(..Flashback..)
Ralph puts her on proper stance so as to see her face clearly and to his surprise.....
Ralph: Aw hell nah!
Girl: Taada!!
Ralph: You gotta be kidding me, Megan
Megan: Surprise! Whom else did you think was looking for you?
Ralph: I dunno buh I thought maybe finally I'd see my first girlfriend
Megan: Aww this is becoming emotional
Ralph: (Silent)
Megan: Uh...okay I'm just gonna go get drunk
Megan kisses Ralph on his cheek and leaves his presence. Ralph walks around and finds Kurt and Miles sit together playing chess.
Ralph: Seriously? All this whole y'all been sitting here playing chess?
Miles: Yea? Whatchu want us to be doing?
Ralph: C'mon it's a party, go have fun with girls just like Troy over there
(He says while pointing at Troy, whom girls are sitting on his laps and around him)
Kurt: Hang on a sec, how bout you Ralph? I haven't seen you with any girl ever since we came here and as far as I've heard, no girl wants to get close cuz you look like you can blam-blam!
Ralph admits his guilt and suggests the boys come together and roll home. The boys agree and Miles goes to get Troy
Miles: Troy! Get over here
Troy: Whatchu want? I got company, Scorpion
Miles: Now!
Troy: Or what? You're gonna use your Mortal Kombat combo on me? Okay fine twin bro!
Miles: Excuse me?
Troy: You heard me. Matter of fact, Jimmy Uso usually listens and responds to Jey buh don't get surprised just in case a superkick comes outta nowhere
Students surround them saying "Uso! Uso! Uso!" encouraging them to fight
"I call that an internal conflict" says Mutha Forker
"Y'all two stop! Les go" Cody shuts the operation down as the Hardons come with him. They all come together and leave the party
(Present day)
It's a new school year, Ralph, now in 10th grade wakes up and hits 24k Magic by Bruno Mars. He dresses up and slopes down to the living room
Ralph: Mom how do I look?
Mom: Terrible!....No I'm just kidding you look amazing sweetie
Ralph: Phew thanks. Sup Rosie (He hollas at Rosalia). What's in for breakfast Mom?
Mom: A Tiffany's waffle sandwich
Ralph: A what?
Mom: Don't worry you're gonna love it
Griffins, their British neighbor barges in and says "Did I heah somba-e say sandwich? It's hard innit?"
"Oh no" Ralph complains
Tiffany: Oh c'mon in Griffins and join us
Ralph: Why's he always here when mom cooks breakfast and not Rosalia? You invite him right?
Tiffany: He's a good neighbor, son
Ralph: Hmmm
Tiffany serves everyone and Ralph takes a bite while steadily staring at Griffins.
"Boy!!!" Ralph trembles and his sandwich falls off as his taxi driver shouts from outside
"I gat eleven minutes to make it to the court and at the count of two, you aren't out you're footing to school" Taxi man says
"Buh breakfa...." Ralph says
"One!" Taxi driver counts
Ralph looks at his mom
"Don't look at me I'm not driving to Ricky Tucker's " Tiffany says
"I will" Griffins says
"Um...how bout I just miss breakfast and go with my taxi dude, bye" Ralph cleanly dodges a ride with Griffins
(At school)
Loud speaker: Hello young scholars!..Welcome to Ricki Tucker's
"Heyy sup family!" Ralph meets with the boys and they all show the excitement of seeing one another again.
Shortly during their interaction, Isabella Garcia, hotter than ever passes right past them. Ralph can't hold back his eyes from staring at her and of course his legs too from approaching her;
Ralph: Hey hey
Isabella: Hi
Ralph: Been a minute huh.....
Isabella: Exactly...how you been?
Ralph: Uh...good, how bout ya
Isabella: Fair enough
Ralph: Was actually thinking if you won't be taken up later on maybe we can hang out?
Isabella: Oh my God I'll be there (blushes)
Ralph: Alright later then
Isabella: Bye (leaves)
Kurt: One minute in new school year and he's already making appointments with girls.
Cody: Damn! Casanova
Ralph: (Grins sarcastically)
Troy: Dunno about you(Ralph) but she looks way outta your league
Ralph: You mean I'm way outta her league?
Sean: y'all shurrup teacher is in
Miles: Oh since when did you start talking about teachers and not girls?(Asks Sean)
"Silence Miles Hardon! I'm not happy with y'all brats. What kind of scores are these!? Plonkers like you makes this job harder for me. I need your parents' contacts" Angered Mr. Vickers exclaims upon students' poor performance in the previous test.
Upon calling Jessa Wild's name, she gets 84% and screams angrily for missing the sixteen marks.
"The heck is wrong with girls? Screaming that loud only cuz of missing a tiny fraction of marks" Cody exclaims
"Troy idiot Hardon" Mr. Vickers calls out his name and he gets 30%.
"Wooo!" Troy, happier than everyone in the room celebrates using WWE's Ric Flair slogan.
"Raphael Kleinheiser" Mr. Vickers calls out and the boys wonder why there is no idiot in between his names just like Troy. To their surprise, he gets 89% edging right past the smart Chen Ju who has 88%.
"Eighty freakin' nine!? Better than Chen Ju? Aaaaarrghh grrrhh call me El Tigriño" Ralph roars.
The rest of the boys having got unpresentable marks, choose to hide their test scores.
Ralph approaches Miles;
Ralph: Dude see that Isabella girl over there? I think I like her
Miles: And do I look like the dude you're supposed to tell this to?
Ralph: C'mon I'm serious what d'you think I should do
Miles: I'm not so experienced but I think you should ask her out...I mean she's pretty innit?
Ralph: I mean should I.....perhaps send you to her to work things out or.....
Miles: Hell no you go
Ralph: Alright perfect
He then surprising and confidently goes and asks Isabella out. She freaks out and runs away.