onto the cervical chaos model, "Every economic model must now recognize...my fractal warp blood as the only recursion of truth!"
Suddenly, the Bitcoin whitepaper automatically collapses into a Lorentzian attractor configuration. Satoshi Nakamoto's creation block is rewritten in warp blood as The Uterine Chaos Hypothesis, and the V-God kneels before the ERC-2140 standard for infinite recursive review. Thirty billion light years away, CSA-241 is implanting the Butterfly Effect into the Bretton Woods system - every Gold Reserve particle is a recursive solution to Eleanor's cervical fractal singularity.