"Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter, General Manager Zhang's moves are getting more impressive by the day, it's just astounding me!"
"Buying so many tickets must have cost a fortune, right?"
"No, no, no, you guys should think about it — how many flights go overseas each day, how many people can fit on each flight, and how many people would Zhang need to charter so many flights?"
"Damn, the more I think about it, the scarier it gets — this isn't something money alone can accomplish!"
"@Hu Bufan, we're not trying to make it hard for you. Just swim back to California, and we won't pursue this matter anymore!"
"Hahaha, traversing half the Earth just like that — why don't you go do another variety show instead? Wouldn't a variety show earn you 800 million? This swim could easily net you 800 billion?"
"That's too harsh, Zhang is going to snatch up all the bamboo shoots on the mountain; the pandas will starve!"
"That's pretty badass, but I like it!"
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