Roses' black eyes made her hard to see while Ryan's blue eyes and Violet's violet eyes were just about visible, Red's red and Harry's green eyes shined brightly in the dark.
"What's going on?" Red asked, a bit sleepily
"A jackass and a gold digger decided to grace us with their presence" Harry sighed
"You think you're tough kid?!" The man shouted
"Says the guy shouting at kids" Red replied
"There are some biker gangs a few streets down if you're willing to take your balls out of the bimbo's handbag and fight someone your own size" Violet said and the kids giggled
"You little brat!" The woman snapped
"Bet you my cock is still bigger than his" Harry grinned and the kids began roaring with laughter
"Let's go" The woman sneered at them before dragging the man away "we'll go back 'home' and sleep on our comfy 'beds'"
"Harry" Red said "What I saw was a pair of idiots, do you concur?"
"I do concur my good man" Harry grinned
"Idiots who deserve to be taught a lesson?" Somehow his red eyes looked hopeful and pleading
"I concur" Harry smiled widely "are me and Red doing this on our own?" He asked the group
"I'm not really up for it today" Ryan said
"Me too" Rose sighed "we're so tired and hungry, do us a favour and get us a burger and chips, oh and remember to make sure it…"
"Has mayonnaise on the burger and ketchup on the chips" The rest of the group finished for her
"We know dear" Red affectionately tapped her on the head, Rose swatted his hand away and stuck her tongue out at him
"I assume the rest of you want the same" Harry said to the group who all nodded "Violet, you coming with us?"
"Next time, I'll walk Rose and Ryan back, Merlin knows they're useless without me" Violet smirked
"Hey" Ryan and Rose objected
"Where we sleeping tonight?" Red asked
"Dunno" Ryan shrugged
"The warehouse is closest" Rose said
"No it's not, the park is closest" Violet pointed out
"Yes but last time we stayed there a dog peed on the tree next to me, it nearly went on my face, I'm not risking that again" Rose crossed her arms
"Fine" Violet shook her head in exasperation "but I'm sleeping on the bed on the second floor"
"I wanted to sleep there" Rose complained
"Don't fight, I will get you an extra bed" Harry promised
"Thank you Harry" Rose made her way over and kissed him on the forehead
"You're welcome"
"Harry Potter" Red said "miracle worker and defender of the peace"
"Red" Harry replied "all around tool and jackass"
"Now that's not very nice"
"It's very accurate though" Violet said
"Now, while banter at my expense is always fun for everyone but me, shouldn't we go and steal from some idiots?"
"Come on" Harry stood up with Red, the two pulled their hoods up and covered their faces with their bandanas and walked out.
"Dumbass spotted" Red pointed at the man who had annoyed them earlier
"Female dumbass also spotted" Harry said as he saw the woman "nice ass too"
"Ha, let's go" The boys laughed and walked in the direction of the couple who were too busy talking to each other. "So Harry, which one do you want?"
"I'd want the woman but I'll steal from the guy" Harry grinned
"You're a pervert, you know that?" Red chuckled "You and me are way too young to think of woman that way"
"I'm just practising for later" Harry replied
"Sure" Red snorted "you'll be a real ladies man when you're older"
"I will" Harry said confidently as he wrapped an arm around Red's shoulder "when you're old and looking after your grandkids, I will be partying with woman half my age. My first wife will be a blonde, I'll also have a brunette and a redhead. And then, when I die, a global tragedy will occur as woman all around the world kill themselves because they know that they'll never get better than me"
"Uh huh, sure" Red said disbelievingly as he pushed Harry's arm off his shoulder
"My dear friend, it sounds like you have no faith in me" Harry said with a fake hurt look
"I know you well enough to know that you'll fall for the first person who takes your interest and be loyal to that person for the rest of your life. And stop it with the fake hurt look, you know that doesn't work on me"
"Fine, I still maintain that whoever I chose will be hotter than whoever you chose"
"Doubt it" Red snorted "now, we're coming up"
"On three?" Harry said as he saw the man's wallet in his pocket
"Yep" Red nodded
"One" Harry said
"Two" Red replied as they both looked at each other and grinned.
"Three!" They said at the same time.
Harry yanked the man's wallet out of his hand while Rose did the same with the girl's handbag, the two bolted away and down a nearby alley.
"HEY!" The man and woman screamed as they ran after them.
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