well this should teach you not to get drunk and drive hi my name is Logan Ferra I was hanging out at the pub with my friends and this just so happened to happen
Logan:"yo Paul you go Drive tonight?"
Paul:"yeah will be Logan I'll be the one driving"
Logan:"I just make sure not to crash the car"
and you already know how to this ends blah blah blah Paul ran into the a streetlight and well I'm sitting here in front of somebody's that I can't even distinguish how he looks
Undistinguishable figure:"ahm so are you done breaking the fourth wall?"
Logan:"yeah I'm done so who are you anyways and how did you know I was breaking the fourth wall"
GOD:"well I am the creation god therefore I created the wall that you just broke and I have to fix and this is like the 20th time you've done this"
Logan:"ooh I didn't know there was somebody that actually fixes the fourth wall"
Logan:"well I will probably break it again"
GOD:"you, deadpool and some other people can do this"
GOD:"anyway you know the rules and so do I but for real you have 3 wishes"
Logan:"Did... Did you just rick roll me"
GOD:"..."
Logan:"...you know what let's just forget about this anyway wish number one is to have the ability to change my race at will"
GOD:"alright done but you need to have the knowledge of that race to transform into it"
Logan:"for my second wish I wish for an infinite knowledge"
GOD:"ok that's a wish I am not used to but it's doable"
Logan:"aaahhh sh** that hurts"
GOD:"well that is to be expected you did overload your brain"
Logan:"it feels like I got a hangover"
GOD:"yeah you did overload your brain"
Logan:"yeah yeah whatever anyways I want a system that's mainly focused on the multiverse"
GOD:"you were already going to get that so get something else"
Logan:"ok then I want to start in Naruto as boruto's twin"
GOD:"ok I get starting in the naruto universe but why as boruto's twin?"
Logan:"2 reasons I want to be related to Naruto but I also want to make boruto to a better character so why not make boruto have a brother that he needs to contest with"
GOD:"I guess but I don't think that's going to make him a better character"
Logan:"just trust me it is going to make him way better and way stronger then he is in the Canon storyline"
Logan:"author just hurry this up we all know that the people back there or the readers are getting bored"
(A/N:oh shut up this is just to get words in you know just to get my word count up I'm going to tell them how much it is at the end anyways)
GOD:"are you done? I'm running out of flex tape I need to go buy more"
Logan:"yeah I'm done for this chapter anyway just drop me in"
GOD:"already done making the time line you want to watch it play out as a review for the story"
Logan:"hell yeah I mean back on earth I watched it two times one more won't do any bad"