[ ...sex! ]
[ We need to deplete the excess energy through human contact, and according to statistics, the most effective way to do so is through the most intimate human contact, sex! ]
???
Ji Yanyu blinked and rubbed his ears, then proceeded on banging his head on the wall.
Ji Yanyu gave a gentle smile and calmly said: "Yes?"
The system was a bit confused but stl considerately repeated, [ Well, you have to have sex to pass the excess energy ]
Ji Yanyu: Haha
"No, why do I have to do it for you? And why do we need to deplete the excess energy? And why does it have to be sex? Aren't there any other way?" Ji Yanyu felt like he is being tricked, he cast a suspicious glance at the yellow ball who shook in guilty conscience.
[ Cough, Host, don't you remember? You absorbed too much energy, have you heard of the phrase, 'Too much can lead to great consequences' ]
[ I tried stopping you Host, but it took some time and we inevitably gathered more energy than we should've.. ]
[ The excess energy was gathered from this world's own energy reserve, if we don't return the unneeded energy, the world might find out your anomaly and potentially endanger Host's life ]
The System patiently explained, it also felt a bit sad, if the Host is find out by this world's consciousness, then even its body of data will be affected.
[ I also want to help Host, but I cannot directly interfere in this world, I cannot suddenly appear without notice, else we'll get caught ]
[ There are also other ways Host.. any exchange of body fluid with any of the main protagonists can work, but the transfer of energy wouldn't be as effective and as fast as when having sex ]
Ji Yanyu was suddenly given a lot of information and his ears twitched, he felt like heard something strange but couldn't address it, he could only sigh depressingly and accept his fate.
He optimistically slapped his cheeks and thought of something, "What kind of system are you?"
Ji Yanyu listed a bunch of system that he knew, the Cannon Fodder System, the Survival System, the Steal the Male Lead System, the White Lotus System...
[ I'm glad you asked Host! I'm an XXX system! I am the system that will make your future life full of bliss and happiness, give you the most wonderful coitus experience, and let you feel what hovering at heaven mean~ ]
Ji Yanyu: ('◉⌓◉')
"...Do you have a magical space that has fertile soil and magical stream?"
[ I don't have Host.. but I have a store full of toys, lubricants, treasures, skills, plug-in, instruments that can give you the best sex experience you've ever felt! ]
"...Do you have food, water, and daily necessities?"
[ Does sleeping pills, aphrodisiac, alcohol, contraceptive, enema count? ]
Ji Yanyu wanted to cry without tears, he never expected his luck to reach rock bottom.
"...Can I refuse?" Ji Yanyu asked with struggle, after all the talk about being the most powerful system, he was left with a sex system??
The system was a bit embarrassed and cautiously replied, after all, it is indeed currently useless, it can only upgrade if the Host works hard. That is, work hard in sex.
[ Well, Host.. that's a bit difficult.. ]
[ Like any other contracts, our contract follow the Earth's regulations, host have to pay the termination fee.. ]
[ Our termination fee is 10,000 points ]
Ji Yanyu suddenly felt a creeping sense of apprehension from the bottom of his heart, "How do we earn points?"
[ ...Sex? ]
Ji Yanyu gave up and raised his white flag, so no matter what path he takes, he'll be forced to entangle with someone. The good news is, he now have a reasonable reason to cough, to do it with men..!!
His sex life is one thing but surviving is another matter, he sat on the floor and rubbed his non-existent beard,
"Tell me, what else can you do?"
System XXX, also known as System 69 is one of the beta system the so-called Lord God had made. Systems according to 69 are bundles of data tasked to go through different worlds and assess its stability.
Once the world becomes unstable, they are responsible for contracting with a specie from that world and return it back to stability.
True to its name, System 69 is a bona fide sex system designed for that activity. But, Ji Yanyu saw some functions that he could make use of.
For example, the physiological aspect of a person. He can use points to improve his fitness and potentially become someone with 8 packed abdominal muscles.
And despite seeing various unneeded instruments in the so-called system shop, there were still some unique gadgets! For example, a whip with the ability to induce electricity, the strong poison that can make anyone immobilized or the range detector that can detect anything in a certain area.
If he selectively ignore some of the products, he could actually make use of the others.
Ji Yanyu's eyes narrowed slyly while poking the yellow ball suggestively, "Say, if you have a shop, that means you also have a way to store it right?"
[ Of course, host! That's the basic function of a system! But it doesn't have that fertile land or magical stream you were talking about, it's simply a separate space with static time.. ]
Ji Yanyu wasn't too disappointed, after all, that's also an advantage, knowing that he have another space at his disposal is reassuring considering the limited capacity of his space ability.
Now that it came to mind, how can he use his ability?
He tried recalling the details but came to a conclusion that the procedure of activation wasn't exactly mentioned, Ji Yanyu can only hope that it won't take him long to know how to do so.
For now, he will make use of System 69's storage box that operates like a digital game. A holographic screen with small box partitions, interestingly, the items he stores segregates on its own and he doesn't need to make the products's sizes a problem.
Similar objects will be stored in one partition, significantly decreasing the utilized storage. That's why, although the system also has limited space, it managed to fit in all the items he bought.
Everything about the system operates through points, and he also has excess energy to remove, from today onwards, he have to embark on having sex with someone decent!
[ Host? Aren't you forgetting something..? ]
Ji Yanyu: ?
[ You can only effectively discharge the excess energy if you have sex with one of the male leads.. ]
Ji Yanyu: !!!
What??