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Chapter 185 - Chapter 185: Maid To Hunt, And Maid To Kill!: Enter Rosarita 'Roberta' Cisneros, The Bloodhound of Florencia! (Part 2)

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter, a recap is in order...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: Present Day, As It Is A Fourth Wall Break

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*Catherine proceeds to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of her hands*...Now then, enough about that, and let's...*Catherine proceeds to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of her hands. But suddenly, someone then proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"

"Who the heck are you? And you seriously think that those pistols of yours are going to give you some sort of edge in what is to await you and Revy in the events to come?…*Angel Bluebell proceeds to come in to the frame of shot and then speak up*"

"And who are you supposed to be exactly? And by the way, the renaissance fair called, they want their larping armor back…*Catherine proceeds to say this, while giving off a very evil and devilish looking smirk*"

"Well Catherine it's funny you should mention that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...And on the subject of one Catherine 'Cat' Lee viewers, she is after all, another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to attempt to try and start the chapter. Only for Catherine to sort of throw a wrench into that*

"What do you mean I am another version of you?! I look nothing like you! Alright, you've officially become extremely annoying! So if I were you, I would start explaining things a bit more clearly. Unless you want to end up with bullet holes!...*Catherine proceeds to say this, while reaching for one of her currently holstered and modified Beretta 9Ms. To which she then proceeds to quickly remove it from its holster, and then proceed to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"

"Well Catherine, you clearly do take after your sister Revy, there is definitely no doubt about that. But I think that you will find Catherine, that your bullets won't be able to land a scratch on me. So then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for Catherine to once again proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"

"Shut up, you're not making any sense! So I am supposed to believe that you possess some form of magic?! Well then, why don't we test that theory of yours, hmm?...*Catherine proceeds to say this, while then proceeding to immediately pull the trigger on her modified Beretta 9M. Which after a brief muzzle flash from her Beretta's barrel, a single bullet proceeds to quickly exit the barrel. And then proceeds to quickly make its way towards Angel Bluebell.*

"Okay Catherine, I guess that you were going to have to learn eventually. And for the record viewers? Catherine should be lucky that I'm damn near bulletproof. Which by the way viewers, is in fact a reference to She-Hulk, from one of her original comics...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. And sure enough, as soon as the bullet from Catherine's Beretta hits Angel Bluebells gold chest plate. The bullet proceeds to instantly shatter into several tiny pieces of shrapnel, and then disintegrate*...Now then Catherine, is that more then enough proof for you?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to Catherine, only to be met by a currently very dumbfounded expression that is currently on her face*...Good, you seem to be a believer now...Now then viewers, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Date: November 2, 1995

Okay, so things regarding Catherine, Revy, Rock, Benny, Dutch, and our supposed getaway from the Yellow Flag to the Lagoon Company torpedo boat. Well, they had sort of gotten a bit off the rails so too speak.

And as for why this was the case? Well, as we had been driving down the road at a very fast speed. None of us were able to see a quickly onrushing wave of bright white light coming towards us and the car, until it slammed into us, and then proceeded to blind all of us temporarily.

And the weird thing was, that once the light had then proceeded to quickly die down. And the car wound up swerving quite badly, with the tires squealing quite loudly. The car then proceeded to come to a screeching stop. As the front end of the car proceeded to emit quite a bit of steam from beneath the hood. Which indicated that the engine had seized.

But as for where we had all ended up? Well you see, about that...

"Why hello there, how nice of you all to join our little gathering," An evil sounding chorus of female voices proceeded to call out from just in front of the car in stereo.

And upon Catherine then proceeding to quickly glance upwards, her blue eyes then happened upon what appeared to be a young looking girl. Who had long black hair, and was wearing a multi colored dress. And more interestingly, she was currently wielding two ancient looking flintlock pistols.

But, that wasn't the only strange and bizarre thing about this girl. What was also very strange, was that this girl, was only one of several dozen of her. Which indicated that this girl had the ability to duplicate herself into several clones.

And then...

"Now then, shall we see just how much heavier magic is compared to bullets!" The girl and her clones proceeded to speak up with.

And then...

"Fourth Bullet: Dalet!" The multiple girls wound up all exclaiming together in unison. Which as the respective large and very strange looking Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then raised one of their respective flintlock pistols. This caused the minute and hour hands of each of their respective large Victorian clock faces, to spin until the hour hand landed on the IV, or the roman numeral for four. And the minute hand, wound up landing once again on XII, or the roman numeral for twelve.

And this was then once again followed, by the multiple girls, to also proceed to put each of their respective and currently raised flintlock pistols to the temple on each of their respective heads.

Which was then followed after they had all shot themselves in the temple, by the all too familiar appeared of red colored magical energy, then proceeding to flow out from the IV roman numeral on each of the girls respective large Victorian clock faces. They all then, once again proceeded to point each of their respective now reloaded single flintlock pistols at Catherine, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.

And, with each of the flintlock pistols flintlock mechanisms once again then proceeding to emit a spark. This then caused each of the now newly loaded bullets, to exit the chambers of each of the Kurumi clones barrels of their respective single loaded flintlock pistols.

But, just like before as each of these multiple flintlock pistol bullets proceeded to quickly whizz through the air towards us, while leaving somewhat noticeable sound waves behind each of them as they proceeded to do so. They simply wound up slamming into the car, and pretty much impact the car all over the frame, doors, the hood, and pretty much the entire surface of the car.

"Okay viewers, well I think that that is more then enough of this current chapter for now...Angel Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also, let me now proudly announce, the successful merging of 'Of Arms And Ammunition,' into these current three fanfics!...Yes viewers, you did in fact read that part right...Black Lagoon, is now a part of these three fanfics...You know viewers, to help cater to a bit of an older audience?...But anyway viewers, things are about to get quite a bit crazy...So if I were you viewers, then I would be on the lookout for the next chapter!...So viewers, with this now very much still fresh on all of your minds, we all look forward to seeing you there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Yes indeed Bluebell...Hello there viewers, Keiko here again...*I proceed to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which I then proceed to bring my attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. I also now proceed to clear my throat, as I then proceed to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And let me also welcome one Catherine 'Cat' Lee, and the rest of Lagoon Company into what is now four separate but merged anime fanfics...I mean after all viewers, you know of the anime Black Lagoon don't you?...But anyway viewers, see you lot in the next chapter...okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also smiling with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.

Date: August 12, 2018

Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand. And as a way for Angel Bluebell to help prepare herself and the rest of our allies for the eventual impending arrival of Balalaika and at least one other of the members of Hotel Moscow...

"Minna, we've got company, prepare yourselves!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to shoutout. Which since she had said her entire statement in Japanese, Balalaika wasn't able to understand what it was that Angel Bluebell had just said.

And sure enough...

"Comrade Sergeant, it would appear as though we have landed somewhere in Japan. Please remind me at some point to get a translator," The still audible voice of Balalaika then proceeded to speak up to the male that had most recently spoken to her with. Who was actually named Boris.

"Yes viewers, that is in fact one hundred percent true...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers...yes, Balalaika's Comrade Sergeant as she calls him, is actually named Boris...And no viewers, I don't mean Boris Grishenko from the James Bond movie Goldeneye...Which by the way viewers, I have heard that the James Bond video game of the same name is quite the iconic one...Mind you, if you play as Oddjob, or you have at any point played as Oddjob in that game, then you're a complete and utter cheater...I mean after all viewers, the creator of the Goldeneye video game themselves even said that playing as Oddjob is cheating...Mind you, Nightfire is one of the other well known James Bond games...and so is Everything Or Nothing as well...Heck, even Agent Under Fire is a good one as well...You know, the one with Nigel Bloch as the main villain?...But anyway viewers, I think that that is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to interject from just out of the frame of shot. Which like all of the other times that this has happened during Angel Bluebell fourth wall breaks, has now once again caused one of her eyes to now proceed to start visibly twitching again*"

"Hey, so Bluebell?...*I proceed to say to Angel Bluebell just out of the frame of shot. Which as Angel Bluebell proceeds to listen to how I just said my statement to her. Angel Bluebell then realized, that I had said this statement of mine with a bit of fright and fear to my current tone*"

"What is it Keiko, can't you see I'm a little bit busy here? What could you possibly have to say, that would be important enough for you to proceed to interrupt me?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, which she proceeds to say, while one of her eyes, is still currently proceeding to visibly twitch*"

"Excuse me, can you two help me? I seem to have gotten lost. Can either of you please tell me where I am exactly?...*A female who is currently wearing an obvious black and white maid outfit, now proceeds to come into the frame of shot. Which upon Angel Bluebell instantly realizing who she is. Her whole body now proceeds to instantly tense up. And she then proceeds to instinctively get into a battle ready stance, while not letting this girl in the maid outfit notice this*"

"Uh, no mam...can't say that either of us know either...And by the way, that is a very beautiful maid outfit that you're wearing...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while still very much holding her current battle ready stance. And while a look of slight fear, is also now somewhat noticeable on her face*"

And as for me and this current and most recent development...

"So by the way viewers, Keiko here by the way...So if you don't know who this girl is...then let me and Angel Bluebell both introduce you, to one Rosarita Cisneros...or as all of you diehard Black Lagoon anime fans know her more as...Roberta: The Unstoppable Chambermaid...or, as Balalaika knows her more as, The Bloodhound Of Florencia...So yea viewers, you should now pretty much realize exactly why Angel Bluebell is a bit on edge at the current moment...Because as Rock himself once said...She's like a killer robot from the future! And we don't have Schwarzenegger to help us out!...So like I said viewers, Roberta isn't the sort of assassin who you would want to get on her bad side in any sort of way...So let's just break down the current tale of the take at the moment shall we?...So we have Revy, Catherine, Balalaika, and now we have Roberta as well...Do you notice anything significant about these four women?...All four of them are the deadliest women in the Black Lagoon anime...And believe me viewers, when I say, that though none of them can wind up doing any sort of damage to us...that doesn't mean that that factor will wind up changing at some point later on...And what I mean by this viewers, is that magic, can sometimes be combined with things...Which is this case, is firearms, and bullets as well...Yes viewers, for an anime fanfiction first...We're going to be combining arms and ammunition, with the use of magic...Which will be done, in order to increase the damage potential tenfold...So viewers...I think that this is more then enough of a good place to end this current chapter...But don't worry viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?" I proceeded to think to myself.

Which as usual, while I had been thinking this exact same thought. I had also proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight, as well as my attention, slightly and briefly to the left of me, in order to briefly address the viewers. But this time, I didn't proceed to smile with both of my eyes closed, and my head tilted to one side in a cute looking manner.

And this was due in a very large part, that due the sudden appearance of Roberta. And as such, I had proceeded to instead give a fake looking sort of smile. When in reality, I was currently very and quite justifiably afraid.

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