May 19th, 2009
After releasing the band's second album, I decided to have a break and check out how things were going in the multiverse.
Unfortunately, the earth of universe 2100 had some trouble. An evil corporation known as Ubelcorp had been creating robots and biological weapons and had been trying to take over the world.
"Bill," said Lilith, "is something wrong?"
"Not yet," I said, "I'm going to check out the situation in universe 2100, there's trouble."
"Do you need backup?"
"Sure, but only you. The band is tired and wants to take a break. So you are the only one who can come with me."
"Ok, I'll get ready."
"Good. Meet me on the roof in 15 minutes."
"Got it."
Lilith left and got changed.
15 minutes later...
"Ok," said Lilith, "i'm ready."
Lilith was dressed in her green battle armor and I was dressed in my red and black gi with red war paint on my face.
"Let's go."
I teleported us to the planet earth of universe 2100.
We were in a city.
"Ok," I said, "I'm not seeing anyone."
"Neither am I."
"Let's go check the news station."
I teleported us to the news station.
When we arrived, the building was on fire.
"Shit," I said, "looks like we're too late."
"It's never too late."
Lilith used her power to create a bubble of water around her and she began putting out the fire.
I went inside the building and found the source of the fire.
Robots were setting the place ablaze.
"Stop!" I yelled.
The robots turned around and stared at me.
"Get out of here!"
Over a hundred robots charged at me.
"Erase!"
I used my power to disintegrate all the robots.
"Whew," I said, "that was close."
"You're telling me," said Lilith, "there was an entire army of those robots."
Suddenly a dozen silver balls flew overhead, there must have been thousands of them.
"What the hell is that?"
"Looks like a swarm of some kind," said Lilith, "but why?"
Lilith snapped her fingers and all of the balls fell to the ground.
"There, that should do it."
I grabbed a ball and looked at it.
"It's a drone of some kind."
As I stared by the ball, I used by god power to read its circuits and data.
"These drones were created to spread a virus that would destroy all life on the planet," I said, "we have to find the creator."
"Right," said Lilith, "maybe these people have a lead."
"Ubelcorp has tons of factories and bases," I said, "we won't know where to look."
"Then let's go ask these people," said Lilith, "they should have some information."
We went into the building and spoke with the workers.
"Excuse me," said Lilith, "do you know anything about a company called Ubelcorp?"
"Yes," said one of the workers, "they are a company that manufactures weapons and robots."
"Do you know where they are located?"
"Yes, but the government has kept it a secret. They say that the company is involved in illegal activities."
"Well," said Lilith, "they would be right. This company is responsible for a lot of damage and the deaths of many people."
"That's terrible," said another worker, "those people need to be punished."
"That's what we're here to do," I said, "where is the location of this company?"
"Well I heard that their headquarters is somewhere in Europe. But I don't know exactly where. Sorry."
"It's alright," I said, "at least we have a lead."
"What about all these drones?"
"Destroy them."
"Erase!"
I destroyed the drones and left the workers.
"I hope that was enough."
"It was," I said, "but now, we need to find the headquarters of Ubelcorp."
"I agree."
"Alright," I said, "let's get going."
We teleported to France, it seemed like a good place to start.
When we got there, we asked some people about the location of the Ubelcorp headquarters.
"Ubelcorp?" Asked one man, "why would you want to go there?"
"We have business with the company," I said, "can you tell us where the headquarters is?"
"Well there are a few bases. One in Paris; One in Rome; and one in London. But the biggest base is in Moscow."
"Thanks," I said, "now we know where to go."
"Are you sure?" Asked the man, "those places are dangerous. Many people have died."
"Don't worry," I said, "we'll be careful."
"If you say so."
We teleported to the Ubelcorp headquarters in Moscow.
"Wow," said Lilith, "this place is huge."
"No kidding," I said, "there are robots everywhere."
"They are probably on high alert because of what happened at the news station."
"Yeah, but that won't stop us."
"True, let's get moving."
We moved through the base, taking out the robots as we went.
The Robots came in groups of thousands but they were no match for the erase technique.
After a few hours, we finally reached the main control room.
"This must be the main control center," said Lilith.
"Looks like it," I said, "now let's see who's in charge."
I used my god power to scan the computers and data files.
"Ah ha," I said, "the man in charge is named Devon Ubel. He is a ruthless businessman who cares nothing for life or the environment. He only cares about profit and power."
"Well," said Lilith, "I think it's time to have a little chat with Mr. Uber."
"Yes, it is," I said, "but first, we need to disable the self-destruct sequence."
"What self-destruct sequence?"
"There is a self-destruct sequence built into the computers," I said, "it was meant to be used as a last resort, but now it can be used to destroy the base."
"That's perfect," said Lilith, "now, how do we disable it?"
"Easy," I said, "all we have to do is enter the code."
"What is the code?"
"4-2-0-8-9-6-3-7-5-1-3-2."
"Got it."
"Good," I said, "now let's go find Uber."
"Alright, Bill, but remember, he's mine."
"Deal."
We left the control room and headed down the hallway.
After a few minutes, we reached the main office.
Hundreds of drones attacked us, shooting us with lasers and stabbing us with little drill bits.
The lasers and drill bits could not penetrate our bodies.
I disintegrated the drones with one huge fierce bomb and we entered the office.
Inside, we saw a man sitting at a desk.
"Devon Ubel," I said, "you're under arrest."
Uber just smiled at us as his eyes glowed a bright red color.
"I'm afraid not," he said, "It's over when I say it is. I have demonic ki and nothing will stop me. Ha ha ha ha!"
Ubel laughed.
Lilith raised her hand at Uber.
"Erase!"
Ubel was erased in a blinding white light, but seconds later, he reappeared.
"What?" Said Lilith.
"Did you really think your stupid technique could kill me?" Laughed Uber.
"How did he survive my attack?"
"He has a regenerative ability," I said, "he must be using it to restore himself. That's definitely a feature of Demonic Ki."
"You're fighting a losing battle" Ubel mocked, "I can manipulate reality. Your attacks are useless."
"So can we." I said as I made a small bottle in my hand, "Inprisonment technique!"
A beam of light shined from out of the bottle and surrounded Ubel.
"What? How is this possible? Who are you?"
"The name is Bill. And the lady is Lilith."
"Lilith? Bill?" Said Ubel, "wait, you're not the champion of the multiverse. But Lilith he is your enemy."
"Not anymore," said Lilith, "we are now on the same side. Now, be quiet."
"No!"
Ubel disappeared and reappeared inside of the bottle as I screwed a cap on it.
"Time for bed Ubel."
While in the bottle, Ubel would be asleep until we released him.
"Good work, Bill." Said Lilith, "but now, let's leave this place.
"Sounds good," I said, "hold on tight."
I teleported us to the other end of the base and then we began to walk out.
After traveling to each base and destroying it, we went back to universe prime.
All that was left was to find out what to do with the bottle, and to find out how to permanently get rid of Uber.