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Beast Senior: "Brothers, what should I do if I've got carbon monoxide poisoning?! Waiting online, kinda urgent! (Terrified)"
Shark East and West: "???"
Gou Shi: "What the hell, you better get to a hospital! Why would you ask something like this here????"
One Mouthful of Chemical Pool: "Front row selling wreaths! Don't miss out while passing by!"
Beast Senior: "It's not me! It's an NPC... (Awkward)"
Hu Wan: "My finger dialing 911 instinctively froze. (Sweating)"
Minotaur Warrior: "Hah, I knew it."
Pig-headed Knight: "Contact addiction treatment services, this guy's beyond saving."
Beast Senior: "Don't be like that! I think it can still be saved, I mean, we can't just let it die like this, right?! QAQ"
Little Wan Can't Eat Enough: "How about trying to contact Lord Demon King? I mean, at least it wouldn't go to waste... what I mean is, he seems capable of turning the dead into corpse ghosts."
Shark East and West: "Holy crap, brilliant!"