"Holy moly, they really are...going at it. Little Bai Xuan, as a woman, how can you let your man do the deed without you at times like these?"
Huo Beichen cleared his throat with an air of seriousness and said with a straight face, "With his condition, he can't even stand steady, let alone go for three rounds—I bet even a single round would send him straight to heaven!"
Bai Xuan: "..."
Is it that serious?
Bai Xuan admitted she was frightened by Huo Beichen's words, the situation seemed grave. Her previously rosy cheeks suddenly turned deathly pale, "I..."
"When did you become a neighborhood committee auntie, worrying about whether a young couple is rolling in the sheets or not?"
Nangong Ming gave him a cold look, then leaned on Bai Xuan, standing with some difficulty, yet retorted unapologetically, "Is it because Ye Nuanxi's in no shape for it right now, and you can't do it even if you wanted to, that you're green with envy when you see others can?"
Huo Beichen: "..."
