I jumped off the windowsill and directed my dead strait to the ground, granting me an almost instant death. Or at least that is what I wishes happened.
'How can I still think? Isn't everything supposed to go black after you die? What the fuck is going on?!'
'How am I not dead? What did you do?'
'So you are telling me that I have a ability that I don't even want that will prevent me from achieving my only goal, and it will cost me to have this fucking ability?!'
'Hahahahahhahahahahaha!! This is some of the most fucked up shit I have ever heard. Well sense I can assume that I am being revived right now, just tell me the fucking cost.'
'So I have basically become a vampire?'
'And I assume you have made it so that sunlight won't affect me? And nor will any kind of holy water or silver or that shit?'
'Fuck. That is both cool and fucked up at the same time.'
'Hold up. What if I were to just not drink the blood of another person?'
'Well fuck. So you are basically making me immortal but I have to drink human blood if I want to stay sane?'
'Well fuck. So I can't die because of a curse that I have. Well let's see is there are any kind of curse beakers in this world.'
'I will find a way. Anyways, how long does this reincarnation curse take anyways? It seems to have been a very long time.'
'Fine. What is the first fucking quest.'
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Quest: Feed
You are in a new world with a new body and new powers. However, these powers come with a price.
Drink the blood of one human.
Complete: No
Reward: 10 minute decrease in reincarnation, full assimilation with modified bloodline
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'10 minutes!! Come on. That is nothing in the face of 12 hours. And I need my time to figure out how to get rid of you and this curse.'
And so, I waited a while 12 fucking hours of boredom in the darkness of death and waited for my reincarnation. Surprisingly enough, I was able to sleep in this dark place. It had been a while since I had a good sleep so that was what I did.
...
"Ohh ... fuck. This hurts." I said as I rose from the dead. Surprisingly enough killing your self and than being revived makes the body really sore. It was still night time, some how, so I was safe for a little while.
"Fuck off, you peace of shit."
I rested for a second against the house, letting my sore, healing body fix it's self. I thought over what this fucking system had said.
"Well first I need to find out how much time I have until I go crazy. Hay bastard!"
"Do you have like a timer until I go insane and feed off of some random person?" I asked it. And not to my surprise, I timer showed up. Thankfully, it had a day and some change left in it.
"How long is it when it is re-set?"
<5 days>
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