Previously on MILF Mountain…
Kazuya and the gang tried to escape from Mona, the Ultimate Mom.
They failed spectacularly.
They tried summoning the Deadbeat Mom to counter her.
She got bribed by lasagna.
Now… Mona is officially part of the party.
And that means—things are about to get even more ridiculous.
THE MOM EFFECT
Kazuya woke up.
Something was wrong.
The air smelled like pancakes.
The tent was spotless.
The Goose was wearing a tiny apron.
"…Oh no."
He bolted outside.
Bradimus Maximus was sitting at a perfectly set dining table.
Sylvara was begrudgingly sipping orange juice.
Lady Ravynne was getting a shoulder massage.
Mona smiled sweetly.
"Good morning, dear! Breakfast is ready!"
Kazuya froze.
"W-Where did this table come from?"
Mona giggled. "Oh, sweetie, I just whipped something up! It's nothing special."
Kazuya looked at the table.
It was solid mahogany.
Hand-carved.
With intricate dragon engravings.
He looked at the food.
Golden pancakes.
Fluffy scrambled eggs.
A perfectly balanced fruit platter in the shape of the party's faces.
Kazuya whispered. "…Mona is overpowered."
Sylvara gripped his arm.
"Kazuya. This is a trap."
Kazuya gulped. "A trap?"
Sylvara nodded.
"Moms have a secret technique."
Kazuya leaned in. "What is it?"
Sylvara whispered.
"She's making us DEPENDENT."
THE MOM-AFICATION BEGINS
Over the next three days, something terrifying happened.
Mona was unstoppable.
She cleaned their weapons.
She ironed their clothes.
She made the campsite comfier than a five-star hotel.
And worst of all?
She started mom-ing everyone.
Bradimus Maximus (Formerly a Fearless Warrior, Now: A Mama's Boy)
Mona: "Oh, honey, your back must hurt from all that fighting. Here, let me massage it."
Bradimus: "W-Well, I don't usually— oh wow, okay, yeah, that's actually really nice."
Mona: "And your armor is filthy! I'll clean it for you, dear."
Bradimus: "Uh… sure? I mean, if you insist—"
One hour later…
Bradimus's armor shined so brightly it was blinding.
Bradimus: "…I feel reborn."
Mona: "Oh, and I packed you some snacks for later."
Bradimus wept.
Lady Ravynne (Formerly a Mysterious Sorceress, Now: A Cozy Auntie)
Mona: "You poor dear, you must be so stressed. Let me make you some herbal tea."
Lady Ravynne: "Pfft. I don't need—"
Five minutes later…
Lady Ravynne: "…This is the best tea I've ever had."
Mona: "And I made you a weighted blanket!"
Lady Ravynne: "…I'm never leaving this chair."
The Goose (Formerly Chaotic Evil, Now: Well-Dressed)
Mona: "Oh, you poor thing, running around without a scarf! Here, let me knit you one."
One minute later…
The Goose was wearing a red scarf.
It honked softly.
Sylvara: "NO! SHE'S EVEN GOT THE GOOSE!"
THE FINAL RESISTANCE: SYLVARA VS. MONA
Kazuya whispered. "Sylvara. You're the last one. You have to resist."
Sylvara clenched her fists. "I won't let her win."
Mona appeared. "Oh, sweetie, your hair is so messy! Here, let me fix it."
Sylvara: "NO. I REFUSE—"
Mona gently combed Sylvara's hair.
Sylvara froze.
Sylvara: "…This is… actually… kinda nice…"
Mona: "And I made you a little care package! Look, fresh cookies and some potions."
Sylvara stared.
Her hands trembled.
The cookies smelled like heaven.
Kazuya held his breath.
Sylvara reached out…
AND TOOK THE COOKIES.
Kazuya: "NOOO! WE LOST HER!"
Sylvara, chewing: "Shut up. These are amazing."
Mona clapped her hands. "Oh, I'm so happy everyone's comfortable! Now, let's get going on our adventure, dears!"
Kazuya collapsed.
"It's over. We've been… mom-pilled."
AND SO… THE JOURNEY CONTINUES
And thus, the party of heroes became a party of well-fed, well-dressed, emotionally-supported warriors.
But deep inside… Kazuya knew.
This wasn't the end.
It was just the beginning.
Because if one mom was this powerful…
What other moms lurked in the shadows?
And worse…
What if Mona found them a stepmom?
TO BE CONTINUED…