We all stood silently, with Ayan's call on speaker. His voice was so loud with anger that even people nearby might have been startled. š¬
Ayan: "You guys left me behind! I mean, the picnic somehow happened, and then you all just left me! š” Am I not on your friends' list? Am I some kind of free friend like an Airtel SIM bonus pack?!"
Tanid: "Bro, listen, friendship runs at 4G speed, but by mistake, you got stuck in 2G." š
Me: "Bro, don't be mad, I honestly forgot you were coming because you were sitting somewhere out of sight! We didn't even get any updates from you!"
Ayan: "Oh, you cursed people! Did you expect me to teleport?! You could've at least given me a call! š"
Justin: "Bro, do one thing, just get on a bus and come. We'll arrange a special VIP seat just for you."
Virgil: "And we'll order an extra plate of biryani for you too!" š
Ayan: "Trusting you guys is like leaving food on a bus and expecting to find it untouched when you return!" š¤¦āāļø
We realized Ayan was seriously mad. So, we all planned to go pick him up from the nearest bus stand. But just then, a new problem appeared!
Nature's Call vs. Reality
As we were about to leave to pick up Ayan, Virgil suddenly made a face like he had just seen a ghost from a horror movie.
Me: "What happened? Did you see a ghost or something?"
Virgil: "Broā¦ my stomach is acting up! šØ"
Tanid: "Bro, right now?! š"
Justin: "What are you gonna do now? There's not even a public toilet here! š"
Me: "Good thing there are no girls here, otherwise your dignity would've been ruined."
Virgil: "No pera, I need to find a place somehow! Or else, disaster! š"
We all started searching for a solution. On one hand, we had to go pick up Ayan, and on the other, Virgil had an emergency situation. Suddenly, he spotted a random guy and ran up to himā
Virgil: "Bro, is there a bathroom nearby? It's urgent! Really urgent!"
Random guy: "No bathroom, but there are bushes ahead!" š¤£
Tanid: "That's it! Virgil, we've got a special natural setup just for you!" š¤£
We all burst into laughter while Virgil ran ahead with a tearful face. Meanwhile, Ayan was still yelling on the phoneā
Ayan: "Are you guys coming, or should I just take a bus home on my own?! š¤"
Me: "Bro, give us two minutes! We're just dealing with a natural disaster first!" š¤£
In the end, no matter how much we planned for a 'No Pera' picnic, it seemed like Pera (troubles) just wouldn't leave us alone! š¤¦āāļø
[To be continuedā¦]