Reincarnated into the world of Naruto, Satori finds himself in Konoha as a member of the Hyuga Clan’s prestigious Main House. The good news? No cursed seal, no cage bird fate. Just peace, privilege, and a head start in the ninja world.
But Satori has no intention of playing the hero or rushing into war. Instead, he sets three clear goals:
1. Develop a technique for immortality so he can coast through the chaos of the ninja world.
2. Recreate the comforts of modern life—massage chairs, good food, passive income, and peace of mind.
3. Evolve the Byakugan into the Tenseigan and obliterate anyone who gets in his way.
Armed with genius intellect, deep scientific curiosity, and zero interest in the usual ninja drama, Satori quietly builds influence from the shadows—selling upgraded Gentle Fist techniques, cozying up to Orochimaru for lab access, and even turning his home into a ninja wellness hub. Who says you can’t farm chakra and live well?
In a world of war and bloodlines, can a genius play the long game, avoid the spotlight, and still come out on top? Or will his “simple life” plans spiral into something much bigger?