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The next day, on the Mankanshoku residence at 4 am…..
Ryuko: *snoreee*
Mako: *snoreeee*
both of them were sleeping peacefully. meanwhile varakiel was with sukuyo.
Varakiel: "thank you very much for you help lady sukuyo,"
Sukuyo: It was nothing dear, but are you sure you want to give me this much money?
Varakiel: "please take it as a gift, mako as been a great friend to ryuko despite her attitude"
Sukuyo: Alright then, so i'll just save them in emergency cases, that husband of mine would end up doing something stupid if he finds out we have that much money.
Varakiel: " Alright, leave the breakfast to me , you can do the laundry."
Sukuyo: Of course! you're such a great help, i have been having some time for myself these days too.
Varakiel: " glad to hear that."
Varakiel then…floats to the kitchen.
Sukuyo: It is still weird to see a floating uniform…..but his meals are so good I can't complain~!
*Siren*
Mako: wahhhh!!! we're late, we're late, we're late, we're alte! ryuko-chan hurry up and wake up! hurry up ann get dressed, too, ryuko-chan! what am i gonna do, what am i gonna do!?
Ryuko: calm down, mako, it's 4 AM.
Varakiel: hoi, ryuko-chan, wake up!
Ryuko: huh?
Ryuko walks to where she heard the voice of varakiel.
Varakiel: ah you're already up, c'mon brush your teeth and comb your hair, hurry up.
Ryuko looks at varakiel who had a chef hat….floating where it should be his head…
Ryuko: hoi, are you actually a ghost and not a kamui?
Varakiel: Who knows, hurry up or both of you will be late!
Ryuko: i-i'm on it!
Ryuko then rushes to the bathroom with mako.
Sukuyo: ara, ryuko-chan good morning, varakiel is a big help around the house he helps me clean a lot when you are sleeping.
Ryuko: ah, good morning….wait, varakiel is helping you clean?
Varakiel: "of course, we can't reside on their house for free, right?, so as payment i help her with the meals and cleaning around the house"
mako: oh no wonder the food tasted so amazing!!!
Ryuko:....since when can you cook?
Varakiel: I had a lot of time to practice, your father didn't lock me down in a test tube or something, when you arrived in that basement I was practicing my singing, you know.
Ryuko:...i see.
Varakiel: *sigh* You are a disaster. I told you to comb your hair, come here.
Varakiel then, using his sleeve, grabs a hair comb and brushes Ryuko's hair.
Varakiel: mhm, that's more like it.
Ryuko:.....thank you.
Ryuko looks down at the floor with a big blush on her face.
Mako: ah i never seen ryuko-chan had such a big smile before!
Ryuko: smile?
Ryuko looks at herself in a mirror….
Ryuko:...ahhhh so embarrassing!
Varakiel: (such an adorable girl, don't worry big brother will make sure you have good friends and a good family) alright ryuko-chan are you ready?
Ryuko: ah, yes!
Varakiel then merges with Ryuko and her pajamas are fondled and put on the closet nearby.
*siren*
Mako: OOPS, I forgot to panic! Today's the big day, ryuko!
Ryuko & Varakiel: big day?
ryuko and varakiel looks at each other.
Mataro & Barazo: what!? ryuko, you're on "that day"!?
Mako: let's go ryuko-chan, just move!
Mako then pushes ryuko.
Barazo: Take care you two.
Mataro: good luck!
Sukuyo: Have a good day you two~.
Mako: c'mon! Hurry up!
Ryuko: i-i'm going calm down mak- the hell!?
Mako and Ryuko arrive to a literal sea of students.
Mako: in we go!
Ryuko: hoi wa-
ryuko and mako are pushed by the sea of students…
Varakiel pinches with sharp tentacles anyone that tries to molest both ryuko or mako.
Ryuko: what's with this mass migration?
Mako: there is a day when all of Honnouji academy's No-stars put their entire youth on the line when they go to school. that day has dawned! today is that day! this is no-late day!
Ryuko: ah.
.....
Ryuko: wait "No-late day"? what the heck is that?
*BOOM*
Suddenly several houses from the slums were blown away!
Ryuko: what the…
Mako: woah!
a big vehicle appears from the explosion
Gamagori: HAHAHA! I can see that you are confused, ryuko matoi!
Ryuko: you're that elite four jerk–
Gamagori: disciplinary committee chair and one of Honnouji academy elite four! Ira Gamagoori! allow me to explain! No-Late Day is a school event that comes once a semester, in which the disciplinary committee springs surprises on slacker no-star students to whip them into shape! When the siren goes off in the slums at 4am, no-star students must evade the traps that the disciplinary committee built with all the technology at our disposal and make it to school by the time the first period bell rings at 8:30AM! and in the event that they arrive late, they are expelled on the spot, so good luck, you'll need it AHAHAHAHA!
Ryuko: are you done- ouch why is that?
Ryuko began to ignore gamagori and began to clean her ear with her finger.
Varakiel: don't put your finger into your ear idiot, we can clean it later.
Ryuko: *tsk* leave me alone.
Ryuko slightly blushes and looks at the side.
Gamagori: MATOI!
Ryuko: wha- what do you want!?
Gamagori: I hope your reflexes are ready, even with a kamui a rookie like you will have trouble reaching the school with….
*click*
Gamagori: Behold the disciplinary committee's mighty barrier!
Mako: shocker! look, ryuko! it's like the whole city's been turned into an amusement park! i've never seen anything like this! WAH! and there's only 3 hours to go until our first class, ryuko!
Ryuko: HA! The people at this school sure love to hear themselves talk. all right, fine you're o-
Varakiel: "nope"
Ryuko: huh?
Gamagori: huh?
Mako: huh?
Varakiel: " don't believe don't i know what are you trying to do ryuko-chan"
Ryuko: i-i am not trying anything!
Varakiel: " Did you finish your studies yesterday?"
Ryuko: yes….i did!
Varakiel:....."who was the last shogun of japan?"
Ryuko: that 's easy oda nobunaga!
Varakiel: "gamagori?"
Gamagori:...tokugawa yoshinobu.
Varakiel:..."correct, ryuko-chan you're incorrect"
Ryuko: hmph is just stupid history, it wouldn't help me…
Varakiel:...*sigh* fine we will go through it, but when we arrive you'll study, understood, miss?
Ryuko:...yes sir.
Varakiel: Good, now on you go.
Ryuko: *cof* So like i was saying i'm gonna bust through every last one of the traps you bozos made!
Gamagori: as you wish! students, commence commute! FORWARD, MARCH!
The sea of students then starts to climb up the stairs.
Ryuko and mako start to run up.
Ryuko: mako, don't get separated!
Mako: 'Kay!
Suddenly the stairs become a slide.
Ryuko: a trap right off the bat, huh?
Mako: ryuko-chan i'm falling i'm falling!
Ryuko: up you go!
*ding*
check point
Gamagori was going up into a cabin to the academy
Gamagori: muahahahah! Congratulations on passing the first checkpoint! I neglected to mention that use of the no-star commuter cable cars is prohibited! obey the rules and stick to the prescribed route! and now, gentlemen, until we meet again at school!
Mako: there's another 999 of these to go! That's more than usual!
Ryuko: He's screwing with us. Come on, mako!
*bump*
Ryuko: uh?
???: ow, that hurts so much!
Mako: ah you're maiko ogure!
Ryuko: Are you okay? your arm is hurt!
Maiko: why, it's mankanshoku and you're matoi, the transfer student! Yes, I hurt my arm in that trap just now. But I'll live! i can't give up over something like th-
a tentacle smack maiko ass.
*Smack!*
Maiko: OW!! What was that!? who wa….ah.
maiko was covering her ass with both hands…
Ryuko:...
Mako:.....
Ryuko: let 's go mako.
Mako: yes.
…
Mako: ah ryuko-chan look at that isn't that the 2nd checkpoint up ahead!? how the heck do you get up there!?
Varakiel: You can easily do that right now, remember when i mention that since you opened your heart i will be able to transform easier? That also applies to power, right now you easily can beat a 2-star student with your bare hands.
Ryuko: woah, cool! mako hold tight on me.
*tap*
Mako: Are you doing it ryuko-chan!?
Ryuko: yes, here we go!
Mako: weeeeeee!!
*ding*
scaling a straight line!
*ding*
walking through swinging wood logs!
*ding*
walking across a giant pot of lava!
*ding*
A giant ball rolling down the road! That is also explosive.
*BOOM*
*ding*
a cheese trap.
Mako: cheese, cheese, and more cheese! cheese, cheese,cheese,cheese! ñammmm
Ryuko: mako, look out!
Ryuko pushes Mako away from the trap but she is caught on it instead….
Ryuko: it's a pie! pie!
Varakiel then catches it with a tentacle.
Varakiel: It's not a pie, it's a cake, big difference….
varakiel then puts some on his "mouth"
Varakiel: is also well made too…
Mako: Hey, can I have some of it?
Varakiel: *munch* "go ahead" *munch*
Mako: yay! varakiel-kun i love you!
Varakiel: do you want some ryuko?
Ryuko: sure…
*ding*
jumping over stone pillars that have water infested with crocodiles!
Ryuko: *nom* *gulp* mako what time is it?
Mako: It's 6:30 AM. We are going to make it with remaining time ryuko-chan yay!
Ryuko: We are in the condo district, so it means everything will be even tougher, heh bring it…on? a school bus?
*boom* *boom*
Ryuko: oh it's a minefield!
Mako: ah ryuko-chan it's an armored vehicle used by one-star students! no way, they have it so easy! I wanna ride that! I wanna ride, I wanna ride!
Ryuko:....heh, i have an idea.
Varakiel: when gamagori didn't say anything about stealing sooo, go ahead.
....
Mako: oh, the pain!
mako using the same strategy as maiko throws herself infront of the bus.
Student: damn it, no-star! get out of the road! hurry it—---agk
Ryuko: heh, thanks for the ride. All right, then! all aboard!
*pow* *pow* *pow*pow*
Ryuko beats up the 1 star students inside and throws them out the windows.
Ryuko: alright! Here we go!
*VROOOMM*
Then they pass a mother feeding her baby…and she picks a big ass phone.
Mother: no-star students have hijacked a one-star school bus. they're clearing the traps.
Radio: prevent them from reaching school with extreme prejudice.
Mother: okey-dokey!
Varakiel: *pffffff* hahahahaha! What is this? saving private mako!? hahaha, ryuko go full speed!
Ryuko: huh wh-?
*rat*
*rat-tat-tat-tat-tat* x10000
Varakiel: I guessed they wouldn't allow us to use them but I think this a bit of an exaggeration! you know how expensive bullets for tommy guns are!?
Ryuko: first how the hell you know how expensive bullets are and two what in the hell is this!
*VROOOOM*
...
meanwhile in the academy, Head quarters.
Gamagori: are preparations for the final trap proceeding on schedule? no one is here?
Gamagori notices something going on top of the scale model of the academy.
Gamagori: hm?
...
*rat-tat-tat-tat-tat*
Ryuko: Wow, you gotta hand it to these armored buses!
Varakiel: I wonder if this button.
*click*
suddenly a turret begins to rise up and mako grabs it…
Mako: uh? uh, ohhh…..
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Mako: KYA!!! ryuko-chan, this is totes fun!
Ryuko: hey, mako be careful it's not safe up there!
Mako: This feels good!
Varakiel: Hey eyes on the road!
Ryuko: sorr- RPG!
*click* varakiel click the button again and the turret retracts.
The RPG misses Mako but the turret keeps firing.
Ryuko: woahh!!!
The ceiling separates from the bus now!
Varakiel: just great!
Miko: Gosh, the view's so much clearer now!
Varakiel: Just a little further, and we will be at the checkpoint.
Ryuko: RPGs from both sides!
Varakiel: ryuko punch it!
Ryuko: as you wish!
*VRROOOOOOOOMMMMM*
*BOOOM*
the bus is flying
Mako: weeeeee
Ryuko: wahhhhh!!
Varakiel: hahaha this is fun!
and with a bit of luck Ryuko, mako and varakiel made it to the entrance.
Ryuko: ouch…hey mako, look we did it!
Mako: yay! and we still have an hour to reach our classroom! we have to hurry i don't wanna be late and get expel-
*bang*
Mako: ow… I hit my head in the air…
Mako then falls and grabs the fake wall and tears the paper wall.
Ryuko: what the!?
Varakiel: "hey mako-chan that sound like a pretty bad hit are you okay?, drink this so you feel okay"
Varakiel hands mako a water bottle with healing potion inside.
Mako: *gulp* I feel better now! thank you varakiel-kun!
then the 4 fake walls fall down…
Ryuko: What the hell is going on?
Maiko: hyahahahahah.
Ryuko: the girl from before?
Maiko: moron! This is my ultimate weapon! I set it up on the off chance that this might happen! a fake school! and now…
*smack*
Maiko: AHHHHHH; my ass!, who was it who was the piece of shit th-*GASP*
6 tentacles come out from varakiel.
Ryuko: it seems my friend here as punishment for you
Maiko: b-but what about the school?
Ryuko: We still have 40 minutes. I bet I can reach it in 10 minutes. *crack* *crack*
Ryuko cracks her fists.
*pow* *pow* *pow*
........
Aikuro: eh, ryuko matoi?
Ryuko: *exhale* here.
Mako: *snoreeeee* *snoreeee*
Varakiel: haha that was pretty fun, isnt?
Ryuko: dude your concept of fun is weird….but it was interesting yes.
......