---INTERVIEW – JOEY DUNPHY---
[Joey stands beside the RV, squinting at a blueprint labeled "Phineas & Ferb Innovations: One-Day Wonder." Buddy sniffs a suspiciously high-tech toaster.]
JOEY: Ever meet someone and feel like you've known them… in another dimension? [Pauses] No? Just me? Cool.
RAMBLING PINES CAMPGROUND – SUNSET
The group unloads gear as Zoey claims the RV's lone bed, sprawled like a starfish. The others glare at their tent kits.
JOEY: Don't hate me because I'm innovation's favorite.
LILA (stabbing tent poles): This is medieval. Joey, your RV has self-heating floors but only one bed?
JOEY: It's a prototype. Blame the designers.
MATT (reading the RV's logo): "Phineas & Ferb: Built in a Day™." Wait, is this a real company?
TRAVIS (holding a tent upside down): Are we sure this isn't a parachute?
--- INTERVIEW – ETHAN PARKER ---
ETHAN: Joey's smugness is almost unbearable.
CAMPSITE FIRE PIT – NIGHT
The group grills marshmallows as Joey explains the RV's origins. Phil eavesdrops, fiddling with a "smart" campfire app.
JOEY: They were these… kids. Brothers. Red hair, and green hair with platypus obsession. Said they could build anything in 24 hours.
LILA (skeptical): And you just… trusted them?
JOEY: They had a triple-redundant solar grid and a pet platypus. Seemed legit.
ZOE (from the RV window): Named Perry, right?
JOEY (startled): How'd you—
ZOE: Lucky guess. [Winks]
[Flashback: Joey's blurry memory of two boys singing "Hey Ferb, I Know What We're Gonna Do Today!" while welding the RV.]
JOEY (muttering): Why does this feel like a fever dream?
--- INTERVIEW – PHIL DUNPHY ---
PHIL: I once hired a guy named Klaus to fix my boat. Turned out he was a squirrel. [Nods] People these days.
THE DUNPHY-PRITCHETT CAMPSITE – NIGHT
The family's attempts to "rough it" clash with Joey's RV luxuries. Claire battles a collapsing tent, Jay grumbles about "glamping," and Mitchell accidentally orders a drone strike on Cam's s'more.
CLAIRE (yelling): Phil! Your "raccoon ambiance" app is summoning actual raccoons!
PHIL (panicking): They're early adopters!
GLORIA (to Manny): This is why Colombians sleep in hammocks. [Points to Joey's RV] And why we marry rich!
MANNY (writing poetry): "O techno-beast, thy chrome heart calls…"
[Inside the RV, Zoey demonstrates the voice-activated espresso machine.]
JOEY: PINE-E, triple-shot latte with existential dread.
PINE-E: "Brewing… and same, man."
---INTERVIEW – CAMERON TUCKER---
CAM: Mitchell tried to "bond with nature" by naming a squirrel "Steve Jobs." It stole his phone.
RV ART STUDIO – LATE NIGHT
Joey sketches furiously, trying to recreate a memory: a towering "Treehouse of Tomorrow" with rollercoaster loops. Buddy whines, snapping him back to reality.
JOEY (to Buddy): I know them. Or… I did. [Sighs] Maybe in past life.
ZOE (peeking in): You're muttering about platypuses again.
JOEY: Platypi. And it's nothing.
ZOE (softly): Y'know, my uncle swears he met a time-traveling cowboy. [Shrugs] Stranger things, right?
--- INTERVIEW – LILA CARTER ---
LILA: Joey's either a genius or a Truman Show victim. Jury's out.
FINAL SCENE
The group gathers around the fire, Joey's sketchbook open to the treehouse. Phil plays "Campfire Rock" on a kazoo, and Claire finally masters her tent.
JOEY (staring at the stars): Phineas and Ferb… whoever you are, thanks.
MATT (toasting): To one-day wonders and weird brothers!
TRAVIS (burnt marshmallow aloft): And to not sleeping in a bear den!
[Post-credits: A shadowy platypus waddles past the RV, pauses, and tips its hat. Text overlay: "Agent P: Mission Complete 🎩".]