"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, enough about that, and let's...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. But suddenly, someone then proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"
"Who the heck are you? And you seriously think that those pistols of yours are going to give you some sort of edge in what is to await you and Revy in the events to come?…*A girl with long light blue hair, light blue eyes, and is also currently wearing an all too familiar looking gold and dark blue battle outfit proceeds to come in to the frame of shot and then speak up. Which they also proceed to say while holding a very heavy looking sword in their left hand*"
"And who are you supposed to be exactly? And by the way, the renaissance fair called, they want their larping armor back…*I proceed to say this, while giving off a very evil and devilish looking smirk*"
"Well Catherine it's funny you should mention that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...And on the subject of one Catherine 'Cat' Lee viewers, she is after all, another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to attempt to try and start the chapter. Only for me to sort of throw a wrench into that*"
"What do you mean I am another version of you?! I look nothing like you! Alright, you've officially become extremely annoying! So if I were you, I would start explaining things a bit more clearly. Unless you want to end up with bullet holes!...*I proceed to say this, while reaching for one of my currently holstered and modified Beretta 9Ms. To which I then proceed to quickly remove it from its holster, and then proceed to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"
"Well Catherine, you clearly do take after your sister Revy, there is definitely no doubt about that. But I think that you will find Catherine, that your bullets won't be able to land a scratch on me. So then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for me to once again proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"
"Shut up, you're not making any sense! So I am supposed to believe that you possess some form of magic?! Well then, why don't we test that theory of yours, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while then proceeding to immediately pull the trigger on my modified Beretta 9M. Which after a brief muzzle flash from my Beretta's barrel, a single bullet proceeds to quickly exit the barrel. And then proceeds to quickly make its way towards Angel Bluebell*"
"Okay Catherine, I guess that you were going to have to learn eventually. And for the record viewers? Catherine should be lucky that I'm damn near bulletproof. Which by the way viewers, is in fact a reference to She-Hulk, from one of her original comics...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. And sure enough, as soon as the bullet from Catherine's Beretta hits Angel Bluebells gold chest plate. The bullet proceeds to instantly shatter into several tiny pieces of shrapnel, and then disintegrate*...Now then Catherine, is that more then enough proof for you?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to me, only to be met by a currently very dumbfounded expression that is currently on my face*...Good, you seem to be a believer now...Now then viewers, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"
Date: November 2, 1995
Okay, so things regarding me, Revy, Rock, Benny, Dutch, and our supposed getaway from the Yellow Flag to the Lagoon Company torpedo boat. Well, they had sort of gotten a bit off the rails so too speak.
And as for why this was the case? Well, as we had been driving down the road at a very fast speed. None of us were able to see a quickly onrushing wave of bright white light coming towards us and the car, until it slammed into us, and then proceeded to blind all of us temporarily.
And the weird thing was, that once the light had then proceeded to quickly die down. And the car wound up swerving quite badly, with the tires squealing quite loudly. The car then proceeded to come to a screeching stop. As the front end of the car proceeded to emit quite a bit of steam from beneath the hood. Which indicated that the engine had seized.
But as for where we had all ended up? Well you see, about that...
"Why hello there, how nice of you all to join our little gathering," An evil sounding chorus of female voices proceeded to call out from just in front of the car in stereo.
And upon me then proceeding to quickly glance upwards, my blue eyes then happened upon what appeared to be a young looking girl. Who had long black hair, and was wearing a multi colored dress. And more interestingly, she was currently wielding two ancient looking flintlock pistols.
But, that wasn't the only strange and bizarre thing about this girl. What was also very strange, was that this girl, was only one of several dozen of her. Which indicated that this girl had the ability to duplicate herself into several clones.
And then...
"Now then, shall we see just how much heavier magic is compared to bullets!" The girl and her clones proceeded to speak up with.
And then...
"Fourth Bullet: Dalet!" The multiple girls wound up all exclaiming together in unison. Which as the respective large and very strange looking Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then raised one of their respective flintlock pistols. This caused the minute and hour hands of each of their respective large Victorian clock faces, to spin until the hour hand landed on the IV, or the roman numeral for four. And the minute hand, wound up landing once again on XII, or the roman numeral for twelve.
And this was then once again followed, by the multiple girls, to also proceed to put each of their respective and currently raised flintlock pistols to the temple on each of their respective heads.
Which was then followed after they had all shot themselves in the temple, by the all too familiar appeared of red colored magical energy, then proceeding to flow out from the IV roman numeral on each of the girls respective large Victorian clock faces. They all then, once again proceeded to point each of their respective now reloaded single flintlock pistols at me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.
And, with each of the flintlock pistols flintlock mechanisms once again then proceeding to emit a spark. This then caused each of the now newly loaded bullets, to exit the chambers of each of the Kurumi clones barrels of their respective single loaded flintlock pistols.
But, just like before as each of these multiple flintlock pistol bullets proceeded to quickly whizz through the air towards us, while leaving somewhat noticeable sound waves behind each of them as they proceeded to do so. They simply wound up slamming into the car, and pretty much impact the car all over the frame, doors, the hood, and pretty much the entire surface of the car.
"Okay viewers, well I think that that is more then enough of this current chapter for now...Angel Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also, let me now proudly announce, the successful merging of 'Of Arms And Ammunition,' into these current three fanfics!...Yes viewers, you did in fact read that part right...Black Lagoon, is now a part of these three fanfics...You know viewers, to help cater to a bit of an older audience?...But anyway viewers, things are about to get quite a bit crazy...So if I were you viewers, then I would be on the lookout for the next chapter!...So viewers, with this now very much still fresh on all of your minds, we all look forward to seeing you there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"