Abaddon slowly stirred awake when he and everyone else heard the sound of an abrupt shaking of his figure.
When he opened his eyes, he found Valerie straddling him. Her hands were frantically struggling to rip away the rope that bound him in place.
"Val? You're back already?"
"Yup." Valerie nodded as she continued to work at his ropes.
"...What are you doing?"
"I've been away for over 100,000 years. Do you think I'm going to let anything get in between me and a mind-wracking orgasm? You are deeply confused, sir."
"Umm, my love..."
"I don't want to hear it, don't say anything unless you're going to tell me how tight it is."
"V-Val.."
"Okay, you can say my name too."
Valerie froze the ropes binding her husband and then smashed them to pieces, instantly freeing him.
She grabbed two handfuls of his clothing and ripped with all her might.
Abaddon was already beginning to forget why he was resisting in the first place.
"VALERIE!"