Women just distract me from watching the Spring Festival Gala!
...
Han Continent.
Someone was smoking on the balcony.
Suddenly someone shouted from below:
"Brother Li?"
"Ol' Wang?"
"Out for a smoke late at night?"
"Yeah, feeling down, had a fight with the wife."
"Tell her to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
"I'm not interested in the Spring Festival Gala."
"That's because you haven't seen Qin Continent's Spring Festival Gala!"
"Ah?"
"Watch Qin Continent's Spring Festival Gala, it's more interesting than smoking here in boredom. Spend time with your kids too, let's all watch the Spring Festival Gala together!"
"Really?"
"Trust me, Qin Continent's Spring Festival Gala is really fantastic!"
...
Yan Continent.
Someone knocked on the bedroom door.
A voice came from inside: "Dad, what is it? I'm playing a game!"
Dad: "Come out and watch the Spring Festival Gala!"
Son: "Is the Spring Festival Gala more fun than games?"
