"If," just suppose, "if one day someone steps on you and asks you who's your father, what would you do?" The young man gave the most correct answer.
"Yes! I am!" In the midst of his terror, the young man practically blurted out without hesitation.
"What name?"
"Buck!"
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-three."
"Do you have any STDs?"
"Uh..." This question left Buck speechless.
Beside him, Yao Bo leaned in and said, "Brother Yi, that's a pretty tricky question you're asking."
Fang Yi didn't pay him any attention and continued, "Do you want to keep this thing of yours?"
Buck nodded like a pecking chicken.
"Don't want to? I can satisfy you."
A myriad of curses raced through Buck's mind, but before he could speak again, Fang Yi stepped down hard. In an instant, Buck let out a hysterical and exhausted scream that echoed through the entire camp.
