On the way to the lost forest, the king and the group stopped in a town for a break. I was a desert town with 24-foot walls surrounding the whole thing. The town was about 25 miles long. And the group sat in a bar.
"Man it's hot as hell," Luke said fanning himself.
"You're telling me. I just can't wait till my drink gets here." Stagnum wiped his sweat.
Ishiga and the king were completely fine, as expected the heat wouldn't really bother them.
"Why are you guys just so good at handling the heat!" Musabi yelled at the king and Ishiga.
"I was trained most of my life in flames that were at least 10000times this," Ishiga explained.
"And I'm just built differently." The king said shrugging his shoulders.
"Oh, whatever," Ashly huffed and cross her arms. Then immediately uncrossing them because it was too hot for that shit.
After five minutes the waitress delivers their dranks.
"Oh yeah, here they come!" Stagnum looked like a happy puppy.
"Here are your dranks, so what would you like to eat?" The waitress asked.
While everybody was ordering, the king drinks his liquor so by the time she got to him he can order however many he can handle.
"And for you sir?" The waitress asks the king.
"I want a burger and do you got anything stronger than this? Like what is the 3 strongest you got?" The king rose his empty glass.
"Well, we got Giants waterfall(G.W), Devils blood(D.B), and dragon tears(D.T), as our three strongest but only 1 person has even drunk Giants waterfall and not pass out after. And that the weakest of the 3, With Dragons tears being the strongest." The waitress explained.
"Yeah, can I get like 1 Giants Waterfall for now?" The king was so ready to get loose.
"Um, are you sure? Even the Giants Waterfall can knock out a 6-B beast." The waitress smile but was still worried.
"Yeah, I'm sure-" The king was interrupted by a woman, who looked to be in her late 20's.
"Ha! You think somebody like you can handle Giants Waterfall!?"
The king looked at her...then completely ignored her got back to responding to the waitress.
"Hey don't ignore me!"
The king looked at her again and sighed.
"what?" The king was slightly irritated.
"As I was saying, you think you can handle that drank! Out of everybody who has tried it only I have drunk a full cup!" The lady said, proudly.
"Oh really? Ok, then how about we make a bet then." The king said grinning.
"Interesting! What's the bet?" The lady said.
"If I drank one G.W, one D.B, and one D.T you'll have to pay for all of our meals and if you win, I'll give you some Iracuj weapons." The king explained.
"Did he just bet our weapons?" Ashly asked the group.
"Yep," Luke responded.
"Alright then, you got a bet! By the way, my name is Sandra."
Everybody in a bar was once again looking at the King's group.
When they brought out the dranks everybody gathers around to see this. Just the smell from the dranks was strong enough to fill up the whole room. G.W was a dark blue, D.B was dark red like blood, And D.T was clear, unnaturally. Clear like it didn't belong to this dimension.
"Hey, Tom you don't have to do this. We can find better weapons." Luke said grabbing his shoulders.
The rest of the group agreed.
"...Screw that! I made the bet ain't no way in hell I'm backing down!" The king always won his bets.
"Alright then. I believe in you, Tom!" Whooped Stagnum.
"Is he going to be ok?" Ashly asked.
"Probably not," Musabi responded.
The room went silent. And the air got heavier... Then the king picked up the G.W and down it within 3 seconds.
"Ooh, That on felt good!" The King said preparing himself for the next one.
"Holyshit!"
"He did it like it was nothing!"
Everybody was surprised by the first one but the king wasn't done yet! He picked up the D.B and drank. It took him about 7 seconds for that one. The king was way past the point of tipsy. He was in a groove and his real way of speaking was about to start coming out. The king set the glass down then rubbed his face. And started laughing. Then he took the D.T and rose it up for everybody to see. He took one step back, Then put the drank to his mouth and started drinking.
"Chug! Chug! Chug!" The whole bar started chanting.
15 seconds it was all gone. Everybody went silent as he stumbled backward while trying to walk forward. He moves forward then slams the glass on the table.
"LET'S GOOOO!" The king yelled,
"Hell yeah, he did it!"
"What a god!"
Everybody clapped for him and cheer loud the whole block heard.
"Let's get lit in this biitch! Every drank for the next 10min is on me!" The king was super drunk.
Everybody started drinking way more than it should possibly be healthy.
"Hey, buddy you did good!" Sandra said slapping the king on his back.
"Ay, I been doing this shit every since day one!" The past king was slowly coming out.
"Oh really! You got some experience in dancing!?" Sandra said as the music started coming on.
"I can get down with the get down!" The king handed his jacket to Luke and did a spin and started shuffling his feet.
"Ok, ok, I see you!" Sandra started dancing with him.
The king, pin dropped then came back up into a jerk took a step back, and dipped into a cat daddy! He was hitting that shit for real doe! Oh dang, he making my slang come out.
"Since when can he dance!?" Luke said perplexed.
"I don't know and I don't care I'm going to dance too!" Sang Stagnum.
Stagnum started dancing next to the king.
"Don't worry about what you look like dancing! Just dance to the beat and yall be fine!" The king said vibing with Stagnum.
The king started doing the Cabbage Patch, The Humpty Just running through all the dances the '80s through the 2000s.
The king managed to get everybody in the bar dancing. Stagnum pulled Musabi onto the dance floor and started dancing with her.
"Luke bring your ass!" The king said pointing at Luke.
Luke just shook his head.
The king threw a pretend rope around Luke and started pulling.
"Uh, goddammit!" Luke did a smooth slide to the floor and spun and move his shoulders a little.
"There you go!" The king picked up the pace of how fast he was moving and Luke did the same and started smiling.
The king moonwalked into the middle of what they made the dance floor, and everybody made a circle around him. He started off with a simple shuffle then mixed the 90's running man in. He dragged Luke into the circle and he froze for a minute. The king hit him on the back and Luke just said screw it and started growing, He bounces side to side then smoothly transferred into spinning on his back then to hands.
"That's what I'm talking about Luke!" The king hyped him up along with everybody else.
They party like it was the 80's, 90's, and 2000's. Drank till they felt their heads pound. Danced till they were out of breath. It was just like the club, hot as hell!
The king and his group left the party and started walking through town. The king was white girl wasted and end up taking 3 more shots of D.B before they left. The rest of them were sobber but they full of adrenaline...and a little tipsy.
The king heard some people making beats and walked over to them.
"Yo my name is Tom and you know I'm the bomb," He started terribly rapping. It was super cringy.
"Booo you suck!" Luke yelled.
The king just laughs and they went through the whole city and party like no tomorrow...
The next day...
The king was waking up as the birds chirped. And the light came through the windows. The bed he laid in was really soft. The king turned his head to the left and seen the girl he had met at the bar Sandra then looked to his right and saw another girl that looked like it could be Sandra's sister. About 22 years old. Then looked and realized that a woman was laying on top of him. She looked like it could be their mother...I think you know what I'm getting at. This man went crazy last night! He was clapping cheeks left and right! ...Sorry.
"Good morning handsome," Sandra said waking up.
"Hey, Sandra." The king gave her a forced grin.
"I'm surprised you remember my name after how much you drank last night," Sandra said rubbing the king's chest.
"Um yeah about that...who are these 2." The king pointed at the 2 stranger girls.
"The one on top of you is my mom and the other one is my sister." When Sandra said that, the 2 girls started waking up.
"Goodmorning you guys." The little sister said.
"Goodmorning." The mom said... What the hell was this situation.
"Um...Good morning." The king said not really knowing what to do. They all didn't look a day over 30 and they all had tan smooth skin.
"Where's my group at?" The king asked.
"They went and fell asleep at an inn and me and you were grabbing all over each other so we came back to my place," Sandra Explained while she erotically rubbed the king's chest.
"Oh damn... I know your name Sandra, But what are your 2 names?"
"I'm Satra, the youngest of the family." (But still legal.)
"And I'm Senjri."
When the king heard that he stopped.
"Senjri Is her name But isn't that name only given to the queen of Senjri...oh shit." The king tried to play it cool as he figures this out in his head.
The king got out of the bed and put on his underwear.
Then a man from the closest stepped out.
"That was fun to watch! You really got an elephant trunk down there!" The man cheered.
"Who da fuck are you!?" The king was not feeling this shit anymore.
"Toby I told you to stop watching when we do something! Sorry for my son." Senjri said.
"Your son..." alright, get the hell out of here King.
"Um, what Inn is my group in?" The king was trying to act casual.
"What are you about to leave!? But you can't! That's the best I've felt in years!" Senjri was starting to act a little crazy.
"That's cool and all but like I really can't stay I really got to go." The king was slowly back to the door of the big room.
"So is it because that group of yours, you're trying to leave us, my love!" They all got crazy eyes and looked at the king.
"Oh shit."
The bother blocked the door. This family is on some weird shit bro, King you got to get out of there!
The king only saw one way out! He ran and jumped out the window and landed on the roof! The palace itself was as big as the town.
"Alert all the guards and tell them to bring his group to me! And capture Tom as well." Senjri told Toby.
"YOU CAN"T RUN FROM ME MY LOVE!" Senjri yelled to the king as he ran away.
"How did a one-night stand turn into me trying to escape a crazy queen!" The king jumped off the roof and hid behind a pillar as guards began looking for him.
"Shit just got to hope that the group will be ok." The king said to himself.
Meanwhile at the Inn...
Everybody was starting to wake up and getting dressed. Stagnum has the infinite backpack.
"I can't believe he let himself get drunk to the point where he ditches us!" Luke was already angry.
"He was pretty drunk you can't blame him too much," Stagnum responded.
"Yeah, and whose fault is that! Now we got to go find him." Luke buttons up his shirt.
"Sounds like you're just worried about him," Musabi teased as she came out of the bathroom.
"Whether I'm worried about him or not doesn't matter. I got dragged on this trip and I damn sure don't intend to stop halfway through it!" A spark of determination lit in Luke's eyes.
"I'm with you on that one!" Stagnum burst.
"Alright, I'm ready to go," Ashly said tossing her hair behind her shoulders.
"I'm ready as well so that's all of us. Let's do this then." Musabi yawned as she opens the door. And she saw a guard standing there. But he wasn't the only one. They were 30 deep.
"We are here from the queen's castle! We were sent here to bring you to the queen. If you refuse we will have to use force!"
"Um...No speaka English?" Musabi hesitated. Then the guard pulled out his sword! Musabi Slam the door and everybody ran and jumped out the window.
And landed on a roof and started running.
"What the hell did Tom do!?" Luke wonders to himself.
Guards started chasing them on the roof.
"Stop running!" The guards yelled.
"Alright everybody heads to the castle! That's most likely where Tom is!" Luke yelled hopping from one roof to another.
"Right!"
They all sped up as the guards started shooting fire at them.
"Wait for a minute. Fire...Where the hell is Ishiga?" Musabi asked.
"She's probably with Tom!" Ashly responded.
Meanwhile at the castle...
"Ishiga is here too I can feel it. Just need to find her." The king was hiding in a bush.
The king saw one guard walking past him. The king jumped out and pulled him into the bush before anybody could notice and knocked him out and left his clothing there and took the guards. Then came out of the bush and started looking for Ishiga.
"I feel her this way."
The king ran inside the castle and up some stairs. When he reaches the top of the stairs 2 guards were standing there.
"What are you doing up here?" One of the guards asked.
"I was asked by the queen to bring the weapon of that man that was brought here last night." The king thankfully had a good excuse.
"Oh really? Go right ahead then." The two guards stepped out of the way.
The king ran past them into a room with lots of weapons. And found Ishiga on a wall. The king picked her up and turned her back to normal. When she was back to normal she was asleep.
"Ishiga wake up." The king whispered as he shook her awake.
"Hmm, where are we?" Ishiga sluggishly rubs her eyes and stands.
"We are in a crazy bitch's castle and we really need to get the hell out of here." The king explains.
"That's all I need to hear," Ishiga regained her energy.
"Alright, I'm gonna turn you back into a sword so we can sneak past these guards."
Ishiga nodded and went back into sword form
The king walked out of the room and walked right past the guards again and as he was going down the stairs, coming up the stairs was Sandra. The king took one for the team and waited...then fell down the stairs on purpose! All the way to the bottom. And she couldn't even see his face because of it.
"Hey, are you ok!" Sandra yelled from the top of the stairs.
The king didn't talk he just put his thumb up and ran.
"Holy shit that was close." The king ran back outside and back into the bush and started changing his clothes.
"We did it-" Ishiga was interrupted by a loud voice coming through an Iracuj power speaker.
"MY LOVE! WE HAVE YOUR GROUP AND IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO BE KILLED YOU'LL COME BACK RIGHT NOW!!"
"Shit! That was the queen! How the hell did she get them so fast!?"
"What should we do?" Ishiga asked.
"The only thing we can do to save them. I have to go back to her room. Hey, turn back into a sword for me." The king said.
"Alright."
The king came out of the bush and started making his way to her room. When he walked back into the castle guards instantly surrounded him with weapons pointed at him but the king was unfazed.
The king was brought to the queen's room and all family he had previously met was there. Along with his group.
"This is the 2nd time you guys got captured." The king said walking next to them.
"We came here to get you!" Luke yelled.
"Thank you for that but I had everything under control. Have a little more trust in me."
"Shut up!" Senjri yelled.
There were guards surrounding the group with spears and swords at their throats. Gaurd's outside as well.
"My love...Why did you run away? was it something I said? Was it Toby?" Senjri said sadly.
"Um, it was mostly the Toby thing if I'm being honest." The king responded.
"So it was him! Damn you, Toby!" Senjri said glaring at Toby.
"W-what I just wanted to watch!" Toby is a weirdo.
"But we told you to stop peeking in on us when we are having sex!" Sandra Yelled.
"If that's all that made you run away then I can just have a guard make sure Toby doesn't get near you. So now you can stay here my love!" Senjri looked like a lust-filled demon.
"I'm sorry but I can't do that. I have a journey to finish with my group here." The king said with a grin.
"Oh. So your group still comes first huh...Then I'll just torture them all and break their spirits. Guard! do what you want with his group! Beat them r*pe them I don't care." The guards stabbed Luke in both of his legs along with Stagnum. And held them down as they were about to do an unspeakable thing to the girls...as the king was still at the edge of the blade.
"DON'T TOUCH THEM!! I'LL KILL YOu-" Luke yells and struggles were interrupted.
The King turned Ishiga backed to normal and she came out swinging. She kicks one of the guards in the face then punched another one. The king back her up and jumped over her and kick the guards surrounding Musabi and Ashly away. Then jumped up and kicked the 2 guards on top of Stagnum and Luke off and heal them.
"That was a close call!" The king said grinning.
"You took way too long to do that shit!" Luke yelled.
"Look here crazy hoes. I'm not your love and your definitely not mines. So get bent bitch's." The king cracked his neck as his group all stood together.
All the guards rush into the room and surrounded them from all sides.
"What do we do now!?" Stagnum asked.
"We go down what else!" The king punched the floor and they fell to the first floor.
"Run!" The king yelled.
The group followed him out. The king ran to where he had seen some horses when he was sneaking around and they all hopped on one
"The only way out is through the front gate! Get ready to run some people over!" The king told his group.
When they were running to the gate about 50 guards waited for them. The king rushed in with a smile on his face with no fear. The king's eyes lit up and when that happens...instead of seeing a guy on a horse rushing at them...They saw a Demon with no eyes, and it loomed over them! Every guard started shaking in fear! Then the King group rushed right into them and trampled all over them, frozen with fear the guards couldn't move, and they ran right out.
"Hell yeah, we made it!" Musabi threw her hands in the air.
"Woohoo!"
"Good shit everybody! now let's get out of this town!" The king said and smiled.
"Sounds good to me," Ashly said sighing.
See you next time space cowboy...